Originally posted by Lanny
Every long term relationship I've been in has either been a lot of work that ultimately amounts to nothing or a big timesink that might be fun but sure isn't productive.
Women are kinda gay tbqhfam
Women, who needs them. A sleepover with the right male friend, using the right combination of drugs, will have your desires satisfied far better than a woman ever could.
Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-23T07:35:10.674346+00:00
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Originally posted by thelittlestnigger
As you do it, do a facebook live video. That shit would be cray.
I've said this before, I yearn for the day a spree killing is properly livestreamed.
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Originally posted by Number13
That's why I thought it was a scam but I pretty much don't exist so I'm not sure how a scammer could get my details either.
You should have written return to sender on the front and "moved, left no forwarding address" on the back. Read this tip a while ago and it can prevent people from ever contacting you again.
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Originally posted by Sophie
Pharma speedball 80mg Oxy + 50mg methylphenidate. Holy fucking braingasm.
Proceeding as planned...
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Originally posted by aldra
oh, and many of the 'official' primary sources used to 'prove' aspects of the holocaust read like insane fiction. I'll see if I can track some examples down, but someone recently showed me a document written by a jedi camper about his experiences - there was a section in it where he claims that a group of jedis were intentionally starved for weeks by German officers, who then slathered one of them with marmalade - the rest of the starving group began to eat the marmalade off of him, became ravenous and ate him to death. Other sections of this account have been used in official reports.
another I read about a long time ago was an excerpt cited and used as supporting evidence in multiple WWII university courses discussing extermination procedures - reading the text in it's entirety though, as opposed to just the excerpt, the author talks about 'hundreds of pregnant women being burned alive' in a giant oven - and that he'd seen their burning children explode from their stomachs.
Hahah, I started laughing when I read those alleged stories.
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Originally posted by the holy ghost
You're such a waste of life. Spend all day online hating everyone and telling them they're pathetic, when you haven't had a real conversation with another human being in a decade. Instead you think you can substitute genuine human affection and happiness with statistics, that you interpret in your own favor to tell yourself what you're doing isn't killing you. Everything you write is you obsessing over your own mental and bodily processes. Nothing you do means anything, it's like watching a wild animal react to it's impulses in a calculated manner, to try to attain a fleeting feeling of contentment while being trapped in an isolation chamber. Throw in an experimental environmental cue and see how the creature introduces it into the self-preservation toolkit, to prevent it's own suicide from the totally emptiness of it's existence. You really should kill yourself. You're so maladjusted to life you've proudly become your own lab rat.
Duh.
Translation: Stop stating the obvious as if you're providing profound insights.
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*CRASHES THROUGH WALL*
WHO SAID TENDIES?! WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?! GIVE ME THE TENDIES!
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2016-12-18 at 5:22 AM UTC
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im just sitting here
Too late to get weed so I'm getting drunk, I'm pretty sick of being conscious for today. Fast forward to tomorrow.
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You know, being a hoarder/slob could be a really could defense against raids. Just sprinkle some drug residue everywhere and have some medical marijuana around.
Came to mind due to an album I saw of a renovation/flip someone did on a foreclosed hoarder's house. "Well, fuck it, I quit."
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2016-12-18 at 5:04 AM UTC
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Crippling alcoholics thread
Of course not, I would simply desist from citing that study in support of my views. :smug:
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In reality 75p is the default avatar size and Lanny is too incompetent to figure out how to change it.
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2016-12-17 at 7:16 AM UTC
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How to start a cult?
You could also rise near the top of the hierarchy and have access to young girls you can exploit.
It’s worth the risk.
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Originally posted by Lanny
better dead than a hiki, like I always say
A while back you stated that you sometimes wondered what my problem was because you believed you’d be perfectly happy just stimming your days away.
Tbh, Lanny, despite everything going for you you just aren’t the kind of guy others want to be, even out of curiosity.
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2016-12-16 at 12:20 PM UTC
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Vegans.
I’m going to rape you one day, RisiR.
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2016-12-16 at 1:54 AM UTC
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I got my ears pierced today.
Get a bullet piercing through your brain.
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Dispensaries deliver here and have long hours. You never have to travel far to find one. We even have services like these:
http://www.businessinsider.com/eaze-app-can-get-you-doctors-note-and-bag-of-weed-in-10-minutes-2015-6
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2016-12-16 at 12:24 AM UTC
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Got a better paying job
Originally posted by blackbird
In my reality I’m a magical princess and I live in a giant castle on a mountain and I can fly. :)
Kill.yourself.
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