2018-11-02 at 9:37 PM UTC
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NIS propaganda council
I am the chairman of the NIS propaganda council and I'm accepting applications. What we do is pretend to have worked with each other and give each other character and professsional witnesses. Through this we can confirm for each other that we held certain jobs and have experience in things that we want. We lie for each other so that we can gain jobs, money, and influence that otherwise would not be accessible to us. This allows us to lie extensively on our resumes and get away with it because the world is rightfully ours. Apply or have your DNA discontinued.
How do you get a welfare from a country that your not a citizen of? Don't they have trannies in kenya?
2018-11-01 at 6:33 PM UTC
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Vote Here
if party hat machine is a faggot say aye, he keeps sending me pictures of himself eating corn dogs suggestively and asking how much money I want for him to give me a rimjob
2018-10-26 at 1:36 AM UTC
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Guess what dumbass bitches
If you bring your body into a public place I am free to look at it you fucking retards. I can stare directly at your tits all damn day long if I feel like it. I generally don't just to be polite but I want you to know that it is within my rights as A GOT DAMN AMERICAN.
Carl Sagan 2020
I didn't get hired for a job I was fully qualified for and I think it has something to do with a past employer talking trash on me. I've had some people that didn't like me at past jobs and I want to know what my previous employers are saying about me. I'm going to call them up and say I'm fucky mcfuckface at ass blasting dildoes incorporated and I want know about "me" and how I performed at previous jobs. If anyone knows how these kinds of calls go I would like information about that because I will just be winging it so far. I'm professional as fuck so I'm pretty damn sure they will buy it but if you have any ideas or opinions please let them be known.
2018-10-24 at 5:37 PM UTC
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Who sent those bombs?
Was it the alt right or antifa? There is precedence for antifa and blm doing this shit to their own people.
eat a habanero, thats how I quit smoking
He has had more front page flushes than us...
2018-10-09 at 5:29 PM UTC
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Fucking dog owners...
I prefer to cum in the dog owner, maybe you shouldnt walk your dog so suggestively if you don't want to be raped, sluts.
They don't prosecute it really because it would discourage future people that lied about rape from coming clean and telling the truth. its fucked
Just fuck her you bitch ass pussy. hate fuck is good fuck
Kavanaugh = patriot act and he needs to be fucked in the ass and It doesn't fucking matter if what she said is true or not. There is only one american answer to the question security vs. freedom and the question was only asked by the media for the media. each party is a leg marching towards authoritarianism.
2018-10-05 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Do you like tits?
If there are three things that I like its titties butts and turtles
pretend you are uropene and hit on american girls, real uropenes scam the shit out of american girls
2018-10-05 at 1:26 AM UTC
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My new pastime
I listen to nin and local h and watch cam girls glitch around. I think its a better music video, its like being at a strip club but you don't have to interact with anyone or listen to shitty music. Just stare dispassionately into someone elses life.
2018-10-01 at 7:34 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
I like to deepthroat my paycheck AFTER i get it cashed in nickels.
You should be fucking ur queen and working on becoming king.
2018-10-01 at 7:17 PM UTC
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Killing myself on my birthday
I'll donate one hundred dollars to the NRA for every user that shoots themselves.
2018-10-01 at 7:15 PM UTC
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Is it gay?
If I suck my own dick? I can do it but need to know if it makes me gay or not, being straight is a minefield of gay traps to worry about
Put your shrooms in the warmest water that your tap will put out and the water will turn blue because its full of drugs.
