Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-09-22 at 12:39 AM UTC in I did really poorly on the midterm exams.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley I'm like a sardine and you are all the cans

   
   You're (not your) like Mr. Hanky without the red suit and we are all disgusted South Park viewers.
2. 2024-09-21 at 10:44 PM UTC in I did really poorly on the midterm exams.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley You're*

   
   No, it's your in that case.
   
   Your grades suck vs you are grades suck.
   
   Stay in school kid.
   
   
3. 2024-09-21 at 10:42 PM UTC in New Banner?!?!?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Im not sending nudes to a fat 60 year old man, fuck off

   
   Liar
4. 2024-09-21 at 10:42 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Lucky for him you're here to tell him he's wrong and how he should be right.

   
   Right and wrong are concepts you've just brought to the table you sanctimonious turd tosser. If you want to see an ocean you either move to the ocean or travel to one. Otherwise you don't see an ocean.
   
   No right... no wrong... Just facts, and just your butthurt little weasel face yapping like a scolded chihuahua.
   
   
5. 2024-09-21 at 10:38 PM UTC in New Banner?!?!?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Are you wanting nude proof?

   
   Liar
6. 2024-09-21 at 7:40 PM UTC in I need help with a police investigation.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   The alts on this board investigated themselves and found that they are all you.
7. 2024-09-21 at 7:38 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina airllane was invented to drop bombs.
   
   not carry tourists.

   
   Non sequitur... If everyone was like him bombs to drop from yet to be invented airplanes wouldn't have been invented either. Fire would still be a thing we ran from instead capturing.
8. 2024-09-21 at 7:35 PM UTC in I need help with a police investigation.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what if i need to investigate the police

   
   Tell Lanny's mom
9. 2024-09-21 at 7:34 PM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I disagree

   
   You can disagree with documented history all day. It won't change that particular fact.
10. 2024-09-21 at 7:32 PM UTC in New Banner?!?!?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy But im 15

    
    Liar
11. 2024-09-21 at 6:04 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Apparently not.

    
    Unstable Matter was a total tard.
12. 2024-09-21 at 4:22 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I turn most Ws into Ls….
    
    It's either the Captain or Unstable Matter. Are you telling me that it would be waikum salam as answer?
    
    AIkum Salam.

    
    Unstable Matter, I thought he died.
13. 2024-09-21 at 4:21 AM UTC in New Banner?!?!?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I made the Kr0zD0g banner in March of 2021. At the time it was not appreciated, much like most great artists it was only with time that the world became more receptive to my artistic talent. AS such after a couple of minor alterations made by Stinkou (sizing), the dear administrator Lanny agreed to finally accept a new banner, forever immortalizing me in the anal of history for our community.
    
    Pictured from left to right is
    
    Paul Wozny with a hotdog slapping his forehead, a disgusting Kr0zD0g with the banner title & URL,a man in a kr0zd0g suit eating a kr0zd0g and of course my dear late friend Saint Bill Krozby.

    
    Both dead
14. 2024-09-21 at 4:20 AM UTC in 15 is the perfect age of consent
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat lol.

    
    I really hope you are the next user here to die. I swear if you ever showed your face in Arizona you woukd become coyote poop.
15. 2024-09-21 at 4:15 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood the reason there was a global plandemic is because everyone feels the need to travel all the time to places. If more people were like me there would never have been a plandemic

    
    If more people were like you the airplane woukd never have been invented.
16. 2024-09-21 at 4:14 AM UTC in Future Plans
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist Dunno was thinking bout havin a little tug on me plonker later
    
    
    .

    
    You're going to tug on someone who is foolish or stupid?
17. 2024-09-21 at 4:11 AM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood remember folx terrorism is a post ww2 idea which the world used to simply call "political violence"

    
    False, the concept of terrorism did not exist before 1794, when it was introduced by the Thermidorian Jean- Lambert Tallien in a speech at the National Convention to denounce Robes pierre’s infamous Reign of Terror. Although Tallien’s coconspirator Bertrand Barère first characterized Robes pierre’s reign as a “system of terror” the day after Robes pierre’s execution, it was Tallien who conceived of the Terror as a system of power— a system he called terrorism
18. 2024-09-20 at 10:32 PM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Everyone uses the word but refuses to define it
19. 2024-09-20 at 10:28 PM UTC in Future Plans
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy My plan is to shoot up my school and then kill myself or graduate and go to university to become a palaeontologist. But before all that my plan is to beat someone up

    
    FBI alerted
20. 2024-09-20 at 7:36 PM UTC in Wall of Shame
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This thread is now about Drop Dead Fred.