User Controls
Posts by Discount Whore 2.0
-
2017-07-15 at 7 PM UTC in conor mcgregor is an absolute faggot
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You are retarded. Sorry but did you even watch Pacquiao Vs Mayweather? Manny Pacquiao is one of the most intelligent boxers to ever live, and he was also not just technically impressive but aggressive as fuck. Floyd is just close to perfect. Every time Manny got remotely close, he clinched him, forced him back. Floyd is an excellent boxer, don't be a moron.
He was not aggressive
See golovkin for aggressive
boxers aren't aggressive anymore -
2017-07-15 at 6:05 PM UTC in conor mcgregor is an absolute faggot
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Floyd is amazing at this sport. He surgically dissects fighters. He has the greatest infrastructure around him that any boxer has ever had in terms of analysis and training. Conor is losing no matter what unless the match is rigged.
fightingmayweather is like getting fucked in the ass by the IRS
Mayweather only appears good because all his matches are rigged. Even aggressive fighters change their tactics when they fight mayweather, he couldnt handle an aggressive fighter because he cant take a hit. Everyone always tries to outtech him and theyll never be able to -
2017-07-15 at 5:22 PM UTC in conor mcgregor is an absolute faggotI hope that McGregor goes for the knockout. That's the only way he can win. Mayweather will dance around him otherwsie because he's a dancer not a boxer. Technical boxing is boring. I prefer boxers like Golovkin
-
2017-07-15 at 5:17 PM UTC in What's the rarest drug you've tried?marijuana but i didnt inhale
-
2017-07-15 at 5:15 PM UTC in I want to share this sex letter written by James JoyceFor the curious
Blackguard:.
a person, particularly a man, who behaves in a dishonorable or contemptible way.
abuse or disparage (someone) scurrilously.
My favorite section of the quoteYou had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.
James Joyce had a refined fart fetish -
2017-07-15 at 5:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
-
2017-07-15 at 5:50 AM UTC in my dad is alive
-
2017-07-15 at 5:48 AM UTC in The two most unintelligent posters on this siteBill Krozby whores himself out for meth because he has no morals and even less self respect
-
2017-07-15 at 5:43 AM UTC in I want to share this sex letter written by James Joycedid you pull yourself off
-
2017-07-15 at 3:46 AM UTC in Can anybody suggest any more music like this?If you're feeling down:
If you're feeling a little more upbeat:
Also pretty sure I heard Crywank (hate them, wife loves them) play these exact same chords:
-
2017-07-15 at 3:42 AM UTC in I want to share this sex letter written by James JoyceTIL nobody on this site has the attention span to read James Joyce let alone read a few paragraphs.
-
2017-07-15 at 3:41 AM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youOne of the most consistently entertaining posters on the site.
-
2017-07-15 at 2:25 AM UTC in How Many Calories Did You Consume Today?~3,000 calories
I count because I am healthy and watch nutrition very closely. -
2017-07-15 at 2:20 AM UTC in Baby Boomers cannot grasp the concept of personal responsibility
-
2017-07-15 at 1:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwe should all kill ourselves on this blessed day
-
2017-07-15 at 1:51 AM UTC in I want to share this sex letter written by James JoyceAuthor of Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake if you don't know who he is
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. -
2017-07-15 at 1:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by cerakote im currently playing the stalker games, havent really had the desire to play runescape recently.
also ive lost over 10lb in the last few weeks, weighed myself earlier and i was 255.6lb but i havent taken a shit today, ive eaten, and drank alot of fluids since then so more like 254
STALKER is amazing -
2017-07-14 at 5:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Sophie Real talk. You've never had a proper opiate experience if you seriously believe that. Besides there's a billion flavors. Sniff some oxy and you will have a rush and a good nod for about 6 hours. Injecting morphines makes a mongolroy cozy as fuck for a couple hours too. Fentanyl feels more stimulating especially when injected or intranasal, buprenorphine feels stimulating too if you take it transbucal or sublingual at least.
Here's the thing though. First couple times doing opiates will be less enjoyable than all the times you do after. It's as if your brain needs to acclimatize to the stuff before you get best results. Not kidding.
This or he lacks that one enzyme that helps him process opiates, had a friend like that -
2017-07-14 at 5:32 AM UTC in my dad is aliveMy dad raped my mom and filmed it but thankfully he's dead
-
2017-07-13 at 7:30 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above youshe has nice eyes
