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its definately better if you just want to take an amphetamine once every few years without your entire world getting rocked. If you do a good hit of good meth "just for the weekend man" you will probably geek out and kill the entire bag and want more.

I wish I could just buy a few good pills of strong MDMA but i have only bought the moonrocks, that shit lasts forever. You don't need much to get a good trip and if you have an 8ball and only take it a few times a year it might last a few years.

2021-08-31 at 2:12 AM UTC in Have any of you used PCP

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

I did MDMA without a trip sitter (my dad was there with his girlfriend but neither of them knew I took it) I took way too much and ended up laying on the grass drooling with the sun on my face for hours while my cats laid on me.

Cats can be decent budget trip sitters if you have nothing else. You seem pretty excitable though so maybe a sitter would be a good idea.

HTS has not tried MDMA yet and if she did I would probably want to take it too but it's pretty fucking hard to have a bad time on that stuff, it forces your brain to feel AMAZING because serotonin. The worst that will probably happen is you jam out too hard on some tunes and dehydrate yourself, but it's never a bad idea to be safe and have someone there.

Fuck medical professionals that does not sound like a good time, sounds like a buzz kill. Maybe if you were terminally ill in a hospital and an elderly person.

I consider MDMA to be more harmful than meth. You can only use MDMA once every few months (I feel guilty taking it more than once a year) I have binged on it before and it's not fun, very dangerous. Unlike meth which almost everyone BINGES GRAMS for multiple weeks with typical results. You don't get serotonin poisoning and weird side effects, you just become a fucking tweeker.

That methylenedioxy group is a wild one

2021-08-31 at 2:07 AM UTC in starting an online store

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by vindicktive vinny highlighter suits you better.

This is exactly what you are supposed to say. The problem people have is they say THIS IS THE BEST PEN EVER and try too hard to sell something to someone who might not even want it. The trick of sales is rooting out non buyers and seeking out the potential buyers and giving them that excuse to buy the pen.

What you are supposed to say is "are you in the market for a pen?, when was the last time you used a pen?" and just ask them a bunch of questions, make it about them.

I almost forgot my girlfriend likes to be molested by office supplies, an easy sale! I'll take an entire box (THINK I CAN FIT THAT INSIDE HER??)

Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 This pen.. it was invented for astronauts. It works just as well on earth or in zero-gravity. You can use this pen in prison or to make a play when you need to sign big-bux-deals. The quality of the ink… It's incredible. What do you look for in a pen?

Another good example of making it about the person. You asked what I look for in a pen. Little did you know I am very much into pens, used to be a regular on r/pens and have spent hundreds of dollars on custom pens and ink. Now you know what I'm looking for and can make an effective sale.

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you work in an office and don't ball out on pens you just look like a scrub.

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Pens are dope. When I worked for Sears I would spend a lot of money on good quality pens so I could yell at my co workers for not returning them. You can even make your own custom shades of blue and red so your writing always stands out. I like to use black ink with a purple hue, it looks cool as fuck.

2021-08-31 at 2:02 AM UTC in I'm stuck in this shitty country until 2024

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Just leave her there if she wants a NZ citizenship so bad. You don't want to be there it sounds like she has some non white problems of not being allowed to live anywhere. Just ship her back and then get her sent to the place you want to live.. or something.

She's holding you back!

2021-08-31 at 2:01 AM UTC in To the English and British Folx of NIS

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

wait when the fuck did indians become a commonwealth country? That explains why theres so many in here and the UK....

2021-08-31 at 2 AM UTC in To the English and British Folx of NIS

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

EEEES A BLOODY CUNT (queens on my money I can have an opinion)

2021-08-31 at 1:51 AM UTC in Have any of you used PCP

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Trip sitters ? I thought they were called spotters by licensed medical doctors that watch you so you don't have a bad trip like someone spots you lifting weights

I guess that term is archaic.

Trip Sitter in a Chinese opiate den.

Got It!

have you seriously never taken a psychedelic in your life?

I got a bunch of people high on mushroom tea once.. all first time users. I "broke the rules" and also took a bunch , got high as fuck. 2 of them were fine but 1 person was freaking out a little so I decided to FUCK WITH HER because thats waht you do, but do it in a good way.

She had a fear of the dark so I brought out the blacklight posters and UV lamp and turned all the lights off and everyone waas like whoaaaa and i cured her fear of the dark.

People used to come visit me at work while they were having a bad trip and I would sit with them and make them feel better and then go back to work. I talked to customers all day so i could spare a few minutes to give a person good vibes.

