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  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure monkeys squat when they shit, and they didn't need any training for it.

    Humans do.
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Good monkey, have a banana.

  3. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nope. I've never even seen you take a shit.

    K
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That explains why the climate hoax money never makes it to you.

    I don't post these articles for money.
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So they just let it run down their leg, huh?

    You ever seen a monkey wipe its ass?
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Early humans just dug a small hole, shat in it, then covered it up, using safe leaves as the wipe.

    Still had to be taught to do so.
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Earth just had its hottest summer on record, U.N. says, warning "climate breakdown has begun"

    "The dog days of summer are not just barking, they are biting," warned U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres in a statement coinciding with the release of the latest data from the European Union's Copernicus Climate Change Service (C3S) by the World Meteorological Organization.
  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …it's irrelevant who put the nappy on me…

    What's relevant is the fact that someone had to put one on you, you had to be taught how to use the toilet, along with basically everything else you do.
  10. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When do I get my check?

    Useful idiots don't get cheques for being useful idiots.
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dunno about you filthy Americans but I shit in nappies (Diapers) which were specifically made for shitting and pissing in when I was a tiny human…no bed or pant shitting. wow.

    You only wore a diaper because someone put one on you. If you hasn't had some caring for you and teaching you how to take care of yourself, you would still be covered in shit today and we wouldn't be having this interaction.
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So why do you still shit yours?

    Why do you shit up the forum?
  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Obbe Same reason you shit in a toilet and not in your bed.

    You see, everyone here used to shit in their beds. Or if they were not in bed, they were shitting their pants. If they were even wearing pants, which they only would have been wearing if someone else helped them put them on. We had to be taught to not shit our pants. We were taught shit goes in the toilet.
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I'm probably going to pick it up this weekend.

    Been playing Prey in the meantime.
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It smells like everyone of your posts. Go ahead, scratch and sniff sparky, Ya know ya wanna…

    Oh, so like what I said but not as funny.
  16. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Can anyone spot the difference between this and any other post from Scaredy Prepper? Nope.
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ I was just thinking, why don't we all just litter? Why don't we all just take our garbage bins and dump them into the street?

    Same reason you shit in a toilet and not in your bed.
  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Getting paid billions by partisan hacks to provide the wanted conclusions is not science.

    Originally posted by Obbe … what may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra a more accurate simile would be "let's not shut down all of the farms and water pumps until we're certain that they make the viruses want to kill us all"

    even then you're being dishonest by equating observable viruses with 'consensus that the climate is changing'

    People want to shut down farms and pumps? News to me, certainly not something I have posted about.

    How do you know viruses make people sick? Maybe viruses were just created by the demons to trick people into thinking it's not actually demons?
  20. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra not to jump to conclusions based on limited evidence

    If you were around when viruses were discovered, you would be telling everyone to "hold on it could still be demons, let's not jump to conclusions based on limited evidence".
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