Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-18 at 4:20 AM UTC in How much debt would it take for you to kill yourself?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor divvy the national debt up amongst all tax payers and its over a million bucks a piece . time to drain the swamp folks

   
   That debt is not real
2. 2019-07-18 at 4:18 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Just kidding, I am always online.

   
   That is when you're not self-publishing audio books complete with a one man band music track.
3. 2019-07-18 at 4:14 AM UTC in Internet and TV Coming Soon.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats How do I change my WiFi name?
   
   I logged into my IP adress but cant find where to change it at…

   
   tel:866-831-4706
4. 2019-07-18 at 4:06 AM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you havent lost yours ?
   
   60yo virgin ?

   
   It's not lost it's in the trunk of a 1973 Plymouth Fury III. Like I said I didn't lose I know right where I left it.
   
   In fact it was this color
   
   
5. 2019-07-18 at 4:02 AM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   This thread is now about wood
6. 2019-07-18 at 3:52 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Wow a real post.

   
   I seldom cast my pearls before swine. Or as my granpappy used to say, "Boy, don't never try to teach a pig to sing. Cuz all yer gonna do is frustrate yerself and annoy the hog".
7. 2019-07-18 at 3:49 AM UTC in It's honestly sexy being so extremely hard
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   fat fag^
8. 2019-07-18 at 3:49 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Tldr

   
   ^FAIL
9. 2019-07-18 at 3:48 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano You start being nice to scrawny now
   
   Why do you keep getting into fights with him and kicking him out? Because he wouldn't use his bus pass to buy you another chocolate bar to shove your big face into?

   
   
10. 2019-07-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in Speedy parker makes fun of people for not having jobs but he posts all day and all night
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra shitposting is a way of life

    
    I suppose it could be. It's also a good time killer between adventures while you patch your bones or when your best toys are in the shop.
11. 2019-07-18 at 3:40 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Just trying to start a dialogue with ugly people. It's cool to learn about other cultures. Maybe you can give me some insight?

    
    Due to self absorption the only sight you have is in.
12. 2019-07-18 at 3:39 AM UTC in I'm going to become a one man band
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG

13. 2019-07-18 at 3:35 AM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox The secret choices you made decades ago

    
    That's a secret too but no
14. 2019-07-18 at 3:35 AM UTC in CandyRein
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ^triggered
15. 2019-07-18 at 3:34 AM UTC in CandyRein
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ^triggered
16. 2019-07-18 at 3:32 AM UTC in CandyRein and all the other reindeer are available for use
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    triggered^
17. 2019-07-18 at 3:31 AM UTC in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM GONNA MURDER MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR FFS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    poison yourself
18. 2019-07-18 at 3:29 AM UTC in It's honestly hard being so extremely sexy
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It must be hell being so insecure that you have to praise yourself on a forum with 20 real users.
19. 2019-07-18 at 3:28 AM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Does it involve motorcycles?

    
    Does what involve motorcycles?
20. 2019-07-18 at 3:27 AM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourself
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Lol I remember when I first joined zoklet there was a thread on the nicest users and my name was mentioned multiple times.
    
    So I already reinvented myself, faggyacht.

    
    You were an asshat then too. It's just everyone felt sorry for you. They got over that.