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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Charging any lithium battery above 4.2V per cell is a very dangerous idea and they will explode.



    ⬆️So explain the highlighted part doofus.

  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Thats 3 of me fatso

    If you're 15 and only weigh 55 lbs your parents must not be able to afford food.

  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Hello kind officers. Have you happened to see any underaged children around here lately?"

    I wonder what they would do if he asked if they had seen any overaged children around lately?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No explosive material is required. The voltage on the device is 220V. If the voltage to the ions in the battery is suddenly increased to triple the normal 4.18V, the battery WILL explode. Not a slow burn either. It will explode.

    No matter how you slice it you mathed that horribly.

    If you meant the normal voltage is 2.20V (properly expressed as 2.2V) the triple that woukd be 6.6V.

    If you really meant to say a pager runs on 220V you're a moron and your math really sucks. 4.18V is neither and increase over 220V nor is it any where near triple 220V.

    W.T.F.
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    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina lol. large amount.

    20g (allegedly) per device. times 5k.

    you can pack that in a large suitcase/luggage and still have plenty room left for a large, vibrating, reciprocating, black, power dildo.

    Believe him, he smuggles dildos.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina yiu jelly ?

    Of?
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley 3 bathrooms in my crib and everybody shittin

    You wait on bathrooms for sport.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Are you fucking kidding me? Bikes were heavier then than today. I didn't fucking weigh the got damn thing but a TT or YT 500 were pretty fucking heavy. at least 275-300? i fucking have no clue. I wasn't the big moto cross rider like most of my friends were.

    I grew up in the oakland area but not the hills. so I didn't get to ride in my youth like most kids who lived in the hills. back then it was legal. now the Lefty cunts outlawed it. but its because shit is so dry, clip a rock and start a fire. but in the winter-time it should be seasonal riding

    the planet got too hot and overgrowth created to much fuel to be legal now. 70s and 80s were the last of the free decades to do shit.

    Knowing full well that Paulieog is dead, probably poisoning from mushrooms Frogigi served him ala Clint Eastwood in The Beguiled, but just because he was always wrong.

    The 1974 Honda CR Elsinore 125 only weighed 170 lbs and the 250 weighed 213 lbs.
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    Originally posted by Bradley Hes like a scooby doo villain that would've got some pussy too if it werne't for you damn kids.

    Your thread title should have been, " Can someone else please do something for me that I'm to lazy and or inept to accomplish".
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina like youre proud of your second-tier "american" motorcycle.


    You can call it second tier all you want from on top of your moped. I bought what I bought because after carefule consideration and ove 4000 miles of test riding 4 bikes from 4 manufacturers over an 18 month period it us what I liked the best.

    You ride a moped because it was all you could afford.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Google has turned into a Wikipedia crawler.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas 784 dildos

    Can you imagine being the FBI agent who had to count and catalog them?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Fat old man

    You're stupid and fake. I weigh 165 lbs dumbass.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i want you to punch a hole thru this wet paper bag.

    Is that what you call your ass, a wet paper bag?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You armchair analyst are amazing.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou I do bathe you tards

    Has no one learned not to take Brad completely seriously yet ?

    An obvious lie, otherwise you would be dead.

    Iranian man who didn't wash for half a century dies at 94

    Amou Haji feared water and soap, local reports say

    25 October 2022

    A hermit dubbed by media as "the world's dirtiest man" has died at the age of 94, just months after having his first wash in decades.

    Amou Haji had refused to use soap and water for more than half a century, fearing it would make him sick.

    The Iranian, who lived in the southern province of Fars, had avoided previous attempts by villagers to get him clean.

    But, local media say, Amou Haji finally succumbed to pressure and washed a few months ago.

    According to Iran's IRNA news agency, he became ill shortly afterwards and died on Sunday.

    In a previous interview, given to the Tehran Times in 2014, he revealed his favourite meal was porcupine, and that he lived between a hole in the ground and a brick shack built by concerned neighbours in the village of Dejgah.

    He told the outlet at the time his unusual choices were down to "emotional setbacks" when he was younger.

    Years of not bathing had left him with skin covered in "soot and pus", IRNA said, while his diet had consisted of rotten meat and unsanitary water drunk from an old oil can.

    Amou Haji is not known to have had any family, but the villagers tried to care for him

    He was also fond of smoking, being pictured on at least one occasion puffing on more than one cigarette at once.

    Attempts to bathe him, or offer him clean water to drink, made him sad, the news agency said.

    However, whether he holds the record for having gone the longest without taking a bath has been a matter of some debate. Back in 2009, there were reports of an Indian man who had - at that point - not washed or brushed his teeth for 35 years. What had happened to him since was not immediately clear.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy your retarded

    You're
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy You talk a lot

    And yet says absolutely nothing.
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