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World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast

  1. Originally posted by mmQ I bet some of the poopies leaked out of the side a time or two.

    The dog took care of any leakage
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ever hear of wings?

    I remember specifically asking the recess supervisor lady when I was in 3rd grade what "maxi pads with wings are" because I overheard someone say it.

    So yes. I KNOW. OH BOY DO I KNOW.
  3. The boy must drink red bull.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Climate change denial is funded and driven by large corporations that directly benefit from pollution, and their gang of useful idiots.

    When do I get my check?
  5. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When do I get my check?

    Useful idiots don't get cheques for being useful idiots.
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …it's irrelevant who put the nappy on me…

    What's relevant is the fact that someone had to put one on you, you had to be taught how to use the toilet, along with basically everything else you do.
  7. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Earth just had its hottest summer on record, U.N. says, warning "climate breakdown has begun"

    "The dog days of summer are not just barking, they are biting," warned U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres in a statement coinciding with the release of the latest data from the European Union's Copernicus Climate Change Service (C3S) by the World Meteorological Organization.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
  9. Early humans just dug a small hole, shat in it, then covered it up, using safe leaves as the wipe.
  10. Originally posted by Obbe What's relevant is the fact that someone had to put one on you, you had to be taught how to use the toilet, along with basically everything else you do.

    still not relevant to your shitting the bed comment..more lies please guvn'r
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Early humans just dug a small hole, shat in it, then covered it up, using safe leaves as the wipe.

    Still had to be taught to do so.
  12. Originally posted by Obbe Still had to be taught to do so.

    So they just let it run down their leg, huh?
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe Useful idiots don't get cheques for being useful idiots.

    That explains why the climate hoax money never makes it to you.
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So they just let it run down their leg, huh?

    You ever seen a monkey wipe its ass?
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That explains why the climate hoax money never makes it to you.

    I don't post these articles for money.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe You ever seen a monkey wipe its ass?

    Nope. I've never even seen you take a shit.
  17. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nope. I've never even seen you take a shit.

    K
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Obbe K

    Good monkey, have a banana.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Good monkey, have a banana.

  20. Originally posted by Obbe You ever seen a monkey wipe its ass?

    Pretty sure monkeys squat when they shit, and they didn't need any training for it.
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