Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-19 at 1:17 AM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourself
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Uh, who were you on Zoklet? I always assumed you were DH.

   
   I'll just let you keep guessing... Until yo get it right...
2. 2019-07-19 at 1:16 AM UTC in I have to go to NA
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG What, go to the store? That isn't 'doing stuff'. Do something worthwhile to better yourself.

   
   You should self-publish a book and show him how
3. 2019-07-19 at 1:15 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Yeah but he's not I don't think, and when discussing fona mental health should be the primary thing that comes to mind. He doesn't seem like a criminal to me.

   
   You don't know jack boy
4. 2019-07-19 at 1:12 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Wow you're gullible.

   
   Wow your brown and fat
5. 2019-07-19 at 1:10 AM UTC in Lol @ the audience in the send her back video
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Even among trump supporters, you can see the unsettled faces as they realize the racist shit thats going on.
   
   This doesn't happen at democrat rallies, folks.

   
   You just saw what you wanted to see. I watched the event and saw great enthusiasm as always.
6. 2019-07-19 at 1:08 AM UTC in What % of folks that post here
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I don't drink but I smoke a couple doobies every night.
7. 2019-07-19 at 1:03 AM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Pedo

   
   Really at a loss for words huh?
8. 2019-07-19 at 1:02 AM UTC in Imagine if you was a dog
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any turtle live longer than human.

   
   The lifespan of a turtle varies greatly depending on the species of turtle. For example, a typical pet turtle can live between 10-80 years or so while larger species can easily live over 100 years.
9. 2019-07-19 at 12:48 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Do you feel it is fair and just that El Chapo was sentenced to life in prison, And is not allowed to ever have visits from his family?

   
   No, he is responsible for uncounted deaths. He should not be allowed to live.
10. 2019-07-19 at 12:47 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You forgot to add the word "claimed" into the 2nd sentence.

    
    Like I said, I've met him, twice. He ain't lyin.
11. 2019-07-19 at 12:45 AM UTC in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM GONNA MURDER MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR FFS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung narc How many women have you raped while they were nodded out from heroin?

    
    Prolly all of em, he's a walking turd.
12. 2019-07-19 at 12:44 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Can't blame him, finely found a boy he can dick without gay

    
    fag
13. 2019-07-19 at 12:40 AM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG

    
    Your usual go to when your foot is stuck in your mouth kid.
14. 2019-07-18 at 9:07 PM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG It doesn't directly. .. The money is funneled to guys like Dick Cheny, former CEO of Halliburton who has built the majority of American military infrastructure since the 1960's. War is extremely profitable when you're the one selling all the lego pieces to wage that war. They lobby hard and get many people elected who will support their cause and help them continue to make money. Never heard of the military industrial complex?

    
    You are not talking about the US. You are talking about the global military industrial complex the Eisenhower warned the US about in his "exit" speech and that JFK warned the US about a few months before he was killed. SO thanks for proving me right.
15. 2019-07-18 at 3:24 PM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Lol are you serious

    
    Yes, please tell me how the trillions in taxes that the US spends on war creates a profit for the US government and it's tax payers.
16. 2019-07-18 at 3:01 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo he has made your country more divided and looked much MUCH weaker on the world stage. Tuvalu is looking at your country like it's something to eat. He's also justified dumb, unthinking middle aged Floridan losers like yourself who think they were really onto something the time they had a head injury and hallucinated the world they wanted to live in.

    
    I've never lived in Florida. But back to Trump. He hasn't divided the country. The deep state media has done that. He makes us look weak? Why do you think that? Because that's what the talking head told you?
17. 2019-07-18 at 2:56 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I'm pretty sure you're a Bill Krozby alt at this point but I truly don't give that much of a fuck bro.
    
    The fact that you care so much about hiding your previous handle just tells me you are probably a giant faggot who I bullied in the past and you don't want me to bring up all the insecurities you exposed, so now you can be a tuff guy behind a faceless handle. A true alt coward.

    
    For something you don't give a fuck about you sure take a lot of guesses.
18. 2019-07-18 at 2:35 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Yes. I'm probably more on the straight side than gay side tbh. I find very, very few men attractive. They have to be of a certain type. I also won't suck dick or kiss a dude, or even get fucked in the ass again. Or fuck an ass. Would never have a boyfriend.
    
    I think I'm just way more experimental than most people in that I'm willing to include my sexuality into it. I got fucked in the ass mostly out of curiosity. It just feels like a backwards shit. I do like stuffing things up there, but I prefer smaller toys and I don't even own any anymore.
    
    If I met a really cute guy I might kiss him tho just to see what it's like. But I won't suck dick. And you gotta be cute with no beard to suck my dick.
    
    What I do like is playing with other people's dicks and vice versa. Guys are way, way, way better at giving handjobs. There's something to be said about the intimate knowledge of sensations when sleeping with someone of the same gender. They know exactly what to do.
    
    No matter how many women you sleep with, you'll probably never be as skilled at it as a Lesbian.

    
    What a fag
19. 2019-07-18 at 2:33 PM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i love ur mom too

    
    Everyone with a 10 dollar bill loves his mom
20. 2019-07-18 at 2:33 PM UTC in So now we're politicizing nature
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG These researchers probably wasted their only chance.

    
    Like that chance you dad had to spare the world from your miserable existence by fucking your mother in the ass that night instead of shooting up her overused cunt?