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2021-06-19 at 11:02 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
Originally posted by Obbe Do you sneeze on the muffins? Ever spilled hot coffee on someone on purpose?
semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her visionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-18 at 4:59 PM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?you couldn't have picked a gayer song if you asked for it through the hole in a truck stop bathroom stallThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 4:42 PM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-06-18 at 1:58 PM UTC in Why does no materials ABSORB water anymore???When I was a kid if you spilled a water and put a towel or paper towel on it it would get wet, soaking fucking wet. You could spin the towel into a rope and use the weight of the water to hit people like a whip
I have a bunch of towels and paper towels and I am PUSHING the water. I GENTLY PLACE a paper towel on a spill of water and the FUCKING SPILL OF WATER STARTS TO MOVE LIKE A BUG RUNNING ACROSS THE FLOOR
IT SPREADS WATER TENTACLES IN EVERY DIRECTION thinning out the spill flattening the pile of water so I pressed down on the STILL FUCKING BONE DRY paper towel and it just pushes the water MORE and THEN it STARTS to absorb the water, I had to throw a towel on top of the paper towel and step on it and it's still wet
what the fuck happened why does nothing absorb waterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-09 at 1:31 AM UTC in Told you so thread for when COVID is confirmed to be laboratory made
Originally posted by hydromorphone I couldn't stop laughing. You have no idea how true this is.
So did you take his virginity? Didn't you take gollywogs too and catfish buttfuck him into raising a pedophiles child? Is that what gets you your jollies? Your hustle is ensnaring virgins and the like and exploiting them, sexually at first and later financially and their dignity altogether?
That's a hawt move, can I get in on it? I don't even want the money I just wanna do it to get "off" like Dennis in that episode of its always sunny where he pretends to be a guy named Brian lafeve in order to "get off"
Well I am down for getting off. First thing I need to do is sexually compromise a lonely member. I think wellhung is a good target but we can branch out and have a few projects on the go. Sorry for not sending via PM my loins got all hawt n bothered. Touch meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-06-01 at 4:33 PM UTC in Chell and I are broken up.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Remember love and the need for companionship are just chemical reactions in your head. Be a rock, literally be a chunk of stone. Rocks never get sentimental or needy…they just sit there watching the rest of the world get bent out of shape over a few chemicals.
From granny to granite.
Connection to each other and connection to ourselves are part of our own humanity. Without those chemicals you are weaker as a person, without a doubt. Sure some people allow them to be the be all and end all of their existence but a happy medium exists where you are living and not just existing
Also, didn't you used to post on a dating website of some sort back in the day? This website is a kind of social media that elicits chemicalsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-24 at 7:21 PM UTC in would you blaze a 10 year old?I would do it then I'd tell him I'm an undercover cop and if he doesn't want me to take him to jail he has to give me the 5 dollars he has in his velcro wallet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-22 at 3:31 PM UTC in Is Sudo a jedi?Nick Fuentes is a dumbass grifter who can trick low IQ cucks such as yourself into being scared. I spend 0 minutes of my day thinking about you and nick fuentes and you spend inordinate portions of yours thinking about myself, minorities with more valuable skillsets, men who are more successful than you and other people who victimize and intimid8 you.
I've seen you post vast diatribes about your feelings and never once have seen anything that could be construed as intelligent or insightful. Everything about you is cucky l3eta and mediocre
Thanks for making a thread about me <3The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-20 at 3:51 PM UTC in JiggleBooty Johnson is a plastic printing genius/ really good dude!damn are you gonna shove that whole thing in shells pussyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-20 at 2:43 PM UTC in JiggleBooty Johnson is a plastic printing genius/ really good dude!
My space nigga brother hooked me and more importantly my yet to arrive 486 DOS gaming pc up with these really bad ass fake 3.5 inch floppy drives for my yet to arrive compact flash to IDE adapters.
The first one was sort of a prototype and is a bit rough around a couple edges but the second one looks down right snazzy.
He even threw in a rectangular LED to mount in one to make it look super legit.
Knowing I am a man of plastic he left the finishing work for me to do as there is no way he could have known just how much to sand off to get a perfect fit but im looking forward to setting the body lines just right and he knew that before hand after seeing just what an emaculate machine I purchased for the build.
