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2021-10-17 at 1:09 AM UTC in I am what the Chinese call "lying flat"
2021-10-16 at 3:47 PM UTC in Fona's Fucking Life Sucks day number 11,476
Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you don't like what you got stop doing what your doing because what you are doing is getting you what you got.
I stopped giving a fuck until i had to give a fuck again and now my fuck feels even less appreciated than ever by other peoples lack of fucks when all I was trying to do was not be a fuck while dealing with a fucking what the fuck with a fuck who didnt give a fuck that left me feeling fucked from day fucking 1 with all this fuck and it fucking didnt fucking need to be such a fuck when its not even my fucking problem and i was just trying to fucking be there while it fucking worked it the fuck out.
2021-10-14 at 5:11 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinitysh0ck lovingly lambasted lannys lascivious lady lipsNo, but my truck has had sex with more women than most of the posters on this site.
2021-10-12 at 8:11 PM UTC in How you liking the new normal?im going to get donuts
2021-10-12 at 6:36 PM UTC in How you liking the new normal?I love how the covid is coming to an end, took me forever to get money and the Gov screwed me PUA because of antiquated system software.
so no credit paid out but those who were lucky enough to get paid first got all their money. How is that fair?
anyways Raiders move in to Vegas and Vegas real estate has gone up 15% since the summer and the Raiders helped out. watch Real Estate boom in the next year or so. Unless the market crashes.
here is a pretty meth house for sale
$60,0004 bd1 ba1,972 sqft
231 6th St, Hawthorne, NV 89415
2021-10-10 at 8:34 PM UTC in One of my many tries to fuk teenage girls
Originally posted by Wariat I remember about two yrs ago before covid I was on my step skooter or hulajnoga walking with it and sitting down at nad wisle in Warsaw where those cement benches are and the river is there. Some teenage polish girl kept making eye contact and turning her head at me (maybe even smiled) and I smiled at her. I walked by she looked at me (I dont know if this indeciseveness or me not having the balls to do or say anything right there and then did it) and later I turned around and as I was passing by her and her two female friends were not looking at me and I came up from behind her and tried to give her my business card I had at the time (self made but it had my number on it) and said if you ever wanna talk or anything hit me up and those two other teenage bitches were cock blocking saying "she doesnt want to" or some shit. and it just failed.
It was weird because she wouldnt even turn to look at me but earlier she was all gigddy turning around at me every few seconds. Teenage girls are hard to get and make no sense guys or maybe the Polak variety. I mean was it the indeciveness not going for it right away as she looked and smiled that did it or why were her friends such bitches?
She must have been around 15/16 but it didnt matter it wasnt as like I was trying to fuk her then and there. I was just trying to get to know her as a person.
Quoted before he deletes it.
2021-10-08 at 10:23 AM UTC in strategies with women
Originally posted by Wariat Effective stratregies for women on getting laid?
one thing i never understood hence why i failed so many times getting anything done with them (undecideveness as i was in between these two strategies and didnt make an move either way just trying to figure out what to do or say with some hot asian chick across from me when i lived in san jose i barely met at santana row for instance) is if it is a better strategy to tell them hey why dont you sit next to me instead of across like you have been now? and if she does then ask her if she has a free place we can go to? or is it to just play it safe keep talking let her go home and later call her or set up some dates you have to pay probably a lot of money for (buying two dinners or maybe just drinks) and try it later? or hope she comes up with her own idea if you dont have a free place like invites you over? because im quite sure if you ask her to a hotel A you will have to pay for the entire stay and B she may take it as a diss or that you only want one thing etc. so which strategy do you go with try getting laid that night or play it for the long show?
