The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-23 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #3721
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone So tired. Today was just a long day. Im so glad to be back at my camp to relax.

   
   tell us about your homeless life, it's always such an adventure. Being homeless sucks but it is romantic and rugged in some ways like living in the forest
2. 2019-05-23 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #3722
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]

   Originally posted by Ghost tell us about your homeless life, it's always such an adventure. Being homeless sucks but it is romantic and rugged in some ways like living in the forest

   
   Meh.. I panhandle in the morning snd sometimes the evening. On the weekends I go to the bars and hand out glow in the dark bracelets... I cop dope everyday. Sometimes I panhandle baseball games...
   
   Its same shit different day but sometimes there's variance.
3. 2019-05-23 at 3:38 AM UTC

   #3723
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   How do you get food and water? and where do you use internet?
4. 2019-05-23 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #3724
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo you're a salty little faggot who measures their life along mine because you have more female characteristics than male

   
   I'm like Prince and you're like some 5'6 dude in a Tapout hoodie with a half smoked cig in your ear and a stack of $236 from selling drugs in your pocket fucking the lowest tier bitches thinking you're awesome.
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5. 2019-05-23 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #3725
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone I dont prostitute anymore. I panhandle.

   
   Is it starting to get boring for you?
6. 2019-05-23 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #3726
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by DietYellow You seem like you're a guy who needs to always be in a relationship, but also has needs to screw multiple women.
   
   Sooooo, what's it like being a fuckboi?

   
   How would take make me a fuckboi? I have codependent qualities but am also a fucking enigma Alex Jones doesn't even have an answer for
   
   

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I'm like Prince and you're like some 5'6 dude in a Tapout hoodie with a half smoked cig in your ear and a stack of $236 from selling drugs in your pocket fucking the lowest tier bitches thinking you're awesome.

   
   Nigga I'm literally Morris Day AND Jerome and you're some dirty half beaner who used to cut himself to screamo and MCR wears leopard print blouses and smells girls shoes after they pass out at his house after drinking flavored vodka and listening to them bitch about their coworkers and family all night
   
   Every time you have ever ejaculated it has been premature. Even on meth it was several standard deviations from the normal amount of raw meth bonin. You have anxiety attacks at little league games
7. 2019-05-23 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #3727
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Sudo You have anxiety attacks at little league games

   
   you would too if you were legally obliged not to come within 100m of them
8. 2019-05-23 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #3728
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Nigga I'm literally Morris Day AND Jerome and you're some dirty half beaner who used to cut himself to screamo and MCR wears leopard print blouses and smells girls shoes after they pass out at his house after drinking flavored vodka and listening to them bitch about their coworkers and family all night
   
   Every time you have ever ejaculated it has been premature. Even on meth it was several standard deviations from the normal amount of raw meth bonin. You have anxiety attacks at little league games

   
   You have no car and ride the bus with half a black and mild on you stinkin' shit up.
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   • mashlehash
9. 2019-05-23 at 1:22 PM UTC

   #3729
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Meh.. I panhandle in the morning snd sometimes the evening. On the weekends I go to the bars and hand out glow in the dark bracelets… I cop dope everyday. Sometimes I panhandle baseball games…
   
   Its same shit different day but sometimes there's variance.

   
   Don't you have a bus to catch?
   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/30090
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   • Octavian, 
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10. 2019-05-23 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #3730
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
11. 2019-05-23 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #3731
    

    Ghost Black Hole
12. 2019-05-23 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #3732
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
    
    
13. 2019-05-23 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #3733
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Ghost
    
    

    
    Are your kidneys not like, shrivelled up?
14. 2019-05-23 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #3734
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    That's roshambo
15. 2019-05-23 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #3735
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    LMRAO
16. 2019-05-23 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #3736
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    a million hours in PS paint
    
    
    
    
    
    
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    • CountBlah, 
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17. 2019-05-23 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #3737
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Spent the last 24 hrs masturbatingly furiously to picture o f hydro while yelling at my mom for not letting me say penis in her home.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Show spoiler
18. 2019-05-23 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #3738
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Pics of hydro?
19. 2019-05-23 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #3739
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Ghost Pics of hydro?

    
    she said if i shared the phone sex would end. I still haven't had my dirty farmer harvesting carrots fantasy fulfilled
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    • CASPER
20. 2019-05-23 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #3740
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH You have no car and ride the bus with half a black and mild on you stinkin' shit up.

    
    you're intimidated by pickles as well as the cashier at A and W you have to talk to to get the pickles taken off your burger