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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Okay, village idiot, I'll do that.
    So here you are with a freshly hurt butt and a new alt account. Oh, well let the punishment continue.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator ^ Penis suck successful

    How did it taste?
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls no matter what, it will always depend which way you look at it

    think outside the box you generic faggot

    Nothing depends on point of view. There is reality and there is perception aka point of view. Reality is not dependent on or affected by perception.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator How about you gently suck my penis while your hands are occupied with typing?

    ^Defeat announced
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung U in Georgia?

  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls it still depends which way you look at it

    It doesn't even matter if I look at it bozo
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Moreso, for the 'speaking' impaired.

    If you hear spoken voices when you read the internet you should share that with a mental health professional.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls it depends which way you look at it

    How I look at it has no bearing on what your brain is or is not capable of.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Found one inside my phone. It said FBI ACME SURPLUS on the side of it.

    I need that back please.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Sounds to much like work. How much would it pay?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr To do what?

    If you are referring to the lawyer I am talking about a criminal defense attorney. Does that clear things up for the thinking impaired?
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Doubt she's in the sequel.

    Maybe they could cast her as some lonely old hag who still hangs out at the local flyboy bar and laments to the female lead on how she wasted her youth whoring herself out to flyboys. That would keep it in line with the original chick flickness.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A 17yr old is fair game in most countries…she's legal. America is a bit rere when it comes to the realities of life…that being that the VAST majority of 17yr olds are getting more dick and pussy than all the 30/40/50yr olds combined.

    It varies from state to state in the US. For example in Nevada the age of legal consent is 15. But law or no law if I had a 15 year old daughter or grand-daughter and a 30 year old tired to get with her I would need a good lawyer.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls guess whos blood it is



    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Or shower, and they usually smell like year old BO.

    If by they smell like year old BO you mean from the waist down like a goats ass then yes.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls i was referring to the paragraph situation

    Was 5 sentences in a paragraph to long for your brain to digest in one bite?
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^triggered

    ^homeless/hopeless
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls wariat?

    Pineapple, the polish delicacy
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pimento cheese lol

    Get a small can of crushed pineapple and a small bag of crushed walnuts. Drain the crushed pineapple and allow it to dry for ten minutes or so on a plate covered with a few layers of paper towel. Meanwhile make sure the pimento cheese is chilled very well then mix the pineapple with the pimento cheese (I don't know what size cheese package you bought so use your judgement for the pineapple to cheese ratio making sure to keep it way to the cheesey side so it doesn't get runny). Mix in some of the crushed walnuts to taste reserving the bulk of the walnuts. When you have all thoroughly mixed lightly coat your palms with cooking oil or spray wiping off any excess and for the mixture into a ball (if it gets too warm from the mixing just chill it again in the bowl for a bit before forming the ball.) Once the cheese ball is formed spread out a liberal amount of the remainder of the walnuts on wax paper or tinfoil and roll the ball gently to coat it with the walnuts. Chill before serving with the cracker of your choice such as triscut or ritz etc
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator So you're a pussy. Cool story bro.

    Let's break this down so even you can get it. You claim to have dialed a number which you claim was answered by an unknown drunk person. Is that about the gist of it before I continue?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Get some fake blood packets for your mouth that you bite, while your at work bite it open and be like "oww fuck, a piece of my fuckin tooth broke off" get them to then the "blood" and just leave before anyone asks to see your busted tooth.

    Next day be like they fixed it already.

    Broken teeth don't bleed.
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