I’ve met many super hot like women like that who i wanted to fuk just by looking at women especially asian cougars when i used to go to santana row but every time this dilenma came up and i would most of the time make no move and later not even text as i assumed she wasnt really interested just being friendly despite her going out of her way to sit with me and go inside a pub or restaurant and sometimes walk around with me. i wonder had implemented the first strategy stronger if id be banging them? as a guy in my mid late 20s imagine the hottest 40 something yr old dark women is what i was hanging out with. but i know how some of them are there was this coffee shop owner asian chick in saratoga at this place called big basin and she was asian and also like in her 40s that she kept staring and smiling at me every time i walked by to use the restroom or even just sitting down we kept making eye contact and she kept smiling and eventually before leaving i asked her if shed like to get together sometimes i felt it was a hell merry last probably chance as i didnt go to saratoga often from cupertino/san jose where i lived. and she said something like why or with you why? and sort of laughed maybe she was nervous her coworkers or other people could hear us or maybe it was too fast unexpected for her or maybe she had a husband and all the smiling etc. was just what she wanted nothing more. but i know how difficult it can be so which of the strategies worked for you with super hot women you wanted to fuk and were surprised were hanging out with you or you barely met and are sitting across from you drinking wine with you?
Originally posted by Wariat I knew what worked and what didnt and about this stuff or someone taught me or i actually read books I probably could have fuked the hottest latina and asian women since I was like 26. my babyface and youthful looks i think super turned them on and the fact i was white or light skinned. i remember this one asian chick had like a firm body and ass walking behind her but also some maturity (i googled her number in reverse phone and i believe i found she was 47 at the time) and i wanted to fuk her so bad just looking at her body from behind. she ended up sitting down and like drinking coffee and eating some cheesecake or something and this pimp looking black dude that hanged out there in santana row and wore a weird hat sat ext to her trying to hit her up and she rejected me. this was the only reason i went for it because i saw she did it politely and didnt bite him or anything. so i sat sort of newr and at first sort of didnt know ehat to fo and after a while we started talking i think i either gave her a compliment or asked how the day was doing. needless to say she turned out to be sort of nerdy and we talked about stevejobe and silicon valley etc and she gave me her number. later on after texting her once in a while she came to the same place to meet me in santana row and again it was like for coffee and she got something sweet and i just got coffee and watched her eat it.
I dont remember if it was this time or s third time but we ended up having wine and i insisted (she didnt want me to offer her anything or pay for anything) so we got two glasses and she ended up telling me she did real estate she was like some high end real estate agent and she didnt even know i still lived at home basically and not even really working just doing some freelance shit once in a while but she was cool I dont even remember her asking me or anything like this polish chicks do as their first question asked. we started talking about fantasies or sex and she said something like fantaies are only fantasies because they cant be fulfilled the ones that can arent fantasies anymore. or some funny shit. I remember I was talking about bathtubs and wanting a womans feet and legs on me as I lay across form her in a tub. like she got slightly tipsy i think on a single wine glass. but the whole time none of us touched or kissed or nothing and i got this vibe like shes not into me (but maybe I was wrong) and is talking about general terms and to me more ad a friend. later she got a phone call and was outside taking it when i went after my wine glass told her bye and left and never seen her again. but imagine guys. imagine. had i not had such low self esteem and went outside and as she was on the phone started kissing her neck or simply waited till she finished the call to rejoin me. i dont even know why i did that or failed with her. she was literally so hot her body was like rock firm i thought from working out.
Man I hate Poland so much. I wish I could go back to this time almost and fk her and all those other 20 yrs older than me asian latina women with super hot bodies when I was still young like 26 and they were like 44-47. Fuk that would have been living had I just not backed off so quick or was so about the chase rather than like focus on one of them or just simly made my move those nights or something. Sometimes I did but I was pissed cause so many of them would try to get me to pay for everything and at the end of the night I didnt have a free palce anyway. But if I was more confident I could have offered a hotel or simply asked if they had a free place. I even almost had a threesome I think with two asian women from there I met and we even drove to some other hotel bar and dance place and at the end of the night they said hey you got two women with you how does it make you feel or something but wouldnt fuk that night. but one of them whose numebr I had would text me back and forth and we were gonna meet again and this time she made it sound like they had a whole thing planned after we eat and drink to fuk or go somewhere for the night but i backed off because I was afraid theyre gonna try to get me to pay for everything and I was sor tof poor at the time not having much work.
