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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick So, anyway, she has this horrible, shrill whine that she employs whenever she's trying to get under my skin - just like a fucking banshee. It worked on me for years, although I've managed to successfully evade her with the help of phenibut. GABAergics are definitely tools I should be looking at, but I can't use phenibut every day. Does anybody know of one that's particularly good for reducing a stress response and doesn't immediately result in such high tolerance?

    Try growing a set. I bet that would help.
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No. The kit came like one of those build-it-yourself model airplanes, in the same kind of box, and when you opened it, there was the parts all laying out flat and connected together by little bits of plastic. So you had to pull the parts off the main sheet one by one and build piece by piece, and there were at least 20-30 parts. You ended up with a very cool piece of communications hardware for just 99 cents.
    Wrong




    It was not communications hardware it was a simple receiver.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes this whole "totse community" thing feels like high school all over again.

    High school had pussy, I'm just sayin'...
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Numbers are building rapidly for the Anti-Lanny Army. We shall amass legions.

    *rubs hands together slowly*

    someone being disliked ≠ you being liked
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Does enter hate women?

    No, women hate enter
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He meant attractive to pedos. He didn't say they were attractive him. Learn to read, dude.

    Defending your boyfriend, how precious.
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix



    Originally posted by MAL This is terrifying.

    Tell the truth, that's you after consenting sex with Bill Krozby.
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you're smoking it. If you roll the roach with its head forward, then light the joint, eventually the head would fall off unburned. Cockroaches were able to survive all the prehistoric stages and also the the Ice Age.

    You can't just twist an unbroken chunk of brick weed in a skin and smoke it. You have to grind it or break it up somehow first dumbass.
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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter Did anyone find this post funny? I'm not going to shame you or anything, so please be honest. You didn't have to laugh at it or anything; I just want to genuinely know if anybody found this post funny.

    Not nearly as funny as when you cry about girls
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Every time enter posts I keep thinking of this guy.

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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws They don’t let people have guns in australia

    They don't let law abiding citizens have guns. There are still guns there.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Lol victims....
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by NARCassist well that makes two of you then



    .

    There is no doubt about Jill's homosexuality.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby looks like mash lol

    edit: i posted that before i read your post. haha

    funny story though a couple summers ago i hung out with this older hippy bitch and would bang her and she had the same hair and glasses as mash. And she was really sweet to me but one night i woke up and looked at her while she was sleeping and literally thought to myself.. "uggghh she kinda looks like mash"

    He looks like if mash and SpectraL fucked and had a butt baby
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Help yourself by jumping
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock its been done…youre not original or even creative. more along the line of wannabe hasbeen.

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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock that…

    except its a Bill Krozby-alt attention whoring.

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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm sure someone has taught themselves to do surgery on their own. even dentistry. a man in this documentary was doing the villiages dentistry using a dremel and did a great job.

    but you need to be certified. I could take a certification .. but they're pricey too. and I think you have to pay each time if you don't do it correctly the first time. at least in the USA>

    Bullshit, that's just sour grapes you loser.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by greenplastic It’s really the only decent sitcom ever made

    If you think Seinfeld was the best sitcom ever made I just don't know what to say.
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fallacious response that I've already addressed.

    Just because you've addressed something doesn't mean you are right or that someone else is wrong. It merely means you have stated your undocumented, biased, subjective views.
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