Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-18 at 2:30 PM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG My mom is dead u asshol

   
   At least she has been spared the embarrassment of watching the train wreck of your life
2. 2019-07-18 at 2:28 PM UTC in I have to go to NA
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Neets anonymous. It's for people without work
   
   They actually got me a job working at Rogers stadium for the summer, I start Saturday

   You'll be fired before the end of August
3. 2019-07-18 at 2:25 PM UTC in ASK AN ORACLE
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE GALLUP, NEW MEXICO

   
   wrong
4. 2019-07-18 at 2:24 PM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Oh, just like what we're doing now?
   
   

   
   fail
5. 2019-07-18 at 2:24 PM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The US would go bankrupt and mass hunger would ensue. The US economy relies heavily upon the invasions of other countries. Without that gross domestic product of inflicting suffering and pain and death onto the world scene, they would no longer exist.

   
   So we spend trillions on war and we get it back with profit how?
6. 2019-07-18 at 2:22 PM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost this just happened to me

   
   Too bad you don't have a bus pass to get there
7. 2019-07-18 at 2:22 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG My biggest regret is wasting many years enthralled in the grasp of drug abuse.
   
   My biggest fear… That's a lot harder to answer. The easiest one I can give is that I am most afraid of never achieving my dreams: Traveling, meeting wife material, maybe have kids (thank fuck I dont have any now tho) be comfortably wealthy, etc.

   
   Your dreams are gone
8. 2019-07-18 at 1:30 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Speedy Parker =Darmhunter = big pussyfaggot who works as a rent a cop.

   
   Still can't figure it out eh?
9. 2019-07-18 at 1:26 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost They get provided by the city of Toronto because the girls are homeless
   
   
   
   I know how to run a business

   
   Your a regular rocket surgeon a real brain scientist.
10. 2019-07-18 at 1:15 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost move to Canada and start a street gang with me in Toronto Im building an army of homeless trannies to help me move product

    
    Will you be providing bus passes to this gang or will members have to provide their own?
11. 2019-07-18 at 4:20 AM UTC in How much debt would it take for you to kill yourself?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor divvy the national debt up amongst all tax payers and its over a million bucks a piece . time to drain the swamp folks

    
    That debt is not real
12. 2019-07-18 at 4:18 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Just kidding, I am always online.

    
    That is when you're not self-publishing audio books complete with a one man band music track.
13. 2019-07-18 at 4:14 AM UTC in Internet and TV Coming Soon.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats How do I change my WiFi name?
    
    I logged into my IP adress but cant find where to change it at…

    
    tel:866-831-4706
14. 2019-07-18 at 4:06 AM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you havent lost yours ?
    
    60yo virgin ?

    
    It's not lost it's in the trunk of a 1973 Plymouth Fury III. Like I said I didn't lose I know right where I left it.
    
    In fact it was this color
    
    
15. 2019-07-18 at 4:02 AM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This thread is now about wood
16. 2019-07-18 at 3:52 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Wow a real post.

    
    I seldom cast my pearls before swine. Or as my granpappy used to say, "Boy, don't never try to teach a pig to sing. Cuz all yer gonna do is frustrate yerself and annoy the hog".
17. 2019-07-18 at 3:49 AM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    fat fag^
18. 2019-07-18 at 3:49 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Tldr

    
    ^FAIL
19. 2019-07-18 at 3:48 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now
    
    Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

    
    
20. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra shitposting is a way of life

    
    I suppose it could be. It's also a good time killer between adventures while you patch your bones or when your best toys are in the shop.