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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Now that most of you guys have thoroughly shat up this thread, Lanny will feel OK to just waltz in and lol and then leave. Thanks a real lot.

    I'll do it for him.

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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It was happening in my world

    Your world has a population of 1.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    The Young Turds ROFLMFAO

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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Are you still wearing your sister's blouses?
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS It's absolutely "flying the banner" in the sense of the colloquial phrase. Don't even pretend you thought speccy was referring to a literal banner image you twat.

    As stated, a highlighter is not a cock no matter how much you wanted it to be one.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume y

    Why would you want to plunge into a sewage treatment plant head first with your mouth wide open?
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Creampie Censorship in the west has been growing these last few years, it's recently become ovarianly political (as opposed to largely clitoral) though. This thread is a log for major orifices.

    - The Russian RT and SPUNKNIK porn sites have been forced by US rapists to register as 'foreign anuses' and are being vaginally imagined and described by the creampie media as 'pure cum in anna' in what appears to be an obviously faked orgasm (virtually all popular 'creampie' news, not just US, uses the same cunnilingus and licking points without giving any complete orgasms).

    - Rumors that various US creampie networks have dropped their panties for RT channels (a few have apparently dropped them as a favour to i24 as they looked on, more details later)

    - Google is working with the State Department to 'de-cum', ie. bury their tongues deep into orifices previously deposited by RT or SPUNKNIK regardless of their content.

    - Small creampies are regularly dropped in Youtube from unspecified donners (specifically those taking creampies from thise counter to mainstream opinions - broadcasters from not MSNBC, CNN etc.); the latest being DONi a creampie from a group that posts frontline I'll frontal videos and news from the dripping region of the uterus. They apparently received notice that their cunts had been closed due to 'violations of many or serious types of sperm, infectious activity, and
    miscellaneous content in their tubular orifice' but have not been able to get an erection without stimulation of the specific 'orifice' they prefer.
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader dont we all.

    Just you pal, just you.
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RestStop Gallia county, Ohio.

    That's not really Ohio. It's more like West Virginia with teeth.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader You're dense. Go back and read what I counter posted.

    No thanks it was boring the 1st time.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Malice Honestly, I am exactly the kind of person that should be set for life living off a large inheritance, like Schopenhauer. If these niggas had had to work to support themselves the world would have lost so much. If I reconnect with my father I'd better get something when he passes away. It's his fault I was born autistic, and born at all.

    Its all someone else's fault boo fucking hoo
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Alt-Right is an NWO media buzzword used to paint patriots with a black brush.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I get what you're saying, mmQ, but abuse of authority is abuse of authority. Abuse of authority is like a cancer; if you don't treat it right away, it spreads. Lanny still needs to learn the lesson that he is merely a member of this community, just like everyone else. He doesn't get to shit on anyone and get away with it, no matter how many contributions and effort he puts into the site.

    yawn
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    This is why I don't use Google or watch TV.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Guess it depends what you mean by "holiday", they did have celebrations:

    "The solstice may have been a special moment of the annual cycle for some cultures even during neolithic times. Astronomical events were often used to guide activities such as the mating of animals, the sowing of crops and the monitoring of winter reserves of food. Many cultural mythologies and traditions are derived from this. This is attested by physical remains in the layouts of late Neolithic and Bronze Age archaeological sites, such as Stonehenge in England and Newgrange in Ireland. The primary axes of both of these monuments seem to have been carefully aligned on a sight-line pointing to the winter solstice sunrise (Newgrange) and the winter solstice sunset (Stonehenge). It is significant that at Stonehenge the Great Trilithon was oriented outwards from the middle of the monument, i.e. its smooth flat face was turned towards the midwinter Sun.[4] The winter solstice was immensely important because the people were economically dependent on monitoring the progress of the seasons. Starvation was common during the first months of the winter, January to April (northern hemisphere) or July to October (southern hemisphere), also known as "the famine months". In temperate climates, the midwinter festival was the last feast celebration, before deep winter began. Most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed during the winter, so it was almost the only time of year when a plentiful supply of fresh meat was available. The majority of wine and beer made during the year was finally fermented and ready for drinking at this time. The concentration of the observances were not always on the day commencing at midnight or at dawn, but at the beginning of the pagan day, which in many cultures fell on the previous eve.[5] Because the event was seen as the reversal of the Sun's ebbing presence in the sky, concepts of the birth or rebirth of sun gods have been common and, in cultures which used cyclic calendars based on the winter solstice, the "year as reborn" was celebrated with reference to life-death-rebirth deities or "new beginnings" such as Hogmanay's redding, a New Year cleaning tradition."

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice





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    Guess it depends what you mean by "holiday", they did have celebrations:

    "The solstice may have been a special moment of the annual cycle for some cultures even during neolithic times. Astronomical events were often used to guide activities such as the mating of animals, the sowing of crops and the monitoring of winter reserves of food. Many cultural mythologies and traditions are derived from this. This is attested by physical remains in the layouts of late Neolithic and Bronze Age archaeological sites, such as Stonehenge in England and Newgrange in Ireland. The primary axes of both of these monuments seem to have been carefully aligned on a sight-line pointing to the winter solstice sunrise (Newgrange) and the winter solstice sunset (Stonehenge). It is significant that at Stonehenge the Great Trilithon was oriented outwards from the middle of the monument, i.e. its smooth flat face was turned towards the midwinter Sun.[4] The winter solstice was immensely important because the people were economically dependent on monitoring the progress of the seasons. Starvation was common during the first months of the winter, January to April (northern hemisphere) or July to October (southern hemisphere), also known as "the famine months". In temperate climates, the midwinter festival was the last feast celebration, before deep winter began. Most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed during the winter, so it was almost the only time of year when a plentiful supply of fresh meat was available. The majority of wine and beer made during the year was finally fermented and ready for drinking at this time. The concentration of the observances were not always on the day commencing at midnight or at dawn, but at the beginning of the pagan day, which in many cultures fell on the previous eve.[5] Because the event was seen as the reversal of the Sun's ebbing presence in the sky, concepts of the birth or rebirth of sun gods have been common and, in cultures which used cyclic calendars based on the winter solstice, the "year as reborn" was celebrated with reference to life-death-rebirth deities or "new beginnings" such as Hogmanay's redding, a New Year cleaning tradition."

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RestStop Honestly I think they sound totally fuck tarded no matter how advanced they become. I'm going to laugh when someone really important (or not) dies from being ran over by one of these things.

    It won't be me because I'm never getting near one.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by benny vader that would make OPs question irrelevant …. wouldnt it ?????

    Only to a moron who couldn't reason that the cheap is a relative term. Meaning that if brand a is cheaper in my market it's also cheaperother markets. I hope that helps you respond less like a moron as this thread continues.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Pabst Blue Ribbon
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Just stay drunk
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