Posts by Speedy Parker

2019-07-19 at 3:58 AM UTC in LANNY YOU FAGGOT GIVE ME A USERTITLE

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Originally posted by aldra they probe your butthole

I got an actual chuckle from that.

2019-07-19 at 3:53 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment

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Originally posted by GGG Lol obviously

I've had college grads as assistants, as employees, as underlings in management, and as bosses. Very few knew anything other than one specialized narrow area and the rest of their brain was washed. But if you wasted your time and money you are lost.

2019-07-19 at 3:48 AM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls

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Originally posted by Erekshun ^^^drunk post but I know what you meant.

Nah It was on purpose... Satire...

2019-07-19 at 2:41 AM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls

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Originally posted by -SpectraL I like to get paid in good weed. Saves me the time and trouble of buying it.

Youu said u don du drugs

2019-07-19 at 2:39 AM UTC in Pervy shit Trump has said about his daughter

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Originally posted by Number13 Relax, he said he promises to leave in 2024.

Yup, then DJT Jr.from 2024 through 2032, Eric Trump from 2032 through 2040 , Ivanna Trump from 2040 through 2048 (which will make Hillary roll in her grave), Tiffany Trump from 2048 through 2056, and then Baron Trump from 2056 through 2064.

2019-07-19 at 1:48 AM UTC in Get up ya bums

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Originally posted by Erekshun I didn't save any.

Is she just ugly or is she fat and ugly?

2019-07-19 at 1:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

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Originally posted by CandyRein No , I do not own my own yak.. I look at them at Durnam Sports in the mall but never copped one

Alpacas are nicer

2019-07-19 at 1:46 AM UTC in Get up ya bums

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Originally posted by Erekshun DH

Any surviving images?

2019-07-19 at 1:45 AM UTC in Pervy shit Trump has said about his daughter

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OP has TDS

2019-07-19 at 1:45 AM UTC in Get up ya bums

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Originally posted by Erekshun If you seen the bitch you'd know why.

That bad huh? Where did you see here?

2019-07-19 at 1:44 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?

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Originally posted by GGG Can we talk about owls again.

Because they have fucking sonar built into their eye tubes

Do not fuck with owls

I hear there is a fascinating thread about over on newtoste. You should go check it out, and stay.

2019-07-19 at 1:43 AM UTC in Get up ya bums

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Originally posted by Technologist *bangs pots and pans running through NIS*

I’m usually awake at this time 6 or 7 EST, and it’s my favorite time to post. Ya’ll are in bed nursing your hangovers,…………….to that?……I bang my pots louder.

I know, I know, I woke you up! But, get yo asses up am moving, and no you can’t go back to sleep.

As we know, it’s all about me

It's so sad the way your husband doesn't give you the attention you crave.

2019-07-19 at 1:41 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?

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Originally posted by -SpectraL You could take a contract out on yourself. Depressed people do it all the time. 1-800-KILL-MEEE.

2019-07-19 at 1:37 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment

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Originally posted by WellHung In college, you majored in plurality.

I did not waste time or money on 4 years of brainwashing.

2019-07-19 at 1:35 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition

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Originally posted by WellHung he loves to lie.

QFT

2019-07-19 at 1:35 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby SUCHA NIGGER FAT!

Dude you cool but if that's the kind of music you like it's fucked.

2019-07-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment

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Originally posted by WellHung speedy, how is spectral.

Don't know

2019-07-19 at 1:22 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition

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Originally posted by WellHung §m£ÂgØL actually told me that el chapo is a distant cousin of his family.

Gollium says a lot of shit. He is an attention whore.

2019-07-19 at 1:20 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?

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Originally posted by NARCassist dude i was a teenage joyrider back in the early 90s. i can beat traffic if i want to. i've even mounted the sidewalk to lose pigs back in the day. anywhere that car will fit is an option.

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Cool story bro

2019-07-19 at 1:18 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment

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Originally posted by CandyRein I’m really trippin out..

Years ago I used some techniques that a lady with muscular sclerosis taught me to better my life using the law of attraction ..
And as I look around me ,I’ve attracted all the things I set out to

I was doin In home care for her my life was not an abundant one

Was about 25 ..And that lady saw something in me that touched her heart ..
She made me watch a video about the law of attraction on the clock left me in the living room and told me to soak the video in..

After the video she asked me what I thought..and she told me to do very specific things and I did them

And years later ..I’m just not now looking around and realizing this lady basically changed my fuqn life man ..
I mean obviously I worked for everything but I worked for everything I had before but was not as I am now..
This is crazy
*tokes*

I mean wow

The law of attraction is not a game

Is that for real?

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