Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
My cats all lie on my bonnet now too.
I just dread they'll go into the engine, like this one cute kitten I used to really like did. He jumped out while I was driving down the lane, and I guess I ran him over with the rear wheels … it was something I was very sad to see.
The one I'm talking about hangs from windows panes by the wood, front and back claws out, and chatters at birds. He thinks he's spidercat. He does shit like this...
*not my cat^
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Some off the best kind of humor is dry.. I can digg it
It doesn't work well in text more often than not but meh, this is all for my own mild amusement. If someone else gets an inner chuckle now and again so much the better.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I see, Im kinda curious to why you wanna know tho
I think no one is responding because Iβve done nothing negative to anyone here ..so what could they possibly come in and say I did lol π
Also.. What are you planning to do with your findings
Well if you must know I was going to sell the to a disgraced foreign agent who has a buyer from a law firm in the US who wants them for the DNC who wants to use the information in the 2020 campaign to frame Trump as a CandyRein hating racist.
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
Because you contribute nothing to the site in any way shape or form. Every thread made by you is an attempt at stirring up some self-invented edrama, or multiple threads about the same general topic in hopes of getting replies. 98% of your threads consist of you repeatedly bumping it rather than taking the hint that nobody gives a shit what you have to say.
While your posts are Pulitzer material?
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
anyways.. i just got my job back today where my dad and I used to go for shrimp every fourth of july and new years eve. I thought that it was something every american did. The gont gave me a call and said he will hire me back if I dont do what I did again.
What did you do?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I thought it was llamas that did that.. on the way to the state park thereβs a farm with llamas .. I was gonna take pics ofβm but my friend says they will hock a loogie at you if ya get too close :/
Llamas, camels, yaks, aplacas, all of em will hock a booger spit ball at if you piss them off. Do you recall the second Conan movie with Arnold?
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Who will be beating off under a bridge, in a tent, under some newspaper on a park bench, whatever, with your cell phone in one and and your prick in the other you can now use both hands on your phone.
