Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-19 at 1:44 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Can we talk about owls again.
   
   Because they have fucking sonar built into their eye tubes
   
   Do not fuck with owls

   
   I hear there is a fascinating thread about over on newtoste. You should go check it out, and stay.
2. 2019-07-19 at 1:43 AM UTC in Get up ya bums
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist *bangs pots and pans running through NIS*
   
   I’m usually awake at this time 6 or 7 EST, and it’s my favorite time to post. Ya’ll are in bed nursing your hangovers,…………….to that?……I bang my pots louder.
   
   I know, I know, I woke you up! But, get yo asses up am moving, and no you can’t go back to sleep.
   
   As we know, it’s all about me

   
   It's so sad the way your husband doesn't give you the attention you crave.
3. 2019-07-19 at 1:41 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You could take a contract out on yourself. Depressed people do it all the time. 1-800-KILL-MEEE.

   
   
4. 2019-07-19 at 1:37 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung In college, you majored in plurality.

   
   I did not waste time or money on 4 years of brainwashing.
5. 2019-07-19 at 1:35 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung he loves to lie.

   
   QFT
6. 2019-07-19 at 1:35 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby SUCHA NIGGER FAT!
   
   
   
   

   
   Dude you cool but if that's the kind of music you like it's fucked.
7. 2019-07-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung speedy, how is spectral.

   
   Don't know
8. 2019-07-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung §m£ÂgØL actually told me that el chapo is a distant cousin of his family.

   
   Gollium says a lot of shit. He is an attention whore.
9. 2019-07-19 at 1:20 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist dude i was a teenage joyrider back in the early 90s. i can beat traffic if i want to. i've even mounted the sidewalk to lose pigs back in the day. anywhere that car will fit is an option.
   
   
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   Cool story bro
10. 2019-07-19 at 1:18 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m really trippin out..
    
    Years ago I used some techniques that a lady with muscular sclerosis taught me to better my life using the law of attraction ..
    And as I look around me ,I’ve attracted all the things I set out to
    
    I was doin In home care for her my life was not an abundant one
    
    Was about 25 ..And that lady saw something in me that touched her heart ..
    She made me watch a video about the law of attraction on the clock left me in the living room and told me to soak the video in..
    
    After the video she asked me what I thought..and she told me to do very specific things and I did them
    
    And years later ..I’m just not now looking around and realizing this lady basically changed my fuqn life man ..
    I mean obviously I worked for everything but I worked for everything I had before but was not as I am now..
    This is crazy
    *tokes*
    
    I mean wow
    
    The law of attraction is not a game

    
    
    
    Is that for real?
11. 2019-07-19 at 1:17 AM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourself
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Uh, who were you on Zoklet? I always assumed you were DH.

    
    I'll just let you keep guessing... Until yo get it right...
12. 2019-07-19 at 1:16 AM UTC in I have to go to NA
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG What, go to the store? That isn't 'doing stuff'. Do something worthwhile to better yourself.

    
    You should self-publish a book and show him how
13. 2019-07-19 at 1:15 AM UTC in Need Suggestions for Home Security
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Yeah but he's not I don't think, and when discussing fona mental health should be the primary thing that comes to mind. He doesn't seem like a criminal to me.

    
    You don't know jack boy
14. 2019-07-19 at 1:12 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Wow you're gullible.

    
    Wow your brown and fat
15. 2019-07-19 at 1:10 AM UTC in Lol @ the audience in the send her back video
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Even among trump supporters, you can see the unsettled faces as they realize the racist shit thats going on.
    
    This doesn't happen at democrat rallies, folks.

    
    You just saw what you wanted to see. I watched the event and saw great enthusiasm as always.
16. 2019-07-19 at 1:08 AM UTC in What % of folks that post here
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I don't drink but I smoke a couple doobies every night.
17. 2019-07-19 at 1:03 AM UTC in What would realistically happen if the U.S. pulled out from every war and international conflict they are involved in?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Pedo

    
    Really at a loss for words huh?
18. 2019-07-19 at 1:02 AM UTC in Imagine if you was a dog
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny any turtle live longer than human.

    
    The lifespan of a turtle varies greatly depending on the species of turtle. For example, a typical pet turtle can live between 10-80 years or so while larger species can easily live over 100 years.
19. 2019-07-19 at 12:48 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Do you feel it is fair and just that El Chapo was sentenced to life in prison, And is not allowed to ever have visits from his family?

    
    No, he is responsible for uncounted deaths. He should not be allowed to live.
20. 2019-07-19 at 12:47 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You forgot to add the word "claimed" into the 2nd sentence.

    
    Like I said, I've met him, twice. He ain't lyin.