Originally posted by Wariat That was also around the time I took that San jose State course to get my minor finished in economics and met that suer hot hispanic chick in her 40s (I was 26) but had to drop the course as it was grad level and take another course for the minor (if I was suer bold just to be with her and do study lessons I could have still taken this hard course and used it to fulfill my minor but had no confidence Id get it done so I dropped it and only met her the first day of that class). She was even more into me than those asian women from santana row as she called me up not jsut rexted and first but because she didnt let me put my hands around har the first day we met at that class and as I offered to give her a ride as I found a good free parking spot near the university to her car I lost all interest. I remember as I wrapped my arm on her I felt so uncomfortable but felt like I had to make a move so bad or nothing again will hapen like with all women I get so close to getting laid with but no cigar and she sort of moved sideways and said not to do that but I said I find you very attractive and she said you are very handsome yourself and we just kept walking and that alone because of how sensitive of a person I am ruined it for me.
Now my life consists of just thinking of all those almost haves or could have beens with those hot older asian and hispanic women and jerking off to what if scenarios every morning and hating life and being completely alone and not even a single woman in this country of poland on my phone worth texting or anyone here even worth a conversation or anything. It consists of me wanting to invent some time machine or something and make those situations happen into hardcore fuking.
Originally posted by Wariat The thing was I had a car and a driver license back then that I would park on the side across some street in santana row so it was the perfect spot to bring them to fuk. I dont know why I never did or offered or couldnt find a way to sell them the idea of getting naked and fuked in the back of my honda at the time. I almost did it with one hispanic chick we were driving around making out and she was 43 (said she was close to turning 44) I remember and I was 26. she even said something at the end like if we can go to my place but I said we couldnt than something like "what about that massage" and earlier she made it sound like she doesnt fuk around at all told me doesnt do anal or oral (she said butts are for shittin not fuking or something like that) but she had nice meat on her and looked good sort of like a salma hayek in her 40s. We made out like mad everywhere and it was so close again. I ended up dropping her off at like her place or something she probably had kids or a kid and couldnt invite me over than necer answered my texts. I remember her saying "we could get a place but I dont feel clean like most hotels have clean blankers and covers" and she was like suggesting an idea and I said something about going to the park and she was like "what privacy or what are we going to do in a park" not knowing my idea was to go all the way up across stevens creek to the mountains which wasnt far and just fuk her on top of my car and with her ass hanging out of the back seat as Im standing naked outside pounding her. But nothing happened. That day I parked in the worse spot possible which was in the roundavu area from santana row with all cars passing by and not in that secret private spot I found and sometimes would park at. What I should have done was take her there and fuk her in the back seat or take her to the mountains and if she didnt do what I ask lol I could have even left her there naked (like in those porn movies where after fuking a dude throws a chicks purse and clothes out the window). she was sort of a bitch or had an attitude complex and lied to me saying she worked at google and just judged a bunch of people as they walked by so she sort of deserved such treatment after hardcore fuking.
What was funny is I met her and her two friends who were taking pictures inside one of the bars/restaurants on santana row and took a pic for them and we started talking. and she was trying to set me up with this argentinian friend who had like slight burn marks on her shoulders but was pretty hot too. but I was just into her. She had this long ass black hair and just black dress and was ;ike dark and mysterious and very hispanic (I think Mexican). I ended up dancing with both changing one for the other and remember some dudes met them and she the main chick im talking about was sort of a biach to one of them and he got mad and said something like "oh shes got a little man with her boo hoo" or something trying to diss me lol while I had my hands all over her. later the other friend left from those dudes (one stayed with them) and I danced with both. As we left the other one went her way maybe she felt like she wasnt wanted I dont know I should have prpessed it or told her come join us as we went to my car and maybe got a threesome?
Im not reading this shit rn but maybe theres something i can give to interpol later
2021-10-08 at 1:49 AM UTC in Fona 10-8-2021 FUN DAY!Stupid me just made my lunch for work completely forgetting we are having bbq tonight even though I just posted about having bbq tonight...
2021-10-07 at 3:03 PM UTC in 486 Will it start today?I am trying to impress Clint from Lazy Game Reviews you jack ass.
I don't even give 2 fucks about the damn thing anymore.
I just was trying to find something cool to have him sign and then I was going to sell it on ebay to some dumbass.
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2021-10-03 at 1:09 PM UTC in 486 Will it start today?i notice your friend is heavily tinted.
is he a dalit or a nigger.
2021-10-02 at 4:57 PM UTC in Fona 10-2-2021