Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-20 at 5:01 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny You'll notice the use of the word "typical" in the post you quoted.

   
   How much cspan have you watched in the last 30 years?
2. 2018-03-20 at 4:59 AM UTC in Verification process for new accounts so they don't have to comply with the posting limit?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Herp derp

   
   Funny cause that's what all your posts read like to me
3. 2018-03-20 at 4:58 AM UTC in Lmaoooo does Obbe realize how much he sucks.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by JZ_hammer I know your Dad, Paul, David. Too bad he's not your real Father. cry baby bitch boy.

   
   Another fag talking shit
4. 2018-03-20 at 4:57 AM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel What if like everyone was one person man

   
   You would still be the biggest idiot
5. 2018-03-20 at 4:55 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Nah I believe in it.

   
   You're just justifying your desire to fuck a guy in the ass
6. 2018-03-20 at 4:04 AM UTC in Hilarious Zoklet thread where loser doesn't realize he just raped a girl.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Dude, post #8. Didn't nuclearrabbit turn out to be a literal pedophile?

   
   Yes and he divulged overseas troop movements
7. 2018-03-20 at 3:47 AM UTC in Lmaoooo does Obbe realize how much he sucks.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter i have a thread titled "another girl took advantage of me" that im containing everything in. last night i had a slip coz i was drunk.
   
   and in that thread im talking about my plan to get women, so im actually working towards something.

   
   You will never get laid
8. 2018-03-20 at 3:46 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny In the US our politicians are corrupt and frequently scientifically illiterate but rarely are they actually stupid at the national level. In fact the sorts of corruption that characterize our political system usually requires a good bit of cunning to carry out. They're generally very well educated as well. I'd say the typical congressman is much more intelligent than the average American.

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
9. 2018-03-20 at 3:24 AM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist sploo, if you and all the other village idiots left their villages and all got together and formed they're own village, then you would be the village idiot.
   
   
   
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   Exactly
10. 2018-03-20 at 3:23 AM UTC in Hilarious Zoklet thread where loser doesn't realize he just raped a girl.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    Fat at 15 and fat now
11. 2018-03-20 at 3:01 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS It does. :)

    
    Pics or it didn't happen
12. 2018-03-20 at 2:58 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS N-no. Maybe. I doubt it.

    
    I hope it says Lucy Watt on your ID
13. 2018-03-20 at 2:56 AM UTC in What is your home address and Social Security Number?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well then why the hell did you ask me if you already knew!??

    
    I didn't ask you I told yiu
14. 2018-03-20 at 2:55 AM UTC in Speedy Parker a.k.a. Chris Hansens entire family PI
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This funny guys.
15. 2018-03-20 at 1:58 AM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus youre boring

    
    I apologize, I didn't realize it was my turn to entertain the retard.
16. 2018-03-20 at 1:57 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel And how did I do that?.
    
    
    
    I'm just very much in love, half a year in and my love has only grown.

    
    A genius would know that your girlfriend is a boyfriend.
17. 2018-03-20 at 1:55 AM UTC in Gov. Greg Abbott: 'We are going to find this Bill Krozby soon'
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
18. 2018-03-20 at 1:47 AM UTC in What is your home address and Social Security Number?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist when you say air, air is a mixture of many gasses, is there one in particular?
    
    
    
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Is this a trick question?

    
    No you're just an idiot the gas is called oxygen which is why your vixens have a bluish purple tint, the oxygen deposited into the blood cells by the lungs has been depleted by various cells throughout the body and is head back for more O²
19. 2018-03-20 at 1:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Sent off 3 letters today. I may finally be able to prove to you guys that what I claimed happened a few months ago actually did go down. Could take a week to get a response.

    Fucks given = 0
20. 2018-03-20 at 1:42 AM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i didnt read any of it

    
    Further evidence of your retardation