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Posts by Discount Whore 2.0

  1. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    she wants fresh supple cheeks, if your ass is up to her standards you get nudes, thems the rules
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Malice my wife said this about your offer. I hounded her to type but she lost motivation

    "Tell him that hes really sweet but unless he posts ass pics I'm not interested"

    She wants your ass brother. I can send pics if you do so the dicks of trt are up to you
  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Congratulations, I didn't read AND I didn't watch the GIF

    fuck, that got me
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by DocFoster Yes bling, you are correct. I'm sure a seal COULD eat an otter! :) :) :)
    Gold star for you my smart little man

    this post made me wake up my kid laughing fuck
  5. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    You should ask for permission before you spread people's personal stories hydro, especially if youre planning on selling thiss
  6. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Scron will have children but it will just end up like the baby scene from trainspotting
  7. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Not much, like 12 oz, I could have made it less

    12oz is a hell of a lot of water for some poppy tea
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Does anybody have suggestions for a 21 year old birthday present which arent money or booze?

    My sister stole my idea and is doing a 'booze Easter basket'

    Do I just buy a bunch of fidget spinners? What the hell do 21 year olds like
  9. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    hydro get a goddamn editor or five if you write a book so it doesn't become 700 pages of T-PAIN, mdma feels, and horses

    nobody wants to read about your mushy totse stuff, it sounds like the most boring book ever. You have so many fucked up stories to write about instead
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Malice, I already have two kids, I don't need a third. Also they're boys not girls.

    The only thing you have to offer me that I'm interested in is your body. My wife... she might get some pleasure out of making you her sub. I dont know that the third child thing would appeal, more like slavery. I have a pair of slave leia panties that I wear sometimes for her. Though I will admit the idea of moulding you into my own sex being is appealing as hell, but you're a long ways from Idaho.

    Dont think youd be happy here with my kids and all and because of my kids it would never happen (among other reasons) but since you asked nicely I'll show my wife the post and have her post in here for giggles. She likes reading your posts
  11. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    she could be the next james joyce
  12. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 hydro took mdma

    was just kidding that time but now im convinced hydro actually took mdma
  13. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    malice is god
  14. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yes, you don't know him like I do. You're too shallow to see his true character, underneath his protective shell.

    EDIT: not saying this as an insult, but a lot of people, not just you miss his true character, and his empathetic traits, because he sometimes comes off as a dick and a robot. It's there though… he's a good soul.

    Post last edited by hydromorphone at 2017-07-18T22:53:17.231394+00:00

    in five days you will be posting about how depressed you are just like malice goes through his manic cycles

    youre talking about a guy who brags about destroying people. Treating people like shit overpowers "good souls" I mean hitler loved dogs
  15. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    hydro took mdma
  16. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Think about this, Mal: You have always tried to raise people up

    are we thinking of the same malice??
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone The other night I was hallucinating my dog who died on my birthday this year… I heard his bark… I smelled him fill the room…. I accept that I'm probably just crazy, but sometimes I really can feel a spirit of someone I love coming to comfort me when shit is bad…

    do you tell your therapist about this?
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice Getting to spend a few hours on the moon with a loved one who passed sounds like an incredible trip.

    Lol, I didn't know who you were talking about in the third paragraph. At first I thought you may have worded it improperly and it was a childhood memory of you riding on someone's back, likely your father. Then I thought it was an incredibly cliche moment you'd had with a boyfriend or your ex-husband, something straight out of a women's romance novel.

    Finally I realized it was a horse and that you calling him "my boy" threw me off just like the time you recently referred to your dogs as your family.

    I thought the exact same thing haha
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i just have little binges now, then i use a small bit over the next couple of days. if i binge for a few days and don't do that i will feel mild withdrawals. i think that might be what hydro refers to as tapering down.




    .

    I'm assuming she just got more because she's an addict lol
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Kinkou If you go straightedge long enough then waking up sober will feel like rolling

    You'll be bitching about caffeine and sugar then

    Feeling healthy and happy is the second best high in the world.

    Opiates are the first.
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