Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-08-06 at 3:47 PM UTC in Its getting boring
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood (this is why sophie left btw was because hating nonces became hip and cool)

   
   

   1. It has never been not hip and cool to hate nonces.
   2. Sophie didn't leave NIS he left living.
2. 2024-08-06 at 3:43 PM UTC in New study links political ignorance and national narcissism to climate change denial
   

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   It blows my mind. They have been banging the global warming/climate change drum for 60+ years. Every 5 years they have moved the goal posts when the prediction of doom fails to manifest. In spite of all this, the current generation buys the shite like it's gospel.
   
   It's the same thing with Trump. Every accusation made, ever charge brought, (even the 34 felonies), the Steele dossier... (the list is exhaustive) have all evaporated one by one like the horseshit and gunsmoke they are constructed from. Yet everytime a new bullshit is born they all jump and shout with glee, "We got em this time".
   
   No matter hiw many times they are lied to they cling to the latest lies like ticks.
3. 2024-08-06 at 3:34 PM UTC in 𝗨𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗿𝘆🏴‍☠️ 🧌 🍖🏹🌋 𝗨𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗿𝘆 🗿 🦴 🔥 👹 🪨 🦕𝗨𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗿𝘆 🛖💪 🦖 🐗 🔞 𝗨𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗿𝘆 𝖀𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖆
   

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4. 2024-08-06 at 1:49 PM UTC in Its getting boring
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   The OP is an argument for no term limit abortions.
5. 2024-08-06 at 1:47 PM UTC in I am getting married
   

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6. 2024-08-06 at 1:44 PM UTC in We Just Lived Through Two of the Hottest Days Ever. Does Anyone Care?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's just more of an incentive to build that Dyson sphere sooner

   
   Ringworld
7. 2024-08-06 at 1:39 PM UTC in I used all my welfare to buy a gaming laptop!!!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You have to go back 20 years to get a game worth playing. The vast majority of modern games are utter shit.

   
   I can agree with that on many levels.
8. 2024-08-06 at 1:31 PM UTC in PETITION TO CHANGE 'CLIMATE CHANGE' TO
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Different breed, I'm talking about the ones that will rise here on Earth in the next 3 million years after we vacate the premises.

   
   Like the P45's on Why Files?
   
   @25:00
   
   
9. 2024-08-06 at 1:26 PM UTC in I used all my welfare to buy a gaming laptop!!!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe That's part of the problem. I don't really know anything about computers anymore and don't really know what I'm after. I need a new computer to do basic computer stuff on like reading emails and doing paperwork, but would also like to be able to play modern games and not have to upgrade it much for awhile.

   
   Im quite happy with both of my predator helios from acer
10. 2024-08-06 at 1:24 PM UTC in PETITION TO CHANGE 'CLIMATE CHANGE' TO
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Humanity hasn't really done much to care about has it. Sure they invented digital watches…but that's about it. Humanity is the worse infection Earth has ever had.
    
    The reptilians will do a much better job.

    
    The reptilians created us. We were gold mining slaves in the "Garden of Eden".
11. 2024-08-06 at 1:22 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow Prove it, coward.

    
    
12. 2024-08-06 at 5:27 AM UTC in I am getting married
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    There goes the gene pool.
13. 2024-08-06 at 5:26 AM UTC in I used all my welfare to buy a gaming laptop!!!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The keyboard on a laptop is all wrong for gaming.

    
    USB port keyboard, no different than a desktop.
    
    
14. 2024-08-06 at 3:57 AM UTC in unban scq
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Scrawny The 👻
15. 2024-08-06 at 3:55 AM UTC in Are you looking forward to the big war with Iran?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Inspector Clouseau.

    
    Shhh, be quiet Kato, and go to your room.
    
    
16. 2024-08-06 at 3:49 AM UTC in I used all my welfare to buy a gaming laptop!!!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nothing better than playing an action game on a 20 inch monitor.

    
    You have heard of multiple diplays right?
17. 2024-08-06 at 3:48 AM UTC in So Ive been egtting threatening message slately
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Lanny is a WMD Woman Man Dicksucker.
18. 2024-08-06 at 2:13 AM UTC in I used all my welfare to buy a gaming laptop!!!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You should have got a PC instead. Best for gaming. All laptops are shit, even at their best.

    
    You are hopelessly stuck in the 90s
19. 2024-08-06 at 2:12 AM UTC in Are you looking forward to the big war with Iran?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm a good guesser?

    
    Busted yourself again dumbass
20. 2024-08-06 at 2:12 AM UTC in Vintage Garage Sale Computers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    You're just too easy to wind up and stick in a corner.