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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Enter I'm sorry, did you just call me a hobo?

    Wipe the dried sperm out of your eyes son and open them maybe you can read better.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Wipe the dried sperm out of your eyes son and open them maybe you can read better.

    Oh.

    That's much worse.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Enter I'll pick being a jedi, it comes with money.

    tbh I thought of converting just for the connections I would get at the synagogue.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by antinatalism daily reminder that the only beautiful vaginas are 2D waifu's vaginas

    I lol'd. Do you have a hentai waifu pillow?
  5. #25
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger tbh I thought of converting just for the connections I would get at the synagogue.

    Unless you have one hell of a nose they'll be able to tell what you're doing
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    DECEIVING jediS: HOOKNOSE AND SINKER!
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by antinatalism tbh I'm kinda disappointed, I thought that the amount of kikery in this forum was lower. we have lot of work to do.
    Vaginas are disgusting.
    let's do an experiment: masturbate right now and after the ejaculation try to see a vagina. you'll recognize that is one of the most unpleasant-looking thing you've ever seen. have you ever wondered why gynecologist hate vaginas so much? that's because when you look at the female genital from a rational viewpoint you'll realize that is abhorrent. it resembles a dadaist work painted by a retarded ukrainian shepherd

    Wow I was wondering how long until someone brought up Ukrainian shepards. Not cool man.
  8. #28
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie I lol'd. Do you have a hentai waifu pillow?
    of course, my lovely sophie. I have a senjougahara's pillow (bakemonogatari). tbh it's only sex with senjougahara. my real platonic love is with lain. but I do not want to sully her perfect soul with my sinful and wicked thoughts
  9. #29
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sex and orgasms are incredibly crude pleasures. Pay close attention the next time you masturbate or have sex. The simplistic/primitive dynamics (The pole with nerve endings concentrated near the tip, designed to penetrate deeply, the shape of the head possibly having been designed to scoop out competitors semen due to humanity's horrific relatively recent past, and present for many, is inserting into a cavity lightly ridged for added stimulation, which secretes mucus to self-lubricate, tightening via the surrounding muscles, the cervix having been found to dip down during orgasm, in a scooping motion, increasing the chance of pregnancy. Tab a goes into slot b and moves back and forth until a critical threshold is reached.) aside, focus on the feeling, it's like having your dopamine receptors tickled in the crudest manner.

    Euphoria is the highest pleasure, the most magnificent form being wholly removed from sex. If you have never felt pleasures greater than sex, that truly is a pitiful thing.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Malice Euphoria is the highest pleasure, the most magnificent form being wholly removed from sex. If you have never felt pleasures greater than sex, that truly is a pitiful thing.

    Spoken like a true virgin.
  11. #31
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Spoken like a true virgin.

    Spoken like someone who has led a crude unfulfilling life (I'm not one to talk, tbh) and has never experienced higher pleasures beyond animalistic desires.

    Your dopamine receptors are fried from excessive meth use anyway. You're a neurological has-been and it's only downhill from here, boyo.

    Try psychedelics and low dose meth and then come back to me, if you don't end up in the psych ward.
  12. #32
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
  13. #33
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I hate people who wear sweat pants in public, fuck you, keep you pajamas at home asshole.
  14. #34
    Malice, how can you say you haven't ever felt pleasures greater than sex if you've never had sex? There's no greater feeling than dumping your seed into a bent over chick
  15. #35
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger niggasin space

    they dont realized its in the programming to hate sucubuz but they didnt knew so they wear it
  16. #36
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by reject Malice, how can you say you haven't ever felt pleasures greater than sex if you've never had sex? There's no greater feeling than dumping your seed into a bent over chick

    wen approched by hoes
    say no & redose
  17. #37
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject Malice, how can you say you haven't ever felt pleasures greater than sex if you've never had sex? There's no greater feeling than dumping your seed into a bent over chick

    I can emulate it in my mind and determine that it isn't worth engaging in.
  18. #38
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Mid 20s handholdless virgin autist determines that sex is "worth doing" because he's emulated it in his mind.
  19. #39
    bling bling Dark Matter
    ya wot happens if a apprentice gets trappdt by a scuucuny and get laced wif acids and liqwid x and the suvuby rapes his mind if ygm fam
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Malice I can emulate it in my mind and determine that it isn't worth engaging in.

    It is. Just get back on your steroids, hire the dirtiest hooker you can and fuck her til you fill her up. You'll have a whole new outlook on life
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