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2024-09-19 at 1 PM UTC in When is Jesse Smolette going to jail?No, a different guy
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2024-09-19 at 12:59 PM UTC in Fona's Official Minecraft SpeedrunIf I liked mindcraft I wouldn't watch these videos, I'd play minecraft. I don't play minecraft.
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2024-09-19 at 12:56 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
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2024-09-19 at 4:53 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
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2024-09-19 at 4:51 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
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2024-09-19 at 4:51 AM UTC in Official Petition for Kafka to befriend KinkouIn 20 plus years Kafka is easily the most self-centered piece of shit I've seen.
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2024-09-19 at 4:48 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What next folx fax machines? Blackberries? Motherboards? They are literally sending these sand monkeys into the stone age! Israel is an illegal country and these are declarations of war funded by your tax dollars. Disgusting and pathetic
Palestine isn't even a country, it is a 100 year old British mandate. -
2024-09-19 at 3:58 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if I traveled 999 miles in each direction both ways I could still not hit an ocean if I went in a circle, which is kinda similar to how I explored the country so far
I was very close to the Vancouver coast, just a few hours drive but I went back to the praries through the Coquihalla
I've been told by old timers that they traveled all over for decades even riding the rails and only seen maybe 30% of the entire country. I've been to the Alaska border and seen the great lakes but i'm in no rush, I want to see Hudson Bay next. The only bay i've ever seen is Thunder Bay
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2024-09-19 at 2:37 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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2024-09-19 at 2:36 AM UTC in I was invited to join an Honors Society, lol.
Originally posted by Bradley bro I was the least educated out of the 12 people in this organization LOL, I was the only non mathematics major. They asked how I got into it, I told them Iw as referred and gave them my professor name. THey said you haven't even taken calc 3 or differential equations LOL I said no i haven't… but i want to.
They said well you're in! LOL
I'm the least educated, only non math major in an honors society specializing in math. THey said as a member I will have the name of the honour society on all my transcripts, on my diploma, & my graduation tassle will have a unique color string in it.
Folks they are training to do competitions state wide & nationally, they have presentations with mathematicians planned, they wanted to talk about our favourite formulas for 90 minutes.
My nigga I'm not this good at math LOL, I was the only real gangster there, huehuehue.
So now as long as I maintain a 3.0 & 3.5 in all math classes I will be able to stay in the group.
Bro and it shows up on everything, diploma, transcripts, and in the gay horseytailhat. So happy. bruh when they said "Well you're in" because I completed like 3 of the 15 math classes the application listed, most students have 7 to 10 of them but my GPA was high enough, I satisifed the requirements by having As in those 3 classes & I had the coveted professor recommendation which they normally only give to people in the later levels of calculus huehuehue
This is a boon for me and will look good on everyhting.
So you're the DEI guy -
2024-09-19 at 2:34 AM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
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2024-09-19 at 2:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2024-09-19 at 2:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-09-19 at 2:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-09-19 at 2:22 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
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2024-09-18 at 10:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Would you rather be grabbed by the pussy or have a pussy in the Whitehouse?
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2024-09-18 at 7:59 PM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's just been hurt her whole life and lashes out in pain and anger…she just needs to be forcibly held in a loving hug and told everything will be ok…sshhhh baby shhhh.
…either that or brutally raped.
She needs to be dumped in Newark, NJ with a change of clothes, $500, no phone, no contact list, and made to survive on her wits. -
2024-09-18 at 7:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBrandon can't build a train with legos at this point in his mental decline.
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2024-09-18 at 7:56 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mfw the top brass don't throw away all their electronics after yesterday "I'm sure the printer is fine guys!" I would be examining the copper in my walls under electron microscope if this happened to me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_on_Mines,_Booby-Traps_and_Other_Devices
If it happened to you your nut sack would look like spaghetti with grapes.
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2024-09-18 at 7:49 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency