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2018-11-15 at 1:36 PM UTC in Fight to the death techniques
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2018-11-15 at 1:34 PM UTC in Fight to the death techniquesGet them into the tightest headlock then strangle the fuck out of them. Just pull as tight as fuck and don't loosen for shit. If you can use your other arm to cover mouth and nose so they can't breathe. After 20 to 30 seconds without oxygen and struggling for their life their energy will just disappear, then you got them at your mercy, totally.
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2018-11-15 at 1:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gonna ask you guys here because I know this is a safe place, but was gadzooks always so gay? I remember him being kind of cool. how did he mutate into the degenerate he is? is that even the real gadzooks? btw heard he likes to fuck kids and dogs
You two really bitchin at each other lately.
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2018-11-15 at 1:14 PM UTC in Question for the dope folks about suboxone
Originally posted by DH_SAVIOUR That rly fuckin helps 🙄
Well its difficult for anyone to give you an answer that would help without knowing what kind of test they used.
Describe everything you can about it, would help.
Was it urine or saliva?
Did you pee in a cup with strips on the side?
Did you notice how many strips?
Did you see them put a sample of urine into a separate container?
Did they seal that container?
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2018-11-15 at 1:06 PM UTC in Eating ass
Originally posted by DontTellEm Have u guys ever heard of wet wipes?
Lol.
Theres some kind of detergent in them that remains and makes your ass feel all sticky, so not much better than just paper really. Water does a great job, you stay clean as fuck then all day.
Try it once, you'll see what I mean.
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2018-11-15 at 12:45 PM UTC in hey guys,, Spark it up its 420
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2018-11-15 at 12:44 PM UTC in hey guys,, Spark it up its 420
Originally posted by mmQ One time there was this person made out of crayons and he would walk around to the market and people would stare in awe like he's so cute look at that strange man made of crayon.
The crayon man hated it though he just wanted to be made of normal skin and bones like everyone else and he hated his crayon body despite the fact everyone liked it.
Then he fucking blew his face off with a shotgun and the splatter on the wall was so beautiful but he never got to see it.
The end.
That was a very beautiful story man
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2018-11-15 at 12:42 PM UTC in Is color actually real or does it only exist in our heads?Oh yeah that was it, lol
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2018-11-15 at 12:41 PM UTC in Is color actually real or does it only exist in our heads?
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2018-11-15 at 12:38 PM UTC in Eating assI always stick my ass in the sink and wash it after a crap. Its stays so much cleaner. I tell you them pakis are really on to summing with washing their asses rather than just wiping. You can only get so much up with dry paper after all.
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2018-11-15 at 5:37 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....Maybe, I know musk fragrances come from actual musk ox's.
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2018-11-15 at 5:29 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
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2018-11-15 at 5:25 AM UTC in Eating assNot much really. Pretty boring compared to licking puss.
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2018-11-15 at 5:24 AM UTC in Question for the dope folks about suboxoneDepends what kind of test they do.
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2018-11-15 at 5:21 AM UTC in Eating assI've done it to chicks but would be too weird to have a chick do me tho.
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2018-11-14 at 10:41 PM UTC in should lanny stop pretending to be an important philosopher
Originally posted by GGG Those fundamental thoughts were around before the philosophers were, and would've been around long after had they not existed.
Aristotle and other philosophers who actually science'd are a little different. Nigga had formulas, not just thoughts. He was a scientist before it was cool to be one, though I guess if you break it down, all scientists are fundamentally philosophers.
Not really no
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2018-11-14 at 10:34 PM UTC in Infinityshock's BanI remember once going to a rave and doing a whole load of really fucky ecstacy tablets and was tripping like crazy. Then I had to drive us home after and was driving along the motorway tripping like fuck. There were all these fluffy white rabbits running about on the grass verge everywhere. Then I was on this stretch where you could see a good couple of miles of road ahead. Right in the distance I saw a big box truck parked on the hard shoulder on the other side. Although for some reason it was facing the same direction I was. As I started getting closer it was clear that it was broken down because there were all these ropes attached to it with midgets pulling at it. And I noticed as I got closer this truck was super huge, like 30 or 40 foot tall at least. I was looking at this for ages wondering wtf was going on over there. Then as I got near it became clear that it was just the back of a huge road sign on the other side of the road that I was looking at. lol
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2018-11-14 at 10:23 PM UTC in Buying drugs from the internet
Originally posted by HTS Ordering drugs from the internet is bullshit anyway. You wake up every day, excited that you'll be able to get high, but your mailbox stays empty.
Our domestic post here is mostly next day. Prolly 7 or 8 out of 10 of the times at least. Very rare to take more than 2 days in any case.
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2018-11-14 at 10:21 PM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
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2018-11-14 at 10:20 PM UTC in The kikes are pushing incest now
