Posts by the man who put it in my hood

1. 2021-10-08 at 12:31 AM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   not funny
   
   
   
   the absolute gold peak of comedy
   
   
2. 2021-10-08 at 12:28 AM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Saying Trump is orange therefore he is bad is not a joke or funny.
   
   His comedy has become talk show host tier like watching Jimmy Falon or Steven Colbert. Not even the GOOD political humor like John Stewart used to do, who is not funny at all anymore.
   
   You boomers need to grow the fuck up, this shit is not funny it's just cringe.
   
   THIS IS FUNNY. I actually crack up just posting these because they are so good. So you can shut your fat bitch mouth right the fuck up, tard.
   
   
   
3. 2021-10-08 at 12:22 AM UTC in Marriage outside the US & returning with a bride from a different culture.
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ canadian; ie, the lesser american.

   
   Sorry but I am not some retard Asian that starts an ethnic cleansing because YOUR EYES ARE SLIGHTLY MORE SQUINTY THAN MINE!!! "CHINESE ARE EVIL!!! KOREANS ARE EVIL!!! VIETNAMESE ARE EVIL!!! JAPANESE ARE EVIL!!!" - A Cambodian
   
   Just look at North Korea jesus christ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU END UP WITH TWO COUNTRIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING NAME
   
   HOW
   
   It happened in Vietnam too... jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with Asian people? They are like territorial ants or some shit. They think all white people hate each other too like them but we don't.. we just don't care. White people aren't racist we love everyone.
   
   It's everyone else that's racist
   
   what I grew up reading as a child
   
   
   what asians grow up reading
   
4. 2021-10-08 at 12:12 AM UTC in You know your an alcoholic when.
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I make the big chunks and smash them on the floor inside grocery bags
   
   
5. 2021-10-08 at 12:07 AM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm U have sex w males. Lol ur opinion is a joke

   
   you are fat, you don't even deserve basic human rights. If it was like the grapes of wrath they would take you out back and shoot you so you don't slow everyone else down
   
   
6. 2021-10-07 at 11:56 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   The political stuff is just not funny to me at all.
   
   
   
7. 2021-10-07 at 11:46 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Dave chapelle is probably the best comedian currently living imho

   
   Trump is orange and there are only 2 GENDERS!!!!
   
   look now i'm the best comedian ever
8. 2021-10-07 at 11:45 PM UTC in Dave Chapelle makes a bunch of unfunny jokes about trannies
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Yeah republicans are all snowflakes xD just take ur jab and shuttup!
   
   
   
   
9. 2021-10-07 at 11:17 PM UTC in JINGO
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   J.I.N.G.O
   Jobs for Immigrants, Not Geeks Overseas.
   
   Instead of outsourcing everything to India 'HELLO SIR I CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH LETS TALK ABOUT COMPLEX COMPUTER PROBLEMS'
   
   How about hiring all those mexican and moslem immigrants to work in call centers IN AMERICA where they have to learn english anyways to live there plus it gets them on the tax roll and out of street gangs.
   
   It's a win win for everything except the hebrew jedi bankers only concerned about the bottom line.
10. 2021-10-07 at 10:56 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    do not listen to this as it will play non stop in your head for days
    
    I am only posting this to complete a demonic mind erase ritual to remove it from my brain forever
    
    
    
    
    
    
    THIS IS WHAT {PLAYS WHEN U GET INTO HEAVEN
    
    
11. 2021-10-07 at 10:51 PM UTC in I harbor superstition about Covid-19 virus
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am not one of those anti science nuts that thinks masks are actually porous holograms and vaccines are made from microships. I take all the recommended precautions by the regulatory authorities and stay safe.
    
    But every time I go outside I feel as if I have been tainted by Chinese magic evils. The spirits of the dead, ghosts and ghouls, like a miasma. I am convinced every surface of everything is coated in covid particles including plastic grocery bags and mail. The only thing protecting me from these evils is my faith in God and the truth of the triangles.
    
    
    
    Fucking staying safe the only reason I am still alive is cure magic and prayer
    
    
12. 2021-10-07 at 9:45 PM UTC in I'm currently caring for 3 canines named Murphy, Ralphie, & Patches...
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You want your balls removed too? I can do a 2 for 1 special.
    
    
13. 2021-10-07 at 9:31 PM UTC in How you liking the new normal?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready a muslim with no Beard? this is Falco, isnt it? that's a Sin. Hell even Im growing a beard right now. not even a muslim.
    
    
    tsk tsk tsk

    
    Are you actually retarded? The vast majority of muslims do not have beards. Holy shit Americans are ACTUALLY this small minded and think EVERY muslim wears a Turban and has a beard... jesus christ I really give Americans too much credit when I just call them retarded.
    
    This goes far beyond that.
14. 2021-10-07 at 9:29 PM UTC in I'm currently caring for 3 canines named Murphy, Ralphie, & Patches...
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The tune is povidone iodine solution and a sharp knife
15. 2021-10-07 at 9:28 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this post was brought to you by rainbow swiss chard.
    
    Rainbow swiss chard... if your kids eat it they will become homosexual
    
    
16. 2021-10-07 at 9:24 PM UTC in Hey Vaxers, Follow the Scientists LMAO
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by mmQ I actually used Dr. Fauci saying family gatherings are BAD to get out of Thanksgiving and Christmas last year hehe.
    
    Now again this year hes saying its too soon to tell but we probably shouldn't gather again this year and now its just laughable. I'm gonna make it a point to not only attend both Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings this year, im gonna make sure we're PACKED TO THE BRIM with as many family members as possible.

    
    I never wanted to get together with the family, ever. I hate christmas and thanksgiving, I don't like forced social interactions of being "picked up" by a family member and sitting at their house waiting to go home so I can go back to living my life.
    
    I don't like pausing my life of doing nothing to have forced social interactions where I do nothing.
    
    Thank fucking God for covid, I hope it NEVER goes away.
    
    "Look who finally came out of their dungeon HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA"
    
    
17. 2021-10-07 at 8:57 PM UTC in I'm currently caring for 3 canines named Murphy, Ralphie, & Patches...
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I can probably figure it out for $25
18. 2021-10-07 at 8:50 PM UTC in Marriage outside the US & returning with a bride from a different culture.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They were Americans in their heart of hearts which is why they left Europe because it was full of Catholic government dick sucking monarchist faggots that would never amount to anything throughout history
    
    Constantly relying on America "YOU WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT US!" like a parent with a hoarding and gambling problem chain smoking while drunk ranting about how much of a piece of shit child you are for not visiting more.
    
    Europeans are nothing but cucks like Asians. They are monkey before it became man.
19. 2021-10-07 at 8:39 PM UTC in So... Interesting developments.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Asking people online if you should sleep with two willing woman is a sure sign you are in the closet.

    
    But two women is a homosexual activity
20. 2021-10-07 at 8:39 PM UTC in Marriage outside the US & returning with a bride from a different culture.
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson English, Germans, French, THE BELGIANS

    
    Nah they didn't even have electricity until America invented it lol. Europe is a shit stain on western white glory. We didn't colonize anything and those slaves were kidnapped by the Islamic golden age moslems.