Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Hey everyone, i'm actually Chinese!"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Chapelle prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"All I have to do is walk around with my eyes squinted and everyone has to start calling me Chinese"
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Dave's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the Netflix studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of the Netflix executives, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Dave stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Dave closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at the Netflix executives lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"TWO GENDERS!"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Dave cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. A black hole opens up and consumes all of reality the universe and time cease to exist.
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post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
"Gender is a fact"
gender 1 [ jen-der ] See synonyms for gender on Thesaurus.com noun either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated by social and cultural roles and behavior
Originally posted by DontTellEm
U have sex w males. Lol ur opinion is a joke
you are fat, you don't even deserve basic human rights. If it was like the grapes of wrath they would take you out back and shoot you so you don't slow everyone else down
