Posts by Speedy Parker

2018-03-19 at 6:23 PM UTC in Police knocked at my door for a Facebook joke

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Originally posted by infinityshock same thing…doing a 'law enforcement emergency' address pull after hours is as much fun as getting your dick sucked by a shivering vampire shark with a bad case of trismus.

after the cops are notified, they have to first find (which is a pain in the dick itself) an actual number to call and/or monitored email contact, which hopefully is answered by a person, then submit an official document full of all kinds of bullshit information, then wait for the document to be verified which includes them calling all kinds of people, then if they think its a good reason, and they feel like it, theyll give up the PI. keep in mind, the ISP (or in your case phone company) dont always give up the PI and make the police bring an actually-signed warrant.

How would you know what was involved unless...

2018-03-19 at 5:16 PM UTC in Fuck shit up on reddit?

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Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd round yourself up and burn yourself?

NOU

2018-03-19 at 5:15 PM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?

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Originally posted by NARCassist yeah for real, chelsea headhunters used to go fucking hardcore in the day.

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Lol@ riding horses into the idiots

2018-03-19 at 5:14 PM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?

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Originally posted by aldra In the UK everyone has to pay a 'television tax' or something along those lines to fund the BBC, and the only way to be exempted from it is not to have a television at all

Bug brother in a nanny skirt

2018-03-19 at 3:58 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

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Originally posted by RestStop They could've had both!

That would be going more or less retarded.

2018-03-19 at 3:56 PM UTC in Do you boycott any companies?

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Originally posted by Enema Bandit I don't watch TV. At all. This is because I don't have a TV. I got rid of it a very long time ago so I wouldn't have to pay the TV licence. When you fund the BBC, you are funding communism.

I have a television but not cable. I download what I want to watch.

2018-03-19 at 3:28 PM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers

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Originally posted by RestStop Alternate solution : Kill all the junkies.

That's how Mao Zedong cleaned up China's opiate problem starting around 48. There were summary executions in the streets if you were caught in possession.

2018-03-19 at 2:36 PM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers

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Originally posted by mso8 man, its bad enought that you have to listen to the shreiking voice of that woman. to top it off, that fucking fatass always comes in out of the blue to give his tl;dr comment.

I never get tired of watching this video.

2018-03-19 at 2:30 PM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?

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Originally posted by infinityshock you can fix that hard time about the average joes mental capacity by doing jury duty just one time. for utter and complete amazement do jury duty multiple times along with grand-jury duty.

then youll never want the average joe having a say-so about anything more complicated than which shoe to stick on which foot.

The scary part of a trial by jury is that you're being judged by 12 people who either were nor smart enough to get out of it or think the jury pay good money.

2018-03-19 at 2:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

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Originally posted by RisiR † i think they went less retard actually.

No way they could have gone more retarded

2018-03-19 at 2:24 PM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

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Originally posted by lempoid loompus like half an hour total over the course of 2 days. im a genius, remember? what you think is a lot of effort is just like making a cup of coffee to me

If you were a genius you would have hit it right.

2018-03-19 at 1:43 PM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by lempoid loompus If you're not hansen then who cares? I only thought you might be him because you're both totally fucking boring. I made him sign up again to attempt damage control, lol.

You sure seem to be putting a whole lot of effort into people who bore you.

2018-03-19 at 1:42 PM UTC in Enter's getting drunk baby! Time to escape from this shitty reality!!!

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Leave

2018-03-19 at 1:35 PM UTC in Fuck shit up on reddit?

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Originally posted by Dfg I am Dfg, and this is not an Alt, I don't make alts. It's been a while I posted on forums or surfaced, so my writing style is different and my viewpoints are not what they seemed to be. But it's me, I can go and post on totseans if you want. I don't know who is who, but I am sure TDR can vouch for me, once he has verified it's me.

Not sure which ID is TDR using though.

EDIT:

Speedy Parker <– will vouch for me.

I have confirmed this is the real Dfg.

Carry on

2018-03-19 at 1:32 PM UTC in Enter's getting drunk baby! Time to escape from this shitty reality!!!

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Originally posted by Enter LISTEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

ah ive lost interest

is there anyone else online? TALK TO ME

You lied

2018-03-19 at 1:31 PM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

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Sploo is not a genius as the thread proves

2018-03-19 at 10:42 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?

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Originally posted by なに？ Blockchain backed direct democracy communism.

Also every water cooler/fountain must have a dispenser for vodka.

That would be a clueless cluster fuck.

2018-03-19 at 10:40 AM UTC in Enter's getting drunk baby! Time to escape from this shitty reality!!!

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Enter Huh? Don't post off topic.

You're not a topic

2018-03-19 at 10:27 AM UTC in Enter's getting drunk baby! Time to escape from this shitty reality!!!

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I thought you left.

2018-03-19 at 10:26 AM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI

Speedy Parker Black Hole

Originally posted by Zanick The pride you feel over doxxing the biggest loser on the site is almost as bad as the drivel he posts.

Your opinion is meaningless just like this thread. So keep on guessing.

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