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  1. Madman African Astronaut
    Anyone have any ideas?
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    I pretended to be a feminist to date a girl once, "If your feminism isn't intersectional it's not feminism" I still don't know what the point of feminism is but I fucked her and didn't pay for much of her shit, She still calls me sometimes because I'm a real smooth talker and make good friends with the girls I date. Always compliment them on their character and personality and if you can tell them they have a beautiful nature, be a good listener and be their best friend, Every girlfriend I've had has called me months to years later and I fuck them again.
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    Hydro is the love of my life, I don't feel loved unless a girl gives me aids.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    No, Its just the psychosis talking.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    I hate strip clubs, I would honestly rather be rejected than have a girl feign affection for me. I go to flea markets and thrift stores and hit on girl there because I like those places so we already have that in common, it works pretty well for me.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    I let this guy borrow a half ounce of weed so he could sell it and pay me back what I paid for it but he ripped me off, that was two years ago. Unfortunately for this guy I have access to facebook accounts that aren't mine but are friends with him. I found his house based off a picture he posted from the inside of his house looking out a window and I knew the road he lived on. Made out with fifty bucks and handful of tylenol 3's. There was a lot more expensive shit I could have taken but I don't want to pawn that shit and I just kind of enjoy the power trip of invading his home. I feel pretty succesful but that just might be the codiene. I doubt he will know he got ripped off for a while and then probably blame his girlfriend or something. Revenge is sweet.

    If any LE is reading this obviously I am just acting hard to look cool like all the illegal things people admit to on this site. We're all just frontin brah.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    I don't trust blotter paper anymore, the chances of it being DOC or some mystery chinese synthetic are too high.
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    I can always tell when someone has done acid too many times, schrooms are much better and you should really only do them like once a year. Opiates definitely do less long term damage than pretty much any other drug as long as you can put yourself through withdrawal when you need to. They aren't for the weak willed.
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    I helped him out the last time he was in prison and shes too broke of a bitch to even keep a phone on so they can talk, I'm a quality bro and my friends know it.
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    I threatened to smack the shit out of my heroin dealers gf and she backed down real quick and it was pretty funny. Its even more funny that my dealer and me are still cool. Its my world bitch.
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    You have to take Crouton on an empty stomache or it just won't do much or take forever to kick in. Swallowing any drug needs to be done on an empty stomache.
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    You should pretend to be the girl in your picture so Bill Krozby can get off by telling the best way to rape women.
  13. Madman African Astronaut
    Its morphine without a doubt, if any of you say meth I'm going to shove a script of xanax and a gram of meth up your ass then sew it shut. My heroin dealer went to jail and now I have no decent drugs and I want some godamn morphine. I think I'm going to go wreck my motorcycle at 80 mph on a gravel road.
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    I feel empathy when I hurt other people on purpose, it feels good.
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    You know what they say about big assholes...
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    Everyone from any city is a giant pussy.
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    I get shit because I don't want to be a dick to somewhat racist homeless guys. Institutional racism is one thing but personal racism is a thought crime, I can be nice to these guys and influence them or I can be a dick and reaffirm everything they know.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    I just don't see pedo shit on backpage or much sex trafficking in america period, maybe i'm oblivious.
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    Its the governments job to enforce morality as hammered out by judeo christian cultures, humans are too stupid for democracy and need totalitarianism to keep them from eating each other, eventually all these "ineffective" laws will be under threat of death.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    I make buckshot but not any rifle rounds or slugs, I have a 30 30 that I hunt with but I'm looking for something flashy that has no purpose for hunting, I'm looking to spend 600-700 USD and just want something that is scary looking and that people would want to ban
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