Method to get outta work early

1. 2019-07-23 at 5:33 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Get some fake blood packets for your mouth that you bite, while your at work bite it open and be like "oww fuck, a piece of my fuckin tooth broke off" get them to then the "blood" and just leave before anyone asks to see your busted tooth.
   
   Next day be like they fixed it already.
2. 2019-07-23 at 7:13 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   they faked a rugby injury doing the same thing
   
   
   
   
   
   wink at 0:37
3. 2019-07-23 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   the non-faggot version of american football
4. 2019-07-23 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Get some fake blood packets for your mouth that you bite, while your at work bite it open and be like "oww fuck, a piece of my fuckin tooth broke off" get them to then the "blood" and just leave before anyone asks to see your busted tooth.
   
   Next day be like they fixed it already.

   
   Broken teeth don't bleed.