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    Have you heard?

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    Originally posted by infinityshock

    ⬆️And then he died
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    You go to some place, I call it the Summerlands, and contemplate the lessons you set out to learn, where you succeeded, where you failed and then decide which the egg that will best give you the chances to make further progress and the lessons you need 5o learn as a spiritual being. At the moment that egg experiences insemination your energy, soul, w/e goes into that fetus and all of your conscious memories are wiped.

    It makes as much sense, if not more, as the belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is inherently present in humanity.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Chinese have zero sense of humor.

    That is one of the things that makes them fun to laugh at.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Live comedy is always much funnier than watching it on TV etc. I've been to quite a few comedy shows in my time and enjoyed them all.

    I'd buy tickets and go if I was you…it should be new material if he's doing a comedy club tour rather than stuff you've seen already…although that did happen to me one time, I saw a chick comedian live and she did exactly the same material that I'd seen her do on TV a few months earlier.

    I agree completely, even small clubs with unknowns can be a great time. No lie, I saw Norm McDonald, about 7 years before his network TV debut on Letterman, in a small comedy club in my home town. This was before anyone knew who he was or even was anyone.

    I recall leaving the show thinking that guy has got it. I never thought much about him or his name until almost 10 years later when all of sudden I see the guy on SNL. And well, the rest is history.

    But that's the cool thing about small comedy clubs, you never know, you just might see the next iconic comedian and have a great time for not a lot.
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    Originally posted by Kafka If Trump wins I'm buying this shirt again, my fwb swiped it. I will also make #CastrateTheRapists happen.


    The vast majority of real men find rape to be vile so get of your high horse Helen.
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo what you want that fax board fo?

    For high speed digital fax checking.
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    In high school, in the locker room, this black kid pulled his foreskin over his head and vanished up is ass. The NAZI gym teacher blamed on the jooish kid. We never saw either one of them again.
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    Originally posted by Kafka The first thing Hitler did in power was ban free press. In this day that would include the internet as well. Neither Trump nor Vance seem fond of fact-checking or the department of education.

    Fact checking is a joke
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i'm starting another round of side hussles and this time with no cryptocurrency gambling or drug selling involved!!!! also the NFT market is open again I think it's always a good time to make money folx I was flush during covid it's time for another bull market

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    I bet OP wears a mask, a condom, and latex glove when he jacks off.
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    Originally posted by Bradley Who?

    Paul Andrews
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    Originally posted by Kafka Or they're sick of being ruled by their hormones and want clarity of mind. Imagine being free from the drive to reproduce.

    Kill yourself and all your urges will cease.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um because there's already been 4…

    But the question is how many more not how many total.
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    That is not a Ladybug, it's an Asian Lady Beetle. The Asian lady beetle is native to Asia, but was introduced to the United States by the USDA as a biological control agent for aphids and scale insects. They can become a nuisance in the fall and winter when they gather in large numbers around homes and buildings.
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    I can't wait for the headlines...

    Florida man dragged from train screaming, "Give me back my mango stick".
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    Originally posted by Far McFar im not getting catfish into uploading another photo to prove anything to you shitheads up to no good

    OK Baldy McBaldo
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    Originally posted by Far McFar I'm going on 4chan /pol right now if anyone wants to join me. I'll end my posts with -NiS if you want

    do the same.

    Nobody wants to hang with you online...

    Just like IRL...
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    Originally posted by Far McFar and thunder everytime I break wind.. whats your point?

    More like a mudslide
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