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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Can you guess what kind of pizza it was?
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    Chocolate pizza
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Meat Haters
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    Your stove is filthy. Get some over cleaner, son, before you get ill.
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    Salteroni
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Never-rising crust
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    Marghimrita
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your stove is filthy. Get some over cleaner, son, before you get ill.


    I solve that issue by the use of a clean pizza stone that I put in the oven while it pre-heats. The pizza never touches the metal rack.

    The oven cleaner is probably what would kill you. Alkalis are nasty.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Char-garita
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    Originally posted by stl1 I solve that issue by the use of a clean pizza stone that I put in the oven while it pre-heats. The pizza never touches the metal rack.

    How do you clean a pizza stone
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    Originally posted by mmQ Char-garita

    Omg, wtf! How did u do dat.

    Shallow-dish
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The same as you would a dish, more or less. Soap and water. I do usually also use a sharp knife to scrape off any stubborn crusties.

    After a while, the stone gets seasoned like a cast iron skillet from the grease.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Can you guess what kind of pizza it was?

    I woke up to that at 3am and the smoke alarm going off many mornings in my drinking days.

    /thumbsup.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your stove is filthy. Get some over cleaner, son, before you get ill.

    That's called "seasoning"...just like a cast iron skillet, you never clean/wash em.
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    I thought you weren't supposed to put soap in it. Are you following the rules?
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Good thing it was in and not stovetop cooking. Might have a significantly different outcome
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    Evacuated-crust, Ohio-style
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burnatellos
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  19. #19
    this is how God made africans
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this is how God made africans

    yup, those pepperoni looking things are actually black women's labia
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