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Posts by Discount Whore 2.0

  1. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    it would be a great prank to put that on a plaque and set it up underneath
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Oh, so with that logic, straight females would like to watch 2 homos ass bang. Gross. INB4 Accusations of homophobia.

    Hey Captain Falcon, Watching straight porn is straight, Watching dudes bang other dudes is gay , Watching lesbians scissor & eat each other out is boring as fuckwho watches this shit. What's porn without penetration?

    idk when they do closeups on scissoring its pretty hot. I also saw a porn where they did a scissor orgy and the sound could've made the pope's dick hard
  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    My youngest just took a shit on the kitchen floor. Nothing in life has prepared me for this
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I mean, making a hole in a coconut, placing some potent Cannabis in a Coconut, somehow patch the hole so no smoke comes out and cooking it.

    The coconut would crack and explode from pressure i think
  5. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    What? Are you talking about smoking it through a coconut?? There is fat in coconuts so you would lose some of the cannabinoids
  6. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Actually I'm gonna factory reset my account anyway cause I realize I shouldn't be on a site with losers like you.

    Who was this?
  7. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I bet that's your answer to every penis problem you come across.

    theres an implication here but im not sure what it is
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    all the jedi-haters call jedis manipulators until africa's current state comes into the picture, then africans are just stupid handsome and well tanned individuals
  9. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Dumpster diving like Rizzo now?

    Dumpster diving is an honorable American pastime
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    speaking of registration, lanny when are you opening it up again because my wife wants to make an acct now.
  11. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by cerakote how about if i want to see her tits? i want to see them…

    aren't you like 16?
  12. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by mmQ Google 'butt' and that's mine. Every image. Mine.

    my wife has seen your pics, she isnt interested
  13. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Post weird shit that you find here.

    Infant Circumcision Trainer, White (also there's a black one)

    https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer-White/dp/B0083Y0W26/ref=pd_sbs_121_6?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0083Y0W26&pd_rd_r=DY0B6PGF8K7VAWAATXRD&pd_rd_w=Kwd92&pd_rd_wg=X4Hb3&psc=1&refRID=DY0B6PGF8K7VAWAATXRD

    Helped me become a master swordsman- Probably the best circumcision trainer out there. I've noticed that my sword skills have definitely improved after training with this product.

    We are expecting our first born next month, do I need a medical license? or can I go pro like Abraham?

    55 gallon drum of lube

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I2JQNVFG8SBHEL&colid=3R0DJJK6OY3H5

    Does TSA make you provide your own cause I fly a lot?
    Answer:
    Unfortunately the TSA doesn't provide it for you. On the plus side, with a restriction of 3.4 ounces for a carry-on amount you'll have enough for 2074 flights. And a little to spare to share with the stewardesses!

    As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.

    How long can i use this product. how many days does it last?
    Answer:
    enough that you can leave in you will for your children
  14. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    malice my wife is sad that you didnt want to see her tits. You didnt have to request, she just wanted to play a game with you she was offering man
  15. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Yea but it's not really bad getting it down, just chug it all in one go and have some oj as a chaser or something and it's pretty much nothing

    youre supposed to use as little water as possible so that the seeds rub together cuz all the good stuff is in the waxy outside

    when i used to do tea it was like 1 or 2oz of water just so the seeds could rub and mix freely. you dont want them swimming
  16. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I knew kids in high school that ate I think it was…'moon seeds' and said that he saw him self die, like an outer body experience type of thing. He could have been full of shit but I had heard of other people having outer body experiences with " moon seeds" too. (Honestly, idk what they are, have you heard of them:?)
    It's one thing to think you've died while your tripping, it's a whole other charade of mental illness for that Jenny girl who continued to believe for up to a year that she might be dead.

    if you plant them does it grow a moon
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Such a disgusting whore of a time that will be.

    a rip roaring whore time!
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    hella is a retard kinkou, everybody knows it. just ignore him and feel bad for his kids
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice I didn't even want nudes. I don't care about women (or men, of course). I simply provided them out of a sense of courtesy.

    Requesting nudes from a lady is far too distasteful.

    malice malice malice
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    kill yourself cuck
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