Posts by G

1. 2021-05-23 at 10:32 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G African Astronaut
   A bit bloated from a huge brunch after a night of binge dranking. Gonna do a herculean cardio circuit tonight & restore balance to the force.
2. 2021-05-23 at 10:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost you posted this exact pic before smh

   
   Incorrect, just the pizza's consistent.
   
   
   
   https://imgur.com/a/hyGs00x
3. 2021-05-23 at 10:21 PM UTC in There are so many crumbs on my floor that everywhere i step...
   

   G African Astronaut
   Bissell EV675 is $199 @ Ollie's, snag one w/ the 20% off Ollie's Army code for the win @ $139. It's boss too.
   
   
4. 2021-05-23 at 12:41 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung go with a $7 pie from the local ma & pop

   
   
5. 2021-05-22 at 9:44 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Indubitably. Perhaps I'll see you later this evening for some liver talk.

   
   I'll leave the light on.
6. 2021-05-22 at 9:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Why every time I'm able to round up 19 girls for an orgy with me, I can never find a 20th. It gets old.

   
   A healthy liver ensures virility, just saying.
7. 2021-05-22 at 9:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung go with a $7 pie from the local ma & pop

   
   For sure, they're also right by the liquor store for the double win.
   
   https://sportsurge.net/#/streamlist/4736
8. 2021-05-22 at 9:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   G African Astronaut
   Got mad sun @ beach, now plotting my UFC meal,,,
9. 2021-05-22 at 6:03 PM UTC in Today, G is going to the beach...
   

   G African Astronaut
   
10. 2021-05-22 at 4:55 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    G African Astronaut
    Fat boy's bored & hungry lashing out online @ superior strangers lol.
11. 2021-05-22 at 4:54 PM UTC in You guys know what would be even better than sex
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung U don't get laid much urself. U gotta go to Cuba for poonanny.

    
    Cuba was work, but vagina still found me. Shouldn't you be eating ?!
12. 2021-05-22 at 4:28 PM UTC in You guys know what would be even better than sex
    

    G African Astronaut
    Like that spaz is fucking lol.
13. 2021-05-22 at 4:08 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    G African Astronaut
    I manscaped the body hair, took the underarms,chest down to 3mm, faded it down to 2mm to blend in w/ the pubic pad. Had the concubine bald my back, um ready to flex @ the beach son.
14. 2021-05-22 at 8:15 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    G African Astronaut
    Been eating & sleeping alot lately, I hop I aint get nobody pregnant lol.
15. 2021-05-22 at 8:05 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    G African Astronaut
    I get hoes,,,
16. 2021-05-22 at 7:50 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    G African Astronaut
    
17. 2021-05-22 at 7:47 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    G African Astronaut
    The only LK that matters lol.
    
    
18. 2021-05-22 at 7:41 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    G African Astronaut
    Making a cook out grocery list for today.
19. 2021-05-22 at 5:43 AM UTC in What Are You Doing This Weekend?
    

    G African Astronaut
    Likely deep sea charter fishing Sunday.
20. 2021-05-21 at 11:49 PM UTC in The government says I need to get the jab to continue getting welfare
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley My mom thinks I have bipolar
    
    I said no

    
    But you do.