2019-07-19 at 1:28 AM UTC
They should get rid of speed limits, traffic signals and stop signs, as well as traffic cops. It works, I lived it in the Philippines.
2019-07-19 at 1:42 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Can we talk about owls again.
Because they have fucking sonar built into their eye tubes
Do not fuck with owls
2019-07-19 at 1:42 AM UTC
Matt you can always suicide by cop.
2019-07-19 at 1:45 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"And what day would you preferred to be killed, sir?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe a Monday... early afternoon?
That's fine. Would you rather be murdered by a male or female?
"No preference, but I'd prefer it be someone who can be quiet and has good creeping skills."
"Alright. We'll have someone out there first thing next week. We're offering a "First time/Last time" promotional coupon today on our deluxe Easy-Fit velvet coffins. Any interest?
"Sure. Sign me up. No sense being cheap on my own death."
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2019-07-19 at 3:33 PM UTC
Awhh, they're fwends nowww
2019-07-19 at 10:02 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I use my emergency flashers to get slow law abiding cunts out of my way
2019-07-19 at 10:05 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have 14 miles of dirt roads on my 25 mile commute
2019-07-20 at 9:54 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
now now settle down children
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