2021-10-07 at 8:28 PM UTC
in
Is it just me?
You perceive yourself as the only one
Do you feel lonely? Out of touch? Isolated?
The wild west days boy I tell ya the shit I got up to back then HOOOEEYY
"hurr durr white people have no culture" says the person with dark skin using internet developed by white western society on an english speaking website with servers hosted in north america which was colonized by white people
We all remember the African and Chinese tech boom of the 80s and 90s when they were manufacturing chipsets and DOSboxes and exported their technological prowess to those countries still using paper records.
And then we stole their culture because we have none LOL taco bell is cultural appropriation!
what a legend i bet he makes the big bucks
I thought he was supposed to tell jokes, not quote a dictionary
wariat would like to watch them for an afternoon
"Gender is a fact"
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Hey everyone, i'm actually Chinese!"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Chapelle prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"All I have to do is walk around with my eyes squinted and everyone has to start calling me Chinese"
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Dave's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the Netflix studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of the Netflix executives, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Dave stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Dave closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at the Netflix executives lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"TWO GENDERS!"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Dave cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. A black hole opens up and consumes all of reality the universe and time cease to exist.
2021-10-07 at 5 PM UTC
in
486 Will it start today?
I'm gonna make a switch board... in space!
