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  1. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by benny vader but hes a successful breeder tho.

    +50 breeder.

    Yes, but his spawn carries part of him.

    -70 genepool pollution.
  2. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Enter Eh, you know how normies are. Very sensitive. You call someone a dickhead on here and then everyone forgets about it as soon as you leave the thread. You call someone a dickhead in real life and they hold a fucking grudge against you for the rest of eternity.

    It sounds like you need better bro friends. The way I talk with my pals sometimes it sounds like we all fucking hate each other, but it's really just banter.
  3. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Malice You are a moral monstrosity and have a robotic thinking style.

    Well if Lanny really ='s SBTLauien, he thinks he's a sociopath.
  4. D4NG0 motherfucker
    (u_u")
  5. D4NG0 motherfucker
    If they were taller I would go for corgos. Cute faces.
  6. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Malice Hey, I had just gone through a prolonged period that culminated in drinking up to 5L of wine and 1.75L of brandy every 2 days, then checking myself into an ER and telling them I was having thoughts of suicide.

    I never told anyone this before, but Lanny attempted to take advantage of my emotionally vulnerable state and was planning to molest me.

    #metoo
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    (n_n")
  8. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Big dogs are the wors'.

    Get a cat.

    Fag detected.
  9. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Fuck, I can't stop laughing. Follow the arrow on the quote. It's from when Lanny tried to help Malice.
  10. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Depends on the climate where you live, how much maintenance you want to have to put into it, and Tommy's favorite color.

    I'd personally get a big fluffy Samoyed.

    I live in a fairly cold climate, so fluff isn't a problem. That eliminates Rhodesian Ridgebacks and the like though, because I don't want to have to knit sweaters for the thing in the winter.

    Maintenance, eh. Tommy will be in charge of feeding and brushing it. Exercise shouldn't be a problem since we have a yard, Tommy roams around all the time, and I run daily.

    Samoyeds look pretty darling.
  11. D4NG0 motherfucker
    LOL that made me think of this:

    Originally posted by Malice The cost of the amount of etizolam you gave me was insignificant compared to your income, like throwing a few bucks to a bum, and you clearly didn't care enough to do anything more, it was obvious you only did so reluctantly. You are a horrible person, thanks for nothing. I'll never ask for your help again. Although I do regret not accepting that beanie because my head's cold and I've been using a balaclava as a makeshift hat, like in the movie heat where they were wearing those rolled up ski masks.
  12. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I'm not insecure, but practically speaking small dogs are gay. I want a beast of a woofer that can sink its teeth into more than just an ankle.
  13. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I'll tip you tree fiddy to kill him.
  14. D4NG0 motherfucker
    I'm thinking about getting a doggo for Tommy. I've wanted one for a while, and it seems like it might finally be a good time.

    So, the question is, what kind should I get? Obviously shibes rule, but having a small dog screams 'cuck'. The shibe has a larger cousin, the Akita Inu, which is pretty badass though. Putin has one named Yume. People have also recommended German shepherds to me, but they seem...generic. And they're fucking German.

    Suggestions, niggas?
  15. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by ε“ˆε“ˆδ½ ηœ‹δΈζ‡‚δΈ­ζ–‡ Lanny turns every thread into a philosophical one, and his arguments are always shit.

    u jus don't understand
  16. D4NG0 motherfucker
    How old is the kid that he can play a ukulele? I thought he was only 2 or something.
  17. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Die Bill Krozby, die.
  18. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Or workout at home. Pick up a weight set and go out running. You can probably find flights of stairs, pull up bars, and other misc. equipment at a local park.
  19. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Just wear earbuds and don't acknowledge them. They'll figure it out.
  20. D4NG0 motherfucker
    hydro, serious question: If someone offered you help with putting your kid up for adoption (no, I don't want it), and paid for you to get your tubes tied, would you accept? If you really love your spawn, that would give it the best chance at survival and prevent further harm down the road. You could even have an open adoption where you write the little thing postcards and shit.
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