Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-09-08 at 2:54 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka I remember crashing someone's virtual wedding with a homeless-looking avatar on.

   
   Don't ever speak to me
2. 2023-09-08 at 2:52 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I remember some dumbasses tried to have wedding in Battlefield II. It turned into a bloodbath when the rocket launcher his the chopper as it took of for the "honeymoon".
3. 2023-09-08 at 2:36 AM UTC in Sophie's P.I
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka If people care that's good but don't force people to pretend they care.

   
   Nobody even pretends to care about you.
4. 2023-09-07 at 11:24 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   I accept your defeat and so did you.
5. 2023-09-07 at 11:23 PM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey Why whatever do you mean!!

   
   I mean most pauliwogs grow toes while you lose them.
6. 2023-09-07 at 11:22 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chios Honey I'm sure thats what the King of Egypt said when they buried him in gold -kek

   
   1. Egypt had Pharaohs not kings.
   
   2. When they buried them they didn't say shit they were mummies.
   
   3. You're still a dumbass.
7. 2023-09-07 at 11:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 name f tool????

   
   It's a proprietary web app on one of my vendors portals.
8. 2023-09-07 at 10:55 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe K

   
   Good monkey, have a banana.
9. 2023-09-07 at 10:54 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ We were so dirt poor that we couldn't afford fancy dirt entertainment.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One million grains per pile.

   
   That would be like 10 lbs of dirt per pile, you would be rich.
10. 2023-09-07 at 10:49 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe You ever seen a monkey wipe its ass?

    
    Nope. I've never even seen you take a shit.
11. 2023-09-07 at 10:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I buy only Grade AAA Extra Large peas.
    
    Fresh never frozen.
12. 2023-09-07 at 10:46 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Useful idiots don't get cheques for being useful idiots.

    
    That explains why the climate hoax money never makes it to you.
13. 2023-09-07 at 9:36 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would make one million tiny piles of dirt shaped like a diamond.

    
    How tiny?
14. 2023-09-07 at 9:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does it count the exact number of peas and carrots per plate?

    
    To the 10th of a pea and 32nd of a carrot.
15. 2023-09-07 at 9:27 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This is just 2 of many food orders I will place this week from 2 of the 4 food vendors I use.
    
    KIT, CUTLERY SALT-&-PEPPER K-F-S NAP HEAVYWEIGHT BLACK POLYSTYRENE PLASTIC(250 EA) | MONOGRAM
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 0/0 $32.19 CS / $32.19 EA Extended Price:
    $0.00
    
    TOWEL, PAPER 10.25X13 C FOLD WHITE 1 PLY(12/200 EA) | VALU PLUS
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 1/0 $24.65 CS / $2.67 EA Extended Price:
    $26.77
    
    CHEESE, BLUE CRUMBLE BAG REF(3/5 LB) | GLENVIEW FARMS
    Ordered Full/Part: 0/1 Reserved Full / Part: 0/1 $67.12 CS / $24.61 EA Extended Price:
    $24.61
    
    CHEESE, PEPPER JACK SHRED BAG REF(4/5 LB) | GLENVIEW FARMS
    Ordered Full/Part: 0/1 Reserved Full / Part: 0/1 $68.74 CS / $18.9 EA Extended Price:
    $18.90
    
    CHICKEN, WING 1ST-&-2ND-JOINT JUMBO RAW CVP REF UNFLAVORED(4/10 LB) | PATUXENT FARMS
    Ordered Full/Part: 4/0 Reserved Full / Part: 4/0 $76.25 CS / $76.25 EA Extended Price:
    $305.00
    
    CAPE CAPENSIS, 4-6 OZ FILLET BONELESS-SKINLESS RAW FROZEN USA WILD(2/10 LBA) | PACKER
    Ordered Full/Part: 5/0 Reserved Full / Part: 0/0 $4.34 CS / $4.34 EA Extended Price:
    $0.00
    
    MAYONNAISE, EXTRA-HEAVY PLASTIC JUG SHELF STABLE(4/1 GA) | HARVEST VALUE
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 1/0 $46.64 CS / $13.99 EA Extended Price:
    $46.64
    
    CELERY, STALK FRESH REF BOX(6 EA) | CROSS VALLEY FARMS
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 1/0 $16.83 CS / $16.83 EA Extended Price:
    $16.83
    
    SANITIZER, DISHWASHER D23 LIQUID PAIL CLEAR YELLOW LOW TEMP(5 GA) | CLEAN FORCE
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 1/0 $74.47 CS / $74.47 EA Extended Price:
    $80.87
    
    POTATO, FRENCH-FRY SHOESTRING 1/4" COATED CLEAR EXTRA-LONG-FANCY FROZEN(6/4.5 LB) | MONARCH
    Ordered Full/Part: 2/0 Reserved Full / Part: 2/0 $48.46 CS / $48.46 EA Extended Price:
    $96.92
    
    JUICE, PINEAPPLE 100% CAN SHELF STABLE(24/7.2 OZ) | THIRSTER
    Ordered Full/Part: 1/0 Reserved Full / Part: 1/0 $23.04 CS / $23.04 EA Extended Price:
    $23.04
    
    ONION, GREEN TRIMMED ICELESS FRESH REF SCALLION(4/2 LB) | CROSS VALLEY FARMS
    Ordered Full/Part: 0/1 Reserved Full / Part: 0/1 $50.55 CS / $16.43 EA Extended Price:
    $16.43
    
    POLLOCK, 4-6 OZ FILLET BONELESS-SKINLESS IQF FROZEN USA WILD ALASKAN(25 LB) | TRIDENT SEAFOODS
    Ordered Full/Part: 2/0 Reserved Full / Part: 2/0 $118.17 CS / $118.17 EA Extended Price:
    $236.34
    
    
    18004 1.00 1.00 15.0000 BOX 15# BACON LAYOUT 14/16ct SUGAR#374
    12862 1.00 1.00 N/A BOX 250ct BAG RESEALABLE GALLON 250ct
    13026 3.00 3.00 N/A LOAF 1/1# BREAD 7 GRAIN WHEAT THICK SLIC
    13022 4.00 4.00 N/A LOAF 1/2# BREAD MARBLE RYE SLICED 2.0#
    13020 8.00 8.00 N/A LOAF 1/2# BREAD SOURDOUGH THICK SLICED
    13055 1.00 1.00 N/A BAG 1/24ct pkg BREADSTICK PARBAKED 24ct/ bag
    13015 3.00 3.00 N/A LOAF 1/1.5# BREAD WHITE OVAL SLICED 1.5#
    13013 2.00 2.00 N/A DOZ. 1/1doz BUN BRIOCHE EGG WASH 4.5"
    19310 1.00 1.00 N/A CASE 4/10# CHICKEN BRST BNLS/SKNLS 7oz 4/
    10723 1.00 1.00 N/A EACH 1/5#jar GARLIC WHOLE PEELED 5#jar
    11494 1.00 1.00 N/A BOX 24/4oz GRAVY AU JUS MIX 24/4oz
    17065 1.00 1.00 N/A CASE 6/#10 CANS JALAPENO SLICED 6/#10 CAN CASE
    10801 3.00 3.00 N/A HG 1/64oz JUICE ORANGE HALF GAL
    12839 1.00 1.00 N/A BOX 10/10ct LINER CAN BLACK 45gal 40x46 1.
    11660 1.00 1.00 N/A BOX 6/5# POTATO TATER GEM 004189 30#
    11553 1.00 1.00 N/A BOX 3/8#BAGS SALSA RED MOLCAJETE HOT 3/8#BA
    16122 1.00 1.00 16.6700 CASE 2/8# TURKEY BRST"PAN RST WHOLE BRST
    16831P 2.00 2.00 N/A PC. 1/#10 can olive black sliced import #10
    11487P 2.00 2.00 N/A PC. 1/1gal sauce tartar 1 gal
    12613P 1.00 1.00 N/A PC. 1/1 gal soap dish blue piece
    
    
    Not including the liquor order for today.
16. 2023-09-07 at 9:19 PM UTC in Saw one of the more fucked up things I've seen in my life.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Where's the fuckin pics.

    
    In his head where it all happened.
17. 2023-09-07 at 9:18 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's when your life revolves around dirt. You live in a hut made from dirt. You eat dirt sandwiches and dirt soup. You drink mud. Your entertainment is picking up piles of dirt and moving them around. You don't own clothes you just cake your body in dirt. Etc.

    
    You are so one dimensional. You can do more for entertainment with dirt than just move around piles of it. You can make holes in dirt to make the piles. Then, when are bored with moving them around, you can entertain yourself even further by putting things or people in the holes and then move the piles of dirt on top of them. You could also move multiple piles together forming a dirt fort from which to wage mudball fights. You could make one large pile from all of your piles and once your whole village pissed down one side you could use for a slip and slide on hot days. You have clearly never been a dirt poor person or even observed one in the in it's native habitat.
18. 2023-09-07 at 9:11 PM UTC in Sophie's P.I
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey King of Orange sold Irish as slaves to Portuguese and even to the new Colony of America (Before it was the USA). some of the first slaves in Boston were Irish. and this was not people of Indentured servitude. they were straight up Slaves. then outlawed by the colony. first slaves of the Americas were not Blacks they were Irish.

    
    The first registered slave owner was in Jamestown and he was black.
19. 2023-09-07 at 9:07 PM UTC in It’s my Birfday
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey

    
    Have you ever seen a pomegranate?
    
    It's a Yes or No fucking answer :D
20. 2023-09-07 at 9:06 PM UTC in Who thinks Lanny should check...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey go play your drums and let the adults speak

    
    Go play with your rotting toe.