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Posts by the man who put it in my hood

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yeah thats why it's a privilege. Can't pay, can't play. Just don't get sick, it's easy.

    I only go to hospitals when I need an excuse to get out of work
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I swear man my cat was panting like a doge when I was on meth I got a bit carried away with the laser gun and make scronny do loopty loops along the wall and afterwards she was laying on her side panting and I was like holy fuck i'm sorry and gave her lots of water because I didn't realize hours had gone by.

    Cat lasers are like crack they WILL NOT STOP if you keep doing it

  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Ajax I don’t do alts. What you see is the authentic version of myself that I want to present to you.

    plurals are our authentic self
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have been knocked unconcious before and only woke up with blood on the side of my head
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    those are for when you are signing contracts on top of a sloping roof in your hard hat at the construction site and need to put down your pen so you can light a smoke and sip a coffee without it rolling away
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I made 200 emails years ago and recently ran out, used them all up. Every time I try to make an alt on some website it says "THIS EMAIL IS IN USE"

    now it wants a phone number unless you kajigger the googles, it's a rigamarole, not woryth the BS

    (lanny ignored this thread lol)
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    sounds lame
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just use old.reddit

    it always switches me back and acts funky, fucks around. On my "main" reddit account that I abandoned years ago it's fucking broken and when I click "new" it shows me 6 months old content but when I sign out or use my girlfriends accounts it shows me 6 mins ago.

    I made multiple posts trying to ask for help but the reddit geniuses just said DURRRRR I DUNNO DATS WEIRD

    Fuck that shit website and its gay interface. It's trash now only good for rollin' and trollin
    '
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I only talk to capitalists
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    okay those are pretty epic

  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i saw pics shes cute.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    and i hope for the sake of the sanctity and purity of the white race that shes at least white.

    she has well combed greyish white hair and a majestic nose
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    One time at work they made us all do corporate stretching like Japan except one of the girls was a yoga instructor and said you have to warm up first or you will just pull your muscles or some shit. It was awkward.

  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what about the study that says you need 3 jabs to be "vaxxed" 2 is NOT ENOUGH

    YOU HAVE TO TAKE 10

  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Technologist So Pole,
    Does that mean you have a new cult leader?

    17 days!

  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am not a reddit user anymore I just made a throwaway when chris-chan got busted and now there is a reddit civil war going on.

    I am the bringer of death to reddit.

    r/silkroad
    r/darknetmarkets
    r/Iceposeidon
    r/ip2

    all gone, all communities I spent YEARS in. Tens of thousands of karma lost, NEW reddit is a broken buggy mess and my account got borked. Fuck that website.

    Typical person HURR DURR REDDIT HURR DURR FOX NEWS, I deconstruct media, social media and read BETWEEN the lines something most retards aren't able to do these days.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I always have the snazziest pen at work even the middle management office types high on their own horse are like UHH UHHH ANyONRE SEEN A PEN??? GOT A BOX PEN?? A BIC PEN??

    Why yes, I do have a pen. And I would like it back when you are done using it.

  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A sure sign of weakness when you need that many to stroke your ego.

    A REAL man has 2, maximum.

    I don't need them but people like me and want to talk to me because I am a positive and wholesome person. *shudders*

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny enemies are easy to make.

    I don't even try or know I made them sometimes

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only women and cucks have friends.

    i fuck my female friends when they are single and wish them good luck on their first dates
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i sell bootleg lead gas on the corner of mulburry and finch
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    if you want to see a cat pant in exhaustion get one of these

  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Someone didn't read.

    move on to step 2
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