I just wanted to put him in the spot light and show my appreciation and thanks.
I would 10/10 recommend his work to anyone in need of printed plastic creations.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-18 at 1:13 AM UTC in Doug's Obituary"Please visit sympathy store"
I almost shot my phone when I read that. So tacky it made me angryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-17 at 9:01 AM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe No one has really been a threat to national security, just themselves. There was that LSD faggot that beat his mother over coffee and was shamed in the news lol. We've produced no serial killers either.
This community has very publicly been of interest to the US Secret Service, FBI, ATF, and DEA at times. This community was at various points a hotbed for the proliferation of IEDs, an open air drug market, and the nexus for a counterfeiting ring. And that is just scratching the surface - the most high-profile stuff that literally everyone knows about. On the individual level there have been countless people who posed cybersecurity threats, made credible threats to politicians, etc. It's not all been sunshine and kids shoving their mom over a cup of Starbucks coffee.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-17 at 4:20 AM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I feel like he's still alive. and someone went through a shitload of trouble to stage his death.
The threat assessment for this community has changed significantly over the past 5 years and many of the user disappearances/"deaths" can be attributed to this. Most of the supposed deaths have simply been a cover for the exfiltration of assets whose presence here could no longer be justified. You might not believe me but there was a point in time when around a quarter of the active users here were only present in an official capacity. Not NIS specifically, of course, but at one point in the totse/zoklet/intosanc/rdfrn/nis lineage, over the decades. With under 50 active/semi-active users in the community now, almost none of whom pose a threat of any kind (let alone a serious threat to national security, as once may have been the case) it's simply more sensible for resources to be allocated elsewhere and individuals of interest to be monitored by more targeted and traditional means.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-16 at 7:36 PM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
Originally posted by Obbe Any idea why he had a breakdown and killed himself? Or his method?
He apparently had some kind of impending charges being brought against him. He mentioned CP but who knows how much of that was accurate. I assumed it was him being his usual trolly self. He went to the hospital bc he was hearing voices and stuff and was admitted for a psych eval for a few days. Idk if he started using serious drugs again bc of stress or if it was just some latent mental illness or whatever.
Dunno the manner of his death but chzbrgz said crime scene cleanup was there. Im positive he couldnt own a gun so its kinda just a shot in the dark. No pun intendedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-16 at 7:29 PM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
Originally posted by Obbe I haven't been following this. Why does everyone think he's dead? How did it happen, how do you know it actually happened? Can anyone summarize it so I don't have to read through 1000s of threads?
Family posted obituary. Austin PD showed a suicide at his address. Stopped posting just after having some mental breakdown.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-15 at 11:17 PM UTC in Knife advice
Originally posted by aldra most of mine are either S35VN or VG10. M390 is nice, you can put a real fine edge on it and it'll hold it better, but it also takes a fair bit longer to sharpen
my point is you wont really be able to tell what steel your knives are made of unless you have them lab analysed, or just trust the manufacturers.
Originally posted by Obbe General purpose pocket knife, cutting things, looking cool.
I like sheepsfoot and little cleaver styles.
dont think.
buy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-15 at 9:20 PM UTC in Knife advice
Originally posted by Obbe My work knife I just pull through a little sharpening tool a dozen times or so, I imagine I would want to use a sharpening stone or something for a good knife, how do you do it?
https://www.spyderco.com/catalog/details/204MF/Tri-Angle-Sharpmaker/77
If you have a knife that is really dull you will also need the (not included) diamond or carbide rods as well. Otherwise it comes with a CD and booklet with awesome thorough instructions. Apparently it can sharpen a lot more than just knives, which I have not tested but is awesome nonetheless.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-15 at 2:28 PM UTC in Knife advicehttps://www.bladehq.com/cat--Best-Knife-Steel-Guide--3368
this might interest you if you don't know a lot about steelsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-05-15 at 2:27 PM UTC in Knife adviceif you want to buy American your best bet is probably Spyderco. Zero Tolerance makes some nice stuff but they're significantly more expensive and built for hard use, they don't have many 'compact' modelsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-05-15 at 2:24 PM UTC in Knife adviceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
