Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-15 at 11:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

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   This thread is hilarious. One guy taking relationship advice from an alt and another one arguing about the advice.
2. 2018-03-15 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Wednesday Thread
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL That would be either Pippi Longstocking or Popeye the Sailor Man, where I come from.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL That would be either Pippie Longstocking or Popeye the Sailor Man, where I come from.

   
   Pippi Longstocking is Sweedish and Popeye is American. Neither is a canook
3. 2018-03-15 at 1:03 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL Aww, look.. we're on Sesame Street now.

   
   Are you feeling left out by the other kids again?
4. 2018-03-15 at 1:02 AM UTC in How do you groom yourself?
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist no i was going more for the classic jack nicholson effect
   
   
   
   i wanted it to have some punch.
   
   
   
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   I was going for realistic
5. 2018-03-15 at 12:49 AM UTC in How do you groom yourself?
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SCRON
   
   
   
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6. 2018-03-15 at 12:44 AM UTC in The Wednesday Thread
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL I can be a coder if that's what I need to be.

   
   You couldn't code "Drink more Ovaltine" with an Orphan Annie Secret Society decoder pin.
7. 2018-03-15 at 12:39 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist i wanna see one that takes like 3 hours to get over tho. and constantly gets so close but then slips again at the last minute just when you thought he had it.
   
   
   
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   I can't watch anything for 3 hours lol
8. 2018-03-15 at 12:39 AM UTC in How do you groom yourself?
   

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   Originally posted by MAL Uhhh, I have it on good authority that you are in fact Scron.

   
   Because some bitch that got raped in Austin by Bill Krozby would even know there was a scron.
9. 2018-03-15 at 12:36 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   

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   Originally posted by NARCassist not as funny as i expected tho
   
   
   
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   Like I said, kind of... It's more funny if you imagine SpectraL's face on the turtle...
10. 2018-03-15 at 12:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

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    Originally posted by Zanick Maybe he is just a faggot beta lackey troll, or maybe he was actually in on a conspiracy to defraud the entire user base and annihilate you in the process. Maybe the truth lies somewhere between these possibilities. We won't know until we have a screenshot to evaluate.

    
    Your will is showing
11. 2018-03-15 at 12:27 AM UTC in Got a new job
    

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    Originally posted by MAL Wow, that was cute. I’m good with my boyfriend though thanks. I’ve said before, I was coming from a bar but completely sober. But sure, tweak the story so it fits your narrative you piece of filth.

    
    So a sober good looking successful woman left the bar with a wine drunk Bill Krozby?
    
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
12. 2018-03-15 at 12:24 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

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    Originally posted by NARCassist ima look one up on yt now
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-15 at 12:21 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL LOL. K

    
    ^Proof
14. 2018-03-15 at 12:19 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

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    Originally posted by NARCassist can they actually get off their backs tho? kinda sucks for them in the wild if they can't lol.
    
    
    
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    Yeah they can, but it takes a bit and it's kind of funny.
15. 2018-03-15 at 12:18 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Soooo…. I'm Mr. Turtle now?

    Tooter Turtle
    
16. 2018-03-15 at 12:16 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: enter Free Edition
    

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    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Gay

    
    You're an expert on that.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Zanick Gay as fuck. Even gayer: by the time every user has popped in to remark that this is a very gay thread, we'll have tacitly chosen it for our new TRT.

    
    Another fag talking about gay shit.
17. 2018-03-14 at 10:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: enter Free Edition
    

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    Originally posted by Fox Paws *Backspaces out of thread*

    
    2l8t
18. 2018-03-14 at 10:34 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you calling me a giraffe?

    
    
19. 2018-03-14 at 10:29 PM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
    

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    Originally posted by MAL Yes. I did. As soon as I asked the question I thought, “he’s going to try and sound edgy by saying ‘I plead the 5th.’”

    
    No, you just don't have anything witty to reply with.
20. 2018-03-14 at 10:28 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Settle down, sparky.

    
    ^Look at em stretching his neck hahahahaha