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2018-03-17 at 4:37 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-17 at 4:35 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?
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2018-03-17 at 4:33 AM UTC in The pineapple on pizza debate. XD
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2018-03-17 at 4:32 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?
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2018-03-17 at 4:31 AM UTC in Bartenders that don't know how to make drinks
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2018-03-17 at 4:27 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?
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2018-03-17 at 4:26 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-17 at 4:24 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
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2018-03-17 at 4:23 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?
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2018-03-17 at 4:17 AM UTC in Bartenders that don't know how to make drinks
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You need a certificate to bartend for a vast majority of the US. I think most probably start out in other positions at restaurants with bars and then get offered a promotion if they'll get the certificate.
I drank in bars all over the country and never met a bartender with a "certificate". Don't say things and we won't know you're stupid. -
2018-03-16 at 10:58 PM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?
Originally posted by infinityshock after reading these posts im dubious that anyone on this site has any balls between their legs other that the ones slapping there when some random stranger goes a little too deep.
i suspect the cause is lack of suitable male role models considering the active juden-kike conspiracy to turn every white male into a bottom-fag eunuch and every woman into a pregnant, baby-daddy-less miscegenist. that being the case, i shall supply an example of how a male is supposed to react to conflict.
rule #1 yes, violence is the answer. anyone who says otherwise is a bottomfag uber-bottom juden-kike shill
if in doubt about violence being the answer, refer to rule #1
now that we've established that, so ensues the story which someone told me about. it may have happened…it may not have happened…i have no idea but i have no reason to doubt the sincerity of the person who told it to me. or maybe the whole thing is pure fiction…i dont know.
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, the hero of our story is wandering through a handsome and well tanned individual-fuxated city which was at one time white-majority but at the time had become completely overrun with mudslime immigrants from assorted mudslime countries.
while walking down an alleyway made of shitty cobblestones that were probably originally set in the 1500's (literally…not exaggerating) and approaching a 'T' in the direction, a trio of handsome and well tanned individuals that had been leaning against the side of one of the buildings started watching our hero while trying to not make it obvious. their head and body movements could almost have been mistaken for casual curiosity of a visitor if they hadnt been accompanied by the typical subconscious change of stance into aggressive mannerisms and an exaggerated attempt at seeming busy doing something that was nothing.
when separation of about ten feet happened, the handsome and well tanned individual trio suddenly found themselves not so busy doing what they were doing and approached the lone walker, hands in their pockets, making general disparaging comments, the most frequent and prominent being…quote…'go home american. we hate you. we kill you'…in the typical mudslime accent that sounded like some sort of retarded chinese kid wearing braces trying to speak swahili.
the hero didnt say a word and tried to continue walking past the handsome and well tanned individuals since no matter what the outcome the results and consequences would be less than appealing.
the less-than-civilized vermin approached to within arms length when one tried to push the hero with no affect, then another tried for a head-shot with an open palm, with the only result being knocking off a pair of glasses. at this point, with two handsome and well tanned individuals directly blocking the path, the third behind those two, and the first two already having made physical attacks, the heros response was a hearty knuckle directly into the temple of the closest mudslime causing him to fall into his boyfriend, who caught him and tried to hold him up but the weight dragged them both down in a combination of a fall and assisted-crash-landing. the expression on the faces of the three handsome and well tanned individuals was that of amazement which, later on, was discovered to be due to the method of H2H mudslimes preferred was not closed-fist punches, but open-handed slapping. getting punched in the face was an experience these parasitic beasts had never experienced.
the two incapacitated handsome and well tanned individuals recovered quickly then all three lunged at the hero, tackling him to the ground, where an ensuing wrestling match along with some kicking, led to one of the mudslimes magically conjuring a knife from somewhere at about the same time another of them found an elbow suddenly against his jaw after a high-speed transit. the elbow-victims head was flat on the ground, ear down, when the elbow impacted and based on how much 'give' there was on impact, he was going to be on a liquid diet for awhile.
to make a long story short, liquid-diet boy and one of his compatriots ran off together yammering on in their native language, while the one who thought it'd be a good idea to bring a knife to a fist fight staggered a few yards, collapsed to the ground, and was left curled-up in some detritus and discarded debris, no longer in possession of his knife but the proud owner of a shiny new orifice several inches deeper than the blade was long.
the hero of our story rode off into the sunset, assuring there was zero possibility the knife would ever be seen again.
the end.
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2018-03-16 at 8:54 PM UTC in Bartenders that don't know how to make drinksLil sporty is even a pretentious drunk. What an insufferable little shit he must actually be.
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2018-03-16 at 4:33 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
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2018-03-16 at 3:19 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by -SpectraL Since we've went so far down the rabbit hole already, I'll reveal that this -SpectraL account wasn't the first one. There was another -SpectraL account (SpectraL) before this one, but acidmelt banned it, even though I broke no rules. So I created another one. So you're even wrong that the -SpectraL account came to being in 2006.
Teh moar u now…
Because that sounds plausible.
Admin:"I'm banning SpectraL".
SpectraL: "I've been banned what shall I do? I know I'll make another account with the exact same name. They'll never know its me!"
Admin: "Hmm, another SpectraL account. That can't possibly be the same person, I banned him. Must just be another person who likes that user name." -
2018-03-16 at 4:22 AM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?
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2018-03-16 at 4:21 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?I support any establishment that offends vegetables.
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2018-03-16 at 4:20 AM UTC in wtf
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2018-03-16 at 4:18 AM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?I remember I talked this guy into hitting the next random stranger he saw in the face under the pretense we would rob him after he knocked the guy out. Without hesitating he cold cocked the next guy he saw. He hit him so hard the sucker flipped over a chain between two posts and never moved after he hit the ground. I just kept walking like I didn't know either of them.
That's real trolling you fucking amateurs. -
2018-03-16 at 4:14 AM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?I support any establishment that your sister chooses to patronize.
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2018-03-16 at 4:12 AM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
