Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?

1. 2019-07-17 at 11:32 AM UTC

   #21
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by GGG You're right that was disingenuous. Let me rephrase: Trump reads at a first grade reading level.

   
   Nice false opinion.
   
   Now tell us how President Trump is the best President we've had since Bill Clinton. What EXACTLY has he done that demonstrates he isn't fit for the job.
2. 2019-07-17 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Nice false opinion.
   
   Now tell us how President Trump is the best President we've had since Bill Clinton. What EXACTLY has he done that demonstrates he isn't fit for the job.

   
   Oh god where to start...
3. 2019-07-17 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I have decided that if I were to choose to end my own life, I would do it by dehydration.
   
   1. Cannot be done on impulse
   2. Can be reversed at any time should you change your mind
   3. Gives you time to think things over
   4. Unlikely to result in permanent problems if you fail
   5. Proves to yourself that it's really what you want (if you care about that sort of crap)
   6. Near-terminal dehydration is said to cause a type of euphoria that may make you see things a different way
   
   This is what I recommend to every suicidal person. Obviously I hope you reconsider, but I definitely understand how it is.

   
   That would be a hardcore way to go
4. 2019-07-17 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I have decided that if I were to choose to end my own life, I would do it by dehydration.
   
   
   2. Can be reversed at any time should you change your mind

   
   Well if you want to live with kidney failure.
5. 2019-07-17 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by GGG Oh god where to start…

   
   Try facts. Oh wait, you're a liberal and don't trade in facts only emotions.
6. 2019-07-17 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Don't kill yourself over Money or personal woes. Just move across country and start over...even if it's living in the woods as a wildman in the Pacific Northwest or something.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-07-17 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #27
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't kill yourself over Money or personal woes. Just move across country and start over…even if it's living in the woods as a wildman in the Pacific Northwest or something.

   
   He'd end up like McCandless
8. 2019-07-17 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well if you want to live with kidney failure.

   
   It's generally reversible if it's just from dehydration
9. 2019-07-17 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Swim out to the middle of the lake and slash your wrists.
   
   Technically Lake Michigan is small enough that your 4l of blood and rotting corpse juices should be above Avogadro's limit.
   
   So everyone in Chicago will be drinking and bathing in a little bit of Fatt for a while.
10. 2019-07-18 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #30
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
11. 2019-07-18 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    move to Canada and start a street gang with me in Toronto Im building an army of homeless trannies to help me move product
12. 2019-07-18 at 1:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost move to Canada and start a street gang with me in Toronto Im building an army of homeless trannies to help me move product

    
    Will you be providing bus passes to this gang or will members have to provide their own?
13. 2019-07-18 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #33
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I have decided that if I were to choose to end my own life, I would do it by dehydration.
    
    1. Cannot be done on impulse
    2. Can be reversed at any time should you change your mind
    3. Gives you time to think things over
    4. Unlikely to result in permanent problems if you fail
    5. Proves to yourself that it's really what you want (if you care about that sort of crap)
    6. Near-terminal dehydration is said to cause a type of euphoria that may make you see things a different way
    
    This is what I recommend to every suicidal person. Obviously I hope you reconsider, but I definitely understand how it is.

    
    at some point, u would not be able to resist taking a drink.
14. 2019-07-18 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    They get provided by the city of Toronto because the girls are homeless
    
    
    
    I know how to run a business
15. 2019-07-18 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #35
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Will you be providing bus passes to this gang or will members have to provide their own?

    
    its gotten old, by now, bud. How about some new material?
16. 2019-07-18 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Ghost They get provided by the city of Toronto because the girls are homeless
    
    
    
    I know how to run a business

    
    Your a regular rocket surgeon a real brain scientist.
17. 2019-07-18 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to run the lesbian mafia
    
    

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man My hood has been overrun by the lesbian mafia and they control EVERYTHING but Its not cool they are all so mean :( they stole my olde english at knife point.
    
    So I joined the free rollin 60's and were gonna mob the white girl mob.
    
    This is our gang symbol
    
    
    
    Proof we are legit heres a stash spot I made marking our territory
    
    

18. 2019-07-18 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That is merely an intentionally disparaging opinion. You still have yet to prove he is not the greatest POTUS in modern history.

    
    he has made your country more divided and looked much MUCH weaker on the world stage. Tuvalu is looking at your country like it's something to eat. He's also justified dumb, unthinking middle aged Floridan losers like yourself who think they were really onto something the time they had a head injury and hallucinated the world they wanted to live in.
19. 2019-07-18 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Sudo he has made your country more divided and looked much MUCH weaker on the world stage. Tuvalu is looking at your country like it's something to eat. He's also justified dumb, unthinking middle aged Floridan losers like yourself who think they were really onto something the time they had a head injury and hallucinated the world they wanted to live in.

    
    I've never lived in Florida. But back to Trump. He hasn't divided the country. The deep state media has done that. He makes us look weak? Why do you think that? Because that's what the talking head told you?
20. 2019-07-18 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung at some point, u would not be able to resist taking a drink.

    
    Make it liquor