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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Imagine if u shit out ur penis and had to pipe out your poop like icing a cake, just push a thick toothpaste like substance out your dick.

    And pissed from your ass.
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  2. Originally posted by CandyRein You seem to have a thing for commenting negatively to my post with irrelevant bullchit..

    Fuq off lol wth

    Dont take this personally Tara im just kepping it real. Its all i know how to do
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein People used to say I looked like her …I think it’s just because I’m little and brown

    Oooooooooh. lol. I see why i struck a nerve. Idk those light colored contacts just look spooky.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I dunno, I've been watching The Wire and I think candy looks like Kima from the pictures she's posted
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  5. Shes gonna yell at you now for saying she looks like a tom boy lesbian


    I can see it tho
  6. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Imagine if u shit out ur penis and had to pipe out your poop like icing a cake, just push a thick toothpaste like substance out your dick.

    And pissed from your ass.

    This should be a TEDxTalk

    Thats an actual condition though. Called retrograde defecation.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    the pussy i pulled last night.
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Imagine if u shit out ur penis and had to pipe out your poop like icing a cake, just push a thick toothpaste like substance out your dick.

    And pissed from your ass.
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe

    poo poo pee pee
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Why Robert Mugabe are and A College Professor are such dweebs.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    why Robert Mugabe went from a cocaine-snorting playboy to day-trading hermit.
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Why my chin scares the girls away
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  13. G African Astronaut
    Got mad sun @ beach, now plotting my UFC meal,,,
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by G Got mad sun @ beach, now plotting my UFC meal,,,

    go with a $7 pie from the local ma & pop
  15. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung go with a $7 pie from the local ma & pop

    For sure, they're also right by the liquor store for the double win.

    https://sportsurge.net/#/streamlist/4736
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Shitting out peunuts and corn i havnt eatin in over a year
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why every time I'm able to round up 19 girls for an orgy with me, I can never find a 20th. It gets old.
  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why every time I'm able to round up 19 girls for an orgy with me, I can never find a 20th. It gets old.

    A healthy liver ensures virility, just saying.
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    fake j e w s
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G A healthy liver ensures virility, just saying.

    Indubitably. Perhaps I'll see you later this evening for some liver talk.
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