Private group to plot against Musk

1. 2024-09-18 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   ya tweet me them I'll help My twitter is #UncleBradTouch69
2. 2024-09-19 at 2:34 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I have some tasks to delegate if anyone's interested.

   
   Unless one of those tasks is to take you out in the woods, bend you over a log, peel your skin back, and bone fuck you half to death with a beef shank, I'm not interested.
3. 2024-09-19 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Kingoftoes Houston

   Originally posted by Kafka If anyone wants in DM me your reasons for hating him and at least one idea to combat him.

   
   We plotting against Elon Musk. Plotting and scheming, bro. We downright mischievous, bro. We evil villains fr, bro.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
4. 2024-09-19 at 11:56 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I have some tasks to delegate if anyone's interested.

   
   First, which tasks will you assuming yourself?
5. 2024-09-19 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Crispy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka If anyone wants in DM me your reasons for hating him and at least one idea to combat him.

   Invite me, i hate him because i wana join
6. 2024-09-19 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I heard Musk has created a plot against Kafka group and is accepting new members.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Warcry, 
   • NARCassist
7. 2024-09-19 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   *feds enter thread*
8. 2024-09-19 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #28
   Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I heard Musk has created a plot against Kafka group and is accepting new members.

9. 2024-09-19 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Warcry

   
   Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
   
   If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
   
   Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
   
   White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
   
   Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
   
   Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
   
   Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
   
   Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
   
   Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
   
   Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
   
   Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
   
   You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper.
10. 2024-09-19 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Rather than looking for kids to clean your crusty ass crack try these tips.
    
    If you're out of toilet paper, there are several alternatives you can use, including:
    
    Tissues, napkins, or paper towels: These are obvious options when you're out of toilet paper.
    
    White printer paper, catalogs, or phone books: If you still have one, you can try using these.
    
    Baby wipes: If you have a stockpile of baby wipes, these can be a great alternative.
    
    Bidet or water-based solutions: These can also be used as alternatives to toilet paper.
    
    Rags or towels: You can use rags or towels as an alternative to toilet paper.
    
    Sanitary napkin: You can use a sanitary napkin as an alternative to toilet paper.
    
    Cotton balls: You can use cotton balls as an alternative to toilet paper.
    
    Plastic squirt bottle: You can use a plastic squirt bottle as an alternative to toilet paper.
    
    Facial tissue: You can use facial tissue as an alternative to toilet paper.
    
    You should avoid using glossy magazine pages as the colored ink might rub off in sensitive places. You should also exercise caution with inks when using newspapers as an alternative to toilet paper.

    
    I'm sure he would drag his ass on the carpet like a dog before he figured any of that out.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker, 
    • NARCassist
11. 2024-09-19 at 6:45 PM UTC

    #31
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Warcry