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Enter's getting drunk baby! Time to escape from this shitty reality!!!

  1. #1
    Nobody loves me and nobody ever will... but that's okay because I have you, my precious precious booze!
  2. #2
    IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YA WOMANNN GONNA LAY YOU DOWN BY THE FIRE
  3. #3
    Holy fuck this girl's actaully talking to me about stuff not related to college, she's asking me questions about my america trip and stuff, wow.
  4. #4
    fucking low standards having whore, im not even buff yet, im gonna tell her to go fuck herself hahahaha CUNT
  5. #5
    sober enter will fuckin hate me but fuck him hahahaha
  6. #6
    ah fuck wht hav i done shes mad as fuck.... lmao shit shit shit
  7. #7
    HELLOS IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
  8. #8
    Ah you all fuckin' suck sanyway. Captain Failcon pales in comparison to Toothlessjoe as an e-enemy. Toothlessjoe was annoying as a fuckin' PRICK but he had CHARACTER, ya know? And Captain Faggot? You DO NOT have character.

    I miss you Toothlessjoe. I'm sure you're rolling your eyes up in heaven, or wheverer you are right now.
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I thought you left.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I thought you left.

    Huh? Don't post off topic.
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Huh? Don't post off topic.

    You're not a topic
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're not a topic

    LISTEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

    ah ive lost interest

    is there anyone else online? TALK TO ME
  13. #13
    you need to try bundy

    it sounds perfect for you
  14. #14
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus you need to try bundy

    it sounds perfect for you

    i almost did when i was in fiji but whas afraid that id freak out and coz i wa sin another country id freak out even more haha
  15. #15
    do it today or you're a big fat phony!
  16. #16
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus do it today or you're a big fat phony!

    I CANT FIND ANY COUGH MEDICINE WITH THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS

    IVE LOOKED damN IT
  17. #17
    You're in Australia, right? http://robitussin.com.au/products/dry-cough.html
  18. #18
    THANK YOU!

    hey, im really drunk but it would it be possible to jerk off to completion right now?
  19. #19
    Drunken faps are never worth it in my experience
  20. #20
    yeh me neither the whole time im thinkin i could be doing something more pleasurable
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