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2024-09-20 at 7:34 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
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2024-09-20 at 7:32 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
Originally posted by Obbe I think it's important that you keep living your life the way you want to live your life, and keep ignoring people who want to tell you how they think you should be living, because those miserable limp dicks won't shut their mouths.
Don't you have shopping carts to corral or some climate that needs changing somewhere? Nobody told him how to live his life dumb ass. He was whining about never having seen an ocean. A solution to his lamenting was offered. -
2024-09-20 at 3:49 AM UTC in Meanwhile, in England
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2024-09-20 at 3:48 AM UTC in Cart Narcs
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2024-09-19 at 10:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-09-19 at 5:52 PM UTC in How I like my Mashed PotatersOh, and mashed turnips with butter, half & half, and garlic.
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2024-09-19 at 5:51 PM UTC in How I like my Mashed Potaters
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Similar to the preparation of mashed taters. Peel (yes you do want to peel turnips), cut into cubes, boil till ready (when they drop off the fork when stabbed with said fork) then just add your butter, cream, salt, pepper etc…mash and enjoy.
Turnips I've noticed are quite the premium in price here in the good ol USA…back in Jolly old England they were cheap and plentiful…not sure why there is that price discrepancy.
Very delicious too.
ETA:
Mashed carrots with butter is a thing too, much nicer than unmashed carrots.
Prep them as you outlined but try this one time. Wrap them in foil with butter, fresh garlic, and seet onions and toss them on the grill or in the coals of a campfire.
Just keep turning the foil packet every few minutes for about 20 to 25 minutes, unwrap, and enjoy.
You can also mix them with rutabagas or even parsnips (always peel, blanch, and rinse parsnips before cooking) with the above method. I knew and old guy in Montana who grew turnips, parsnips, and rutabagas who turned me onto this around his campfire at his cabin one night in the mid 80s. -
2024-09-19 at 5:44 PM UTC in Private group to plot against Musk
Originally posted by Warcry
Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper. -
2024-09-19 at 5:41 PM UTC in Last time I... was 20 years ago
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2024-09-19 at 5:39 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
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2024-09-19 at 5:37 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
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2024-09-19 at 5:32 PM UTC in Wall of ShameDidn't you hear Fred dropped dead.
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2024-09-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in I was invited to join an Honors Society, lol.
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2024-09-19 at 2:07 PM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
Originally posted by ner vegas you're willing to take israel at it's word that Hezbullah is wasting munitions on civilian targets rather than the hundreds of videos of them destroying military and surveillance hardware?
as they carpet bomb a city to the point where less than 15% of buildings are left standing, and the enormous majority of people they've killed are women and children?
ok Shabbos Parker, you win at pilpul. enjoy galut.
How many times have Palestinian terrorists offered a peace solution?
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2024-09-19 at 2:02 PM UTC in I was invited to join an Honors Society, lol.
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2024-09-19 at 1:54 PM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagersThe word "terrorism" was first recorded in English-language dictionaries in 1798 as meaning "systematic use of terror as a policy".
You know, like Hamas and Hezbollah policies of launching indiscriminate rocket attacks on civilian targets in efforts to change the political policy of thise fivilians and their government. -
2024-09-19 at 1:48 PM UTC in Israel detonates 1000 walkie talkies 1 day after blowing up pagers
Originally posted by ner vegas the original definition (before it was turned into a completely subjective political term) was non-state political violence, which is exactly what the j*ws brought to the middle east when trying to establish their ethnostate through Lehi and the Irgun (who literally CALLED THEMSELVES terrorists) and of course the 'legitimate' Hagana (who were in control of the other two, and ordered terror attacks like the King David Hotel bombing in order to destroy evidence of their involvement.).
who terrorised the largely unarmed and unprotected locals with indiscriminate rapes, massacres and mortar/machinegun/fire attacks in order to drive them off their land.
Source for this alleged original defintion. Other than out of your ass when you typed your post. -
2024-09-19 at 1:46 PM UTC in Official Petition for Kafka to befriend Kinkou
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2024-09-19 at 1:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-09-19 at 1:01 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