When I took shrooms for the first time my dad fucked with me, tripped me out. He kept grabbing objects and using them as props which affected my trip like he grabbed a walking stick and said "hey man don't I look like an old wizard with a walking stick" and he did he had a beard and looked like a wizard, it was wild. HE KEPT DOING IT I would just be sitting there trying to enjoy the buzzing vibes and he would do something to mess with me

They are very vivid memories, even bad trips when I had someone cool with me I remember them as good experiences. Trip sitting is important. I trip sit for lucy and pet her hair and give her hugs when her stomach hurts from too much drug ingestion and she does it to me when I get too fucked. Sometimes we do too much meth and just hold each other, the psychosis is a lot less worse if you have friends or a loved one around.

2021-08-31 at 1:44 AM UTC in Candyrein P.I. because she is a cunt...

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Wariat Hmm

saved in case she goes missing

2021-08-31 at 1:41 AM UTC in Fona 8-30-2021 Adjusting to living alone

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

get a cat

do a lil meth

annoy your neighbors

invite girls over and do this

2021-08-31 at 1:40 AM UTC in just ban the un-vaxed from hospitals

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Problem solved right?

So you can shut up now if I get sick, I won't go outside (which I don't do anyways if I can help it)

if everyone was like me the world would be a better place. Wear your mask and stay at home.

2021-08-31 at 1:38 AM UTC in Random Thoughts

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Originally posted by WellHung Aldra is apparently interested in a ventilator and a hospital bed. He is willing to trust his government/society when it comes to the food he eats and the water he drinks…but not the medicine he takes.

just ban the un vaxed from hospitals. If I get sick I'll die at home with my loved ones thank you. Problem solved

2021-08-31 at 1:16 AM UTC in Why won't Aldra get vaccinated?

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

JUST TRY IT MAN DON'T YOU WANNA BE COOL IT'S JUST 2 DOSES YA PUSSY

2021-08-31 at 1:10 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by mmQ I want a goddamn FREEZER PETE.

Give me one!

I bought a new month of phone service even though it's a recurring payment I suppose I still bought it. Oh and a 4-pack of Big Wave. I didn't have to buy any food last night as I made free crispy Nashville hot chicken wings at work and also got free macaroni and hot dogs TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😊🙂😊😀🧑‍⚖️!!!!!!!!!!!

CHINE buffet in 45 minutes I'm gonna eat every piece of black pepper chicken in the goddamn building

i almost bought a cheeseborger delissio freezer pete, i should have because its 9pm and i havent even cleaned the dishes yet for what i did buy

1 pack of SMOKED HAVARTI CHEESE $4
1 pack of ELBOW NOODS - $2.99
1 jug of milk = $3.50

total was 10.47 or something. Plus I spent $4.50 today on donuts

Is spending $15/day on food too much? I tried shopping at the outer asiles of grocery stores and spent like $200 in a week, don't really know how because I kept forgetting shit but corned beef is like $6 a can and i got a lot

2021-08-31 at 1:06 AM UTC in starting an online store

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

cosmetics is one of the greatest markets/products. I want to be a makeup manufacturer because of society forcing women to adhere to a standard every female from the very young to the very old all buy massive over priced makeup and buy a lot of it every year.

It's so easy to make and market

2021-08-31 at 1:04 AM UTC in starting an online store

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

how do you sell a sport is my question

Originally posted by mmQ You should sell freezer Pete's I'd sign up to your newsletter and be a regular customer

Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Custom Frisbees.

this gives me an idea... custom "edible" frisbees. Manufactured in the great state in Osobero. First we get fonaplats a massive bag of weed and buy him lots of cheap freezer petes with hacked amazon accounts bought on the darknet.

He gets high as fuck and tries to cook the petes but burns them all to a crisp and ships them to you and then you charge a markup and mass email the entire globe.

who wouldn't want a pete frisbee

Originally posted by Fonaplats

Can you guess what kind of pizza it was?

2021-08-31 at 12:55 AM UTC in I'm stuck in this shitty country until 2024

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

you want to leave but have to stay so your wife can get citizenship in a place you don't want to live. hurrr durrr thats pretty retarded rabbitweed.

Get more money and leave. I would invite you to Canada but you aren't the right class of immigrant we want here, wrong income bracket. We prefer multi millionaire asians and muslims that buy gas stations so they can line our coffers and prop up the shut in NEET white men.

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