Posts by Speedy Parker

2017-12-30 at 2:06 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by Sounds diabolical.

So much so that you are scared.

2017-12-30 at 2:04 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's really weird to see the collage pic of myself from years ago. I've really bulked up a lot, and getting over my aversion to long hair was probably the biggest upgrade I could possibly make to my attractiveness.

Ugly

2017-12-29 at 5:15 PM UTC in I'm pregnant again

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon I think you think this because you want affection more than anything but don't get it from anyone, the nearest you can get to it is some twisted approximation from other broken, unlovable people. But you know it's not real. You know that whore doesn't love you.

So you feel revulsion to other people who comfortable with themselves and have lives and loves in a way that makes them happy.

Yeah, but your still a beta.

2017-12-29 at 5:11 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by What are the nature of these demands of yours?

Sinister in nature

2017-12-29 at 5:10 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money

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Originally posted by Issue313 Because smart people aspire to become wagecucks.

Do you even earn?

2017-12-29 at 3:09 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by Buut… Lanny soiled that account. Can't we work out some other deal?

That and you are Lanny.

2017-12-29 at 3:08 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Buut… Lanny soiled that account. Can't we work out some other deal?

We can if you meet my demands.

2017-12-29 at 3:07 PM UTC in Your state my state

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 Bill Krozby is like I used to be.. in an American Bubble

Yes Bill Krozby, they even have pop-rocks and PBR in Europe as well.

At least I think they have PBR

How would you know. You've never been there.

2017-12-29 at 1:18 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money

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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Prostitutes are generally not the smartest people. If they were, they wouldn't be prostitutes.

They're smarter than you and unlike you they've been laid.

2017-12-29 at 1:16 PM UTC in Well, guys and girls (and fags)

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Originally posted by D4NG0 Ok. Explain how you have improved in the last 3 years.

How have you improved?

2017-12-29 at 1:13 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by I believe darkhunter, RisiR and Speedy Parker are all the same person, although they use different IP addresses.

You're so dizzy...

2017-12-29 at 1:12 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by If I pick out another avatar, are you going to steal it again??

Only user 8

2017-12-29 at 3:36 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by infinityshock based on your self professed knowledge of niggers and jedis…the only explanation for that familiarity is that youre pimped out by the niggers to the jedis that use your asshole to commit various violations of the talmud and zohar…probably the koran, too.

I'm sure that's the only explanation your cum infested, negrophobic, little jedi brain is capable of cumcockting.

2017-12-29 at 3:29 AM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money

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Originally posted by NARCassist only if she just so happens to have been actually selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school. if she hasn't then she'd have to be dumber than you to fall for it.

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That's what I meant when I said he was stupid. I just couldn't be assed to type it.

2017-12-28 at 10:59 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by RisiR † Did ShitraL get banned?

No he's still playing with barbie dolls.

2017-12-28 at 10:59 PM UTC in Your state my state

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Originally posted by Totse 2001 my worries are that I will be in the side lane, and it will still pick up the fastrak (that pays tolls attached to your winshield) and force me to pay 12 bucks while I was sitting in traffic that entire time. I wonder if that happens at times

Califuckya

2017-12-28 at 10:55 PM UTC in This really needs to be acknowledged. Mods are the biggest fucking losers in the world.

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Originally posted by That's crazy, darkhunter.

You don't scare me

2017-12-28 at 9:38 PM UTC in trolling hookers into giving you money

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Originally posted by nonarky i have an idea, go to backpage.com and find random hookers on that one section of the website. you call one of the ho's you find on there, and you tell them you got her on video selling booty calls to little kids at the local elementary school and that if she doesnt pay you in bitcoin or in any amount you want. that you give the video to the police.

will this work?

You're stupid

2017-12-28 at 9:30 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by infinityshock you're just jealous the HIV is keeping you looking anorexic no matter how hard you try to gain weight.

Most of the New York jedis I know are afraid of niggers too Jill, it's OK.

2017-12-28 at 6:45 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

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Originally posted by benny vader yes. yours.

Fail

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