Speedy Parker
Black Hole
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The wings are not from chickens. They are cloned in a wingatorium.
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2018-02-01 at 2:13 AM UTC
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Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
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If you clicked you have no hope you beta fag.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
jill is such a romantic fag, he pours his "non-victims" a drink then struggles to pull the tape and they casually waslk away while he looks at himself in a mirror and cries because god made him that way.
/thread
Holy fuck you asshole. Orange Sunkist just shot out my nose all over joint I just rolled. Fuck the joint you owe me an orange soda.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you just havent met my roofie daiquiri or roll of duct tape yet.
You don't have the strength to pull duct tape from the roll.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
You're not an expert to tell me this. Go back and wash those dishes your mother told you to do. and next time go to Church with your Mom and Sis.
Stop describing your upbringing. Nobody cares...
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
this jill yesterday timed out on my clock to pick her up. I called her.. She's like "You're at the wrong location" and I'm like.. I am exactly at the address given. Plus I fucking hesitated to pick her up because it was way up in this zig zaggity Oakland Hills area where all the rich folks live.
Fucking entitlement class .. many up there are very nice but there seems to be gap between Really Nice and Polite to "Watch how you're driving… pull up a little more into that bus zone.. like I give a shit you get a 500 dollar ticket" kind of fuckholes.
Your meds aren't very good
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
That is kind of funny. unless the lady was forced to prostitute. rape is rape is rape. maybe even double rape.
You look like you raped a buffet.
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2018-01-17 at 8:15 PM UTC
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Whiskey vs Vodka
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Best bottle for under $20 and 100 proof too. Going to be a good night.
That's not whiskey.
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2018-01-16 at 4:29 AM UTC
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Rank the three Totse leaders.
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I have had many staff control panels in my day and full powers, and I've never had to them as a crutch just to hold my own on the BBS.
I modded:
Totse
Zoklet
The Damage dOne
The Revolt Press
Avoyel
And I was the only section mod in Zoklet's history to mod four standalone forums at once, with no co-mods: Help, Bad Ideas, PEOO and Suggestions.
Didn't see me hiding behind any staff control panels, because I'm not a spineless coward.
What about the melt down you had at ttd? TDr posted some pretty damming screens.
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2018-01-16 at 5:39 AM UTC
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Shithole Countries
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I never said he was better than Bush and don't know enough to argue.
But he's never called Kim 'rocket man' or god knows what else Trump has said.
Policy aside, Trump is not a politician. He is a 70 year old internet troll
Politicians are scum. You just complimented Trump by exclusion.
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2018-01-12 at 1:16 PM UTC
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Flat Earth retards
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
You can literally observe for yourself that the earth is round by standing on a tall building
Or booking a flight...
Besides, if the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
Like my Mom.
All white, no accent what soever.
he also looks like he moisturizes his face at night like it's a dick.
Why you take off Bill Krozby?
So what you're really trying to tell us is that you moisturize your dick.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by aldra
bigelow?
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
Every military dude i know hates trump.
You don't know any.
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2018-01-02 at 3:44 AM UTC
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The alcohol thread
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Dial 911 and don't take a shower, you got raped bitch
Forgive me if I don't value your opinion on any matter whatsoever.
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by
You stole it again!!
Except you're not speckles
https://niggasin.space/user/3532https://niggasin.space/user/8
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by benny vader
oh, i forgot.
christmas is a jedi invention.
Wrong, it's a rip off of pagan tradition.
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Speedy Parker
Black Hole
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Christmas bills Christmas bills
Piled on the floor
Every day the mailman comes to bring a dozen more hey!
Dashing off the checks
All in great amounts
Mailing them today
Knowing they will bounce
Bill collectors come
They notify my boss
Now they get my salary
My life's a total loss hey!
Christmas bills
Christmas bills
Making me lament
Now I'm up against the wall
For all those gifts I sent hey
Christmas bills
Christmas bills
I'll go broke and then...
I'll turn around next year and do it all again hey!
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Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by SBTlauien
Strange too, as he was a college grad…but he did work fast food…
I can't find much more on him.
That should tell you how important college is.
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2017-12-22 at 9:02 PM UTC
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The Mystery of Charlton
Speedy Parker
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
There is report that in China, they found Human flesh in the Meat being sold to the Chinese McDonalds.
Nothing to do with Chinese. It's probably some discusting meat distributor in China who figured they could buy dead corpse from the morgue and throw in parts and mix it with the meat.
An independent study found that by taking a core sample from a guys leg (of flesh) they analized the odor which taste is 80 percent from odor showed Human would taste like a mix of Beef and Lamb. so few people would notice if this is a factual story. it starts there, and they figure "why waste it" there are a lot of mouths to feed.
but like feeding, crushed up cow bones and by products of cows to other cows as feeed.. this is what they believed caused the Mad Cow Disease. and in Africa, tribes that eat part of their dead as a religious ritual rather than cannibalism (as it was thought to be) suffered the same affects.
This might be were the Zombie craze is believed to come from. and possibly the Spanish Flu broke out in 1918 because possibly starving soldier turned to cannibalism to survive out in the winter months.. mutating the flu virus
Prove me wrong!
Wrong
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