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Posts by Madman

  1. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm Bill Krozbyes kids step dad now. I'm telling her what a bastard her dad and telling her her daddy showed her how to give a blowjob wrong. What kind of bastard tells his daughter to use teeth?
  2. Madman African Astronaut
    SEXually aggressive
  3. Madman African Astronaut
    I never tried any chinese mystery drugs that people call sythetics, i heard chinamen just piss on stuff and sell it to american headshops. I get all the chinese piss I want from budweiser.
  4. Madman African Astronaut
    Osama bin ladens sister is way hotter and can ululate way better.
  5. Madman African Astronaut
    I already posted a selfie a while ago, talk about your rogan appreciation or how musk might be an ok guy now that he went on rogans podcast or stfu weak bitches who think pushing shoppiing carts counts as a work out.
  6. Madman African Astronaut
    You look like shit, your neck looks weak, your facial hair looks like pubes, you need to take a shower cuz your hair is greasy and you need a haircut. Fix all those things to not look like a bitch.
  7. Madman African Astronaut
    Its called a suppository when you shove it up your ass......fam.
  8. Madman African Astronaut
    I'm six foot, weigh 170 and and bench 245, when was the last time you were outside?
  9. Madman African Astronaut
    Spectral is the only acceptable old man, enjoy your ED and taking your lack of sexual viability out on younger males, idiots pass on genetics and old men that have no ideas to pass on should be gassed
  10. Madman African Astronaut
    Rogan is way more experienced than I am and I could kill you with my hands in about ten different ways, there is no irony, rogan is cultural refuge for young white males that hate the right and left, god damn you are fucking stupid
  11. Madman African Astronaut
    Since when did friday night mean shit? Friday night was cool when I drank mountain dew and and hooked a bunch of xboxs together but since then it doesn't mean shit. Saturday night means young and dumb girls at clubs but i've probably got to work and am too pissed off to pick up chicks. friday night pssh, stress is all day everyday except for when I consume ENOUGH drugs
  12. Madman African Astronaut
    please do, have to aggressively pass those fucktards every god damn day

  13. Madman African Astronaut
    the denial is lulzy, you don't like rogan cuz your a jealous ass beta bitch, rogan would kick most peoples asses and is not overhyped in any way whatsoever
  14. Madman African Astronaut
    Wasn't talking to you but sure we can do this you stupid old man, I can just wait for you to die and dig up your body and take a shit in your corpse, I'm not joking when I say that old people need to be limited to one hour of internet a day, go back to facebook and press f to praise jesus fucknut
  15. Madman African Astronaut
    rogan would kick your ass pussy
  16. Madman African Astronaut
    My interest in this forum just fuckin plummeted over the past few weeks. I'm too sober and I wanna get monged hardcore but I guess I just be uninterested in life forever. I work and read books all day now, I've got an idea for a business and I'm looking into what I need to put it into action. I think you could fuck over anyones business if you operate it yourself and don't charge admin fees. All the same, I blame dh for my disinterest in this forum and truly hate some of the fucking trash from that site and how the same 3 fuckfaces have half the front page full of bullshit. Fuck you hookers, fuck you in your stupid asses. I truly hope you get cancer and you know who I'm talking to. If your PI ever slips I'm putting a rusty aids needle up your asshole and you can try to shit it out without getting infected. I'd go to bed with your asshole lubed up if I were you. eat shit and die
  17. Madman African Astronaut
    I haven't watched the whole thing but I'm pretty sure musk only takes one hit. I like musk a whole lot more now and see him as more than just a rich boy.
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock amateurs

    Didn't you suggest tannerite? That shit is fucking weak, its legal for a reason, only good for long distance target practice.
  19. Madman African Astronaut
    During my last day of high school during an assembly I had a big ass plastic bag that I filled full of air and popped between my hands. It ensued some chaos and screaming and was hilarious, a girl told me I looked like a school shooter so I decided just to see how people would react and have a final fuck you. You can do this in any crowded area and it may very well make a lot of people freak out and may even start a stampede.

    Sparkler bombs are legit though, I recorded one exploding and watched it frame by frame, the tape blows up to the size of a watermelon and then pops, its like popping the most industrial balloon ever made, I've never showed it to people and not have people jump out of their chairs, you really need hearing protection, unless you are trying to kill someone its a great bomb and guaranteed to be louder than ANY firework.
  20. Madman African Astronaut
    Prettyhatemachine, was sandy hook a false flag attack? What about the boston bombing?
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