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2017-12-24 at 5:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.
hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.
now my bank account is empty.
i didnt know you celebrates christmas.
why didnt you have christmas items already in your dungeon ???? imagine shits hitting the fan during christmas ...
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2017-12-24 at 5:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i will admit though i do hate xmas music except for the barking song
this one is contagious, i herd it once and it keeps playing in my head in a loop
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Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To save me from tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Once jailed and recently released
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been 10 years
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I'll kill you"
I meant it
Now you know what I've went thru
But if you kissed me now
I'll still kill you anyway
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To save me from tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
A crowded jail
Inmates with bloodshot eyes
I'm doing time for you
And gettin' raped every nite
My God I thought you were
Someone who kept secrets
Me?
I guess I was a naive pedophile
A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
A man undercover but you revealed me to all
Now I'm a registered child sex offender forever and ever
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway
A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
A man under cover but you revealed me to all
Now its time for you to pay, I'll kill you now
I'll fucking your heart till you die.
(Die. Die. Die)
I'll fucking kill you now …
Yeeaaa
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2017-12-24 at 6:02 AM UTC^tl;dr
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2017-12-24 at 9:03 AM UTC
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2017-12-24 at 10:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader this one is contagious, i herd it once and it keeps playing in my head in a loop
♫♫♫
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To save me from tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Once jailed and recently released
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been 10 years
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas)
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I'll kill you"
I meant it
Now you know what I've went thru
But if you kissed me now
I'll still kill you anyway
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To save me from tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
A crowded jail
Inmates with bloodshot eyes
I'm doing time for you
And gettin' raped every nite
My God I thought you were
Someone who kept secrets
Me?
I guess I was a naive pedophile
A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
A man undercover but you revealed me to all
Now I'm a registered child sex offender forever and ever
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)
Last Christmas
I gave you a touch
But the very next day
you told your daddy
This time
To avenge my tears
I'll stalk you from a faraway
A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
A man under cover but you revealed me to all
Now its time for you to pay, I'll kill you now
I'll fucking your heart till you die.
(Die. Die. Die)
I'll fucking kill you now …
Yeeaaa
♫♫♫
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2017-12-24 at 11:17 AM UTCsomething I don't like about xmas besides the music is the company xmas parties. I usually avoid them but when I worked at hoboken and was trying to make a good impression to the owner and the hierarchy I went to their xmas party one night and it was really lame and I felt out of place because I had only been working there for a lil over a week so I didn't know everyone well.
This girl that worked there during the day time introduced me to her friend that tagged along to the party and she was really tall and fat and basically looked like a total butch lesbo, had a daria tattoo... invader zim beanie... Anyways she was drunk and kept hitting on me and the girl that works there put mistletoe over our heads and the behemoth grabbed me by my belt and said "comeeeer fly boi!" and pulled me up against her big fat titty boombas and started trying to kiss me as I struggled to push her away from me.
Everyone was watching and smirking and laughing at me, it was so embarrassing. This guy that works there started yelling "Get it Doug! Get sum get sum! Get it boy!" and the fat bitch stuck out her hips out to the side and smacked her own ass and said "Doug you know you want a slice of this!" -
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2017-12-24 at 1:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby something I don't like about xmas besides the music is the company xmas parties. I usually avoid them but when I worked at hoboken and was trying to make a good impression to the owner and the hierarchy I went to their xmas party one night and it was really lame and I felt out of place because I had only been working there for a lil over a week so I didn't know everyone well.
This girl that worked there during the day time introduced me to her friend that tagged along to the party and she was really tall and fat and basically looked like a total butch lesbo, had a daria tattoo… invader zim beanie… Anyways she was drunk and kept hitting on me and the girl that works there put mistletoe over our heads and the behemoth grabbed me by my belt and said "comeeeer fly boi!" and pulled me up against her big fat titty boombas and started trying to kiss me as I struggled to push her away from me.
Everyone was watching and smirking and laughing at me, it was so embarrassing. This guy that works there started yelling "Get it Doug! Get sum get sum! Get it boy!" and the fat bitch stuck out her hips out to the side and smacked her own ass and said "Doug you know you want a slice of this!"
work xmas parties are always so awkward. its not the sort of company you want to risk making a bad impression at. plus always such a mixmatch of types, you never know who might get offended by what, lol.
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2017-12-24 at 4:34 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-24 at 5:35 PM UTC
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2017-12-24 at 6:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader jesus was/is born a jedi you idiot.
Christmas traditions were taken from the pagan holiday "yule" IIRC. It celebrated the longest night of the year. When Christianity was spreading, they took all the pagan holidays, kept the traditions, and changed the meanings to Christian meanings to "make it easier for pagans to convert"
Same with easter, all saints day and another one I can't currently recall -
2017-12-24 at 6:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Christmas traditions were taken from the pagan holiday "yule" IIRC. It celebrated the longest night of the year. When Christianity was spreading, they took all the pagan holidays, kept the traditions, and changed the meanings to Christian meanings to "make it easier for pagans to convert"
Same with easter, all saints day and another one I can't currently recall
they call it CHRISTmass. the mass of christ. maybe they used to celebrate it for reasons different entirely .....
but now their celebrating it for one and one thing only : The jedi Jesus.
Becos Jesus was made by the jedi Mary and juden Joseph. -
2017-12-24 at 6:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader jesus was/is born a jedi you idiot.
ill keep this simple with the cliff-notes version and not explain the elaborate version:
- no one knows the birthday of the individual known as jesus christ. no one.
- when christianity was first 'invented' and its holidays were being established there was a compromise with the existing religion that celebrated its main holiday on the winter solstice (dec 21) to have the main christian holiday (christmas) correspond to the previous/current-at-the-time main holiday, but not exact so as to avoid the appearance of allowing a 'pagan' holiday to sully the christian holiday. -
2017-12-24 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong, it's a rip off of pagan tradition.
actually the opposite. they (neo-jedis) were trying to avoid the appearance of having the same holiday as winter solstice but needed it to be close to the same dates so as to win over converts from existing religions.
note, 'paganism' is/was intended to be a derogatory term devised by the neo-jedis for the various religions practiced by the indigenous populations prior to the introduction (read: forced upon) of neo-judaism. -
2017-12-24 at 6:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock ill keep this simple with the cliff-notes version and not explain the elaborate version:
- no one knows the birthday of the individual known as jesus christ. no one.
- when christianity was first 'invented' and its holidays were being established there was a compromise with the existing religion that celebrated its main holiday on the winter solstice (dec 21) to have the main christian holiday (christmas) correspond to the previous/current-at-the-time main holiday, but not exact so as to avoid the appearance of allowing a 'pagan' holiday to sully the christian holiday.
let me ask you this :
can christmas be without jesus ????
there you go.
