Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-09-19 at 1 PM UTC in When is Jesse Smolette going to jail?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   No, a different guy
2. 2024-09-19 at 12:59 PM UTC in Fona's Official Minecraft Speedrun
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   If I liked mindcraft I wouldn't watch these videos, I'd play minecraft. I don't play minecraft.
3. 2024-09-19 at 12:56 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
   

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   If this forum had sigs this would be mine lol.
   
   

   Originally posted by RisiR † Get fucked, Obbe.

4. 2024-09-19 at 4:53 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas j*wish tricks

   
   So in other words you played the grade school game of taking what I said, changing a word or two, and hurled it back as your argument.
   
   Well played, if we were 10...
   
   
5. 2024-09-19 at 4:51 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas israel isn't even a country, it's an 80 year old terrorist operation

   
   Define terrorism
6. 2024-09-19 at 4:51 AM UTC in Official Petition for Kafka to befriend Kinkou
   

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   In 20 plus years Kafka is easily the most self-centered piece of shit I've seen.
7. 2024-09-19 at 4:48 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What next folx fax machines? Blackberries? Motherboards? They are literally sending these sand monkeys into the stone age! Israel is an illegal country and these are declarations of war funded by your tax dollars. Disgusting and pathetic
   
   

   
   Palestine isn't even a country, it is a 100 year old British mandate.
8. 2024-09-19 at 3:58 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood if I traveled 999 miles in each direction both ways I could still not hit an ocean if I went in a circle, which is kinda similar to how I explored the country so far
   
   
   I was very close to the Vancouver coast, just a few hours drive but I went back to the praries through the Coquihalla
   
   I've been told by old timers that they traveled all over for decades even riding the rails and only seen maybe 30% of the entire country. I've been to the Alaska border and seen the great lakes but i'm in no rush, I want to see Hudson Bay next. The only bay i've ever seen is Thunder Bay

   
   One of your feet must be nailed to the floor.
9. 2024-09-19 at 2:37 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and what if there was a child on my lap?

   
   That is a common tactic in Hamas
10. 2024-09-19 at 2:36 AM UTC in I was invited to join an Honors Society, lol.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley bro I was the least educated out of the 12 people in this organization LOL, I was the only non mathematics major. They asked how I got into it, I told them Iw as referred and gave them my professor name. THey said you haven't even taken calc 3 or differential equations LOL I said no i haven't… but i want to.
    
    They said well you're in! LOL
    
    I'm the least educated, only non math major in an honors society specializing in math. THey said as a member I will have the name of the honour society on all my transcripts, on my diploma, & my graduation tassle will have a unique color string in it.
    
    Folks they are training to do competitions state wide & nationally, they have presentations with mathematicians planned, they wanted to talk about our favourite formulas for 90 minutes.
    
    My nigga I'm not this good at math LOL, I was the only real gangster there, huehuehue.
    
    So now as long as I maintain a 3.0 & 3.5 in all math classes I will be able to stay in the group.
    
    Bro and it shows up on everything, diploma, transcripts, and in the gay horseytailhat. So happy. bruh when they said "Well you're in" because I completed like 3 of the 15 math classes the application listed, most students have 7 to 10 of them but my GPA was high enough, I satisifed the requirements by having As in those 3 classes & I had the coveted professor recommendation which they normally only give to people in the later levels of calculus huehuehue
    
    
    
    This is a boon for me and will look good on everyhting.

    
    So you're the DEI guy
11. 2024-09-19 at 2:34 AM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I have some tasks to delegate if anyone's interested.

    
    Unless one of those tasks is to take you out in the woods, bend you over a log, peel your skin back, and bone fuck you half to death with a beef shank, I'm not interested.
12. 2024-09-19 at 2:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Who you asking this silly question, sir!!! Surely, not me!
    
    Heeeeeeere Trumpy~ trump, TRUMP!!

    
    It was open to all
13. 2024-09-19 at 2:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Both of you should be euthanised so your stupid genes don't continue. You have no theory of mind or critical thinking skills.

    
    You think whatever the magic box tells you to.
14. 2024-09-19 at 2:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka No because your views can cause harm to women and not just in America. Trump is responsible for the women in Afghanistan killing themselves now.

    
    You have extreme TDS. Trump is not the problem you are.
15. 2024-09-19 at 2:22 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's not my fault they put the oceans at the very ends of the second largest landmass country in the world

    
    It is your fault you never traveled 1000 miles
16. 2024-09-18 at 10:11 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Would you rather be grabbed by the pussy or have a pussy in the Whitehouse?
17. 2024-09-18 at 7:59 PM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She's just been hurt her whole life and lashes out in pain and anger…she just needs to be forcibly held in a loving hug and told everything will be ok…sshhhh baby shhhh.
    
    …either that or brutally raped.

    
    She needs to be dumped in Newark, NJ with a change of clothes, $500, no phone, no contact list, and made to survive on her wits.
18. 2024-09-18 at 7:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Brandon can't build a train with legos at this point in his mental decline.
19. 2024-09-18 at 7:56 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood mfw the top brass don't throw away all their electronics after yesterday "I'm sure the printer is fine guys!" I would be examining the copper in my walls under electron microscope if this happened to me.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_on_Mines,_Booby-Traps_and_Other_Devices

    
    If it happened to you your nut sack would look like spaghetti with grapes.
    
    
20. 2024-09-18 at 7:49 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
    

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