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  1. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    im white but i wish i was black
  2. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    hydro your kid is 2 right? get him those books with the textures.

    if you come pick them up ill give you a whole box of books that my kids dont want/need anymore

    edit: hydro im in Idaho but LANNY WONT LET ME POST ANYMORE TODAY BECAUSE SCRON CUCKED IT UP

    Post last edited by Discount Whore 2.0 at 2017-07-12T03:08:49.387830+00:00
  3. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Why is everybody here so racist
  4. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Lanny why can't I thank any posts?
  5. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by sploo im gonna start renting out really cheap apartments called drug ingesting dens

    nothing can go wrong
  6. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Malice She watches Boku no Hero?!?! What a lucky man, it sounds like you found a rare one, such a high quality life partner.

    This makes swinging with you far more tempting… I would love to watch the best animes with her, especially new episodes on Saturday.

    People can have radically different interest, vary immensely, can’t you understand that? You seem to be more of the drier STEM major male type. You’re also a father, which inadvertently makes you incrementally far more boring the longer you’ve been one.
    I don't know man, I see that half fire half ice guy and my dick goes limp. I watch a lot of animus with her because I love her but hero academy is lame and I've seen most of it.
  7. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I picked a good day to come back from vacation
  8. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I just read a quarter of this but holy shit its fucked up
  9. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    How can you stand that show? My wife watches it and it's almost as bad as fairy tale
  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Nah, he wasn't.

    He drank a little as any normal teen does, but he never liked the taste of alcohol or beer. I don't either. It's just everyone goes out and gets shit-faced on their birthday… I guess he wanted to be different, and I followed suit, in his honor. It's funny to have to explain and tell people to fuck off when they INSIST you drink on your own god-damned birthday. It's just something I don't do. I don't drink often anyway, and hate hangovers, and feeling like shit from drinking. Like my father, I got drinking out of my system before turning 21 (probably 18-19) and really have no desire to most the time, unless I'm in a fuck-the-world, I wanna just be Jim Lahey mood, which usually corresponds to being very suicidal at the time.

    My dad told me the story, even had the article in the news paper clipped from all those years ago, in the late 70's of a party that ended up killing I think 2 girls, I believe, and hospitalizing like a dozen people. The punch at this house party, not far from where he lived (I grew up at same house he did, and walked by this house almost everyday) got spiked with PCP. He liked the taste of sweet things, much like me, we used to say we'd be alcoholics if alcohol and liquor actually tasted good and sweet, which is probably true, but anyway, it was him and mostly girls that got reckt hardcore, because he and the bitches were hitting up the punch bowl.

    He didn't go to the hospital. He walked home, fucked as shit, through a bunch of orange clay after it'd rained, almost being hit by a MAC truck he walked in front of and stopped like a deer in the headlights, with the guy laying on the horn, and nearly rolling the truck trying to swerve to avoid him, and threw his boots across the kitchen table when he got home, which his mother had just cleaned, and waxed the floors. He couldn't get out of bed for 3 days. He said it was one time he really thought he was close to dying, and apparently, after finding this all out, he probably was, since he drank more punch than anyone there.

    My dad had all sorts of fucked up drug stories he'd told me… The 70's was a great time to do drugs, and be a drug using kid. Wish I coulda been there…

    damn all you had to say was no
  11. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    hydgro- relates to moisture for the record
  12. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby according to §m£ÂgØL she's not a mother anymore, cps took away her kid.

    At least hydro cares about her child sometimes.

    You brag about taking your daughter out for ice cream three months ago.
  13. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    I was under the impression everybody here use fam ironiclly
  14. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    rolled my ankel yesterday it wos sore

    foot dead foot dead dhc my only meds



    CLASSIC
  15. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    was your dad an alcoholic or something
  16. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    This thread is full of cringe

    ouch
  17. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There are customization options to replace regular icons (arrows, bullshit, you know… the standard microcock shit) where you can change it around. Any possibility into looking there to see if that's what the faggot did without realizing it or something stupid? Worth a shot to check it out, just to see. IDK, I certainly am not 1337 enough for any of this shit. Have fun, good luck.

    How the hell do you think his cousin would change all the icons to have red stars? Do you think he accidentally edited them one by one?
  18. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Had a nightmare of being a clown the other night. It was fairly disturbing
  19. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    damn i thought it was good guys. sorry
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by NARCassist was that^ the best corruption tho or what?? he really did walk straight into that one, I think.




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    Haha yeah, I got owned. Jokes on you, I'd love it if that happened.
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