Originally posted by RisiR †
You also made this one
Im gonna print this on a giant textile and place this above my bedroom toilet, if I ever build my underground lair (need to purchase land again to start it) and piss on it like the French did during the 1700s. then send it off to have clean every month or so
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Just 150 years ago in 1886 Ma Bell or AT&T (not to be confused with &T) allowed humans to speak to one another anywhere their telephone lines connected or connected with other nations lines
A common example would be ALDRA: Oi, iz dat you mate. Dat you Scron" Scronaldo: Oh what you on aboot Ehh tee hee" ALDRA: Oi, You sound like yous right in da next room Mate Scronaldo: You wish I was your mate in the next room, Ehh"
fast forward to 1993 and the Birth of the World Wide Web the conversation may have gone like this ALDRA: Oi, They dont have DSL just yet but I got AOL which uses my shitty copper line to email you Scron. Sronaldo: Yeah, I had it for 2 months now. But now they're talking about Cable TV become Cable Internet and 100x faster than DSL ALDRA: OIII NO WAYYYYY MATEY. OH LOOK, A CROCK. I HAVE TO GO NOW. REPLY WITH CARE
30 years fast forward ALDRA: FUCK OFF , EAT A DICK. I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE FAGGOT SCRON: YOU'RE OUT OF YOU MIND. YOU WOULD HAVE TO FLY 19 FUCKING HOURS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET TO TRY. SO HAHA! ALDRA: DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO LIT SHIT ON FIRE ON THAT OTHER GUYS LAWN, AND WHEN HE CAME OUT TO PUT IT OUT, THAT GUY WHO TRAVELED BY PLANE FOR HOURS SNUCK INSIDE AND STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, MATE SCRON: OH YOU JUST TRY, EHH. YOU JUST TRY. I WILL MEET YOU HAVE WAY IN THE SKY, EHH!
we have come so far we think we're sitting right next to one another. its like.. we're here and can have webcam fights or sex or whatever. it's very virtual.. imagine NiS with touch sensitive suites and A.R.
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Originally posted by Far McFar
Fuck you. I don't live in a bubble and love many forms of music. his music insnt that bad. I like Cat Stevens too. especially the songs they put in the movie Harold and Maude
I like The Carpenters as well. Bless the Beast and the Children is pretty cool.
but I love all forms of genre of music and sub-fix as well.
You live in your bully bubble with the other closeted fags
Every Randy Neumann song in 1 minute and 21 seconds.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Which denomination, if any, is correct in your view?
Classic Reformed?
I think "divinty" is too complex for the finite human mind to fully grasp. I also think each if us is at our own unique stage of spiritual development. With that in mind, I believe that divinity can reveal, to each of us according to our needs and abilities, the aspects needed for that individual at that time.
In other words there are no right or wrong religions. They are all just men's ways of telling the masses what works for them. Or they are just power and money grabs like most major religions.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Wondering why furry dildos aren't a thing and what it would feel like. Is it just because they'd be hard to clean and need a lot of lube or are there health risks?
All of the above probably. I think the hair (this is disgusting btw) would reduce friction, rip off, get stuck, cause infections...
I'll leave this one here, though.
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plus i just want my ass licked so bad. I dont care about sex. the idea of just putting my legs halfway up like in an upside splits while w gIrl does awesome tounge action whole stroking my cock is heaven. thats hevaen not fucking body on body action that that david dude does regularly. i am actually as i write this jelous of a dog guys. this russian team vidoe i recently saw oF tHis redhead she fucking does it so good the way she showed her toue action ona d s ass jsut made me so fucking jelous guys… gUys